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Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

The season is still not over, but until we can come to a definite conclusion we can only say that there is a distinct possibility the current iteration of the Golden State Warriors may be better than the '95-'96 Chicago Bulls.

With that being said, the '95-'96 Chicago Bulls may still remain the best team of all time in front of the current iteration of the Golden State Warriors

Until the Finals end, we can only speculate at the positions these teams will hold once everything finishes for the season. Whether or not Team A is better than Team B or vice versa. The teams in question being the Golden State Warriors and the Chicago Bulls

We know they both have a pasty white guy named Steve Kerr involved

We know that Draymond Green can kick nuts just as well as Dennis Rodman

We know that Andrew Bogut is at least as good as Luc Longley

As for everything else? We can only imagine which team may or may not be better. Until two weeks from now, then we can stop imagining. But for now? We definitely do not know. Probably.

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Once Steph's dad gets murdered by the mob to cover his gambling losses he'll come back better than before and there'll be no question who the GOAT is.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
It would be really fun to watch the Warriors with an even shorter 3-point line. Iggy, Green and Barnes would look like Klay

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
How dare you undercut Mangles like this

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

CharlestheHammer posted:

How dare you undercut Mangles like this

Uh, excuse me but this thread is only serving as a "Possibly better or worse than the Bulls" and not "Warriors are better than the Bulls"??

Once the Warriors lose I will happily close the thread

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

I will not accept any definitive statements on either team being better or worse, as the season is not over. Such thinking is reckless.

Like having Westbrook shoot from 3

sum
Nov 15, 2010

Well the rules have changed drastically in the last 20 years, coaching has gotten considerably more complex, strength and conditioning has gotten even better, and the relative quality of the rest of the league is impossible to compare, so I think it's reasonable to say that the Warriors are a bunch of pussy jump shooting frauds and the sports heroes from my childhood will always be the best forever

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Could Steph Curry, Sidney Crosby, and Josh Donaldson fight crime better than Jordan, Gretzky, and Bo Jackson?

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

Jordan brought the Heart

Gretzky brought the Grit

Jackson brought the Determination

What do these lousy milennials bring

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Jackson is gonna bring the workers comp.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



It doesn't look good for the modern team, they're forfeiting on football altogether and don't have the same depth as the 80s-90s team for when the criminals kidnap their baseball guy.

Shear Modulus fucked around with this message at 08:11 on May 31, 2016

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
How much did Stephen Curry make off of endorsements last season?

That's what's holding him back from MJ's records.

Jack's Flow
Jun 6, 2003

Life, friends, is boring
Better at basketball AND better at golf? Steph got this.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
Mjs annoying mouth habit is a lot less retarded than Curry's. Bulls win

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

Who would win in a fight - Curry or Serena Williams?

LOOK I AM A TURTLE
May 22, 2003

"I'm actually a tortoise."
Grimey Drawer
I didn't watch the NBA in the 90s. Is this basically correct?

Jordan = Curry
Pippen = Thompson
Rodman = Green
Longley = Bogut
Harper = Barnes
Kukoc = Iguodala
Kerr = Livingston

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Base Camp Blanket posted:

Who would win in a fight - Curry or Serena Williams?

Serena.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

LOOK I AM A TURTLE posted:

I didn't watch the NBA in the 90s. Is this basically correct?

Jordan = Curry
Pippen = Thompson
Rodman = Green
Longley = Bogut
Harper = Barnes
Kukoc = Iguodala
Kerr = Livingston

You forgot Buechler

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

Serena Williams could take Stephen Curry and Michael Jordan in a fight

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

Update: Warriors might be better than the 96 Bulls but are certainly better than the 15-16 Cavs

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

LOOK I AM A TURTLE posted:

I didn't watch the NBA in the 90s. Is this basically correct?

Jordan = Curry
Pippen = Thompson
Rodman = Green
Longley = Bogut
Harper = Barnes
Kukoc = Iguodala
Kerr = Livingston

Which just goes to show how much better the Warriors are than the Bulls were.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Ostentatious posted:

Update: Warriors might be better than the 96 Bulls but are certainly better than the 15-16 Cavs

After one game that was bizarre in every way for both teams? I don't think so Tim.

Illinois Smith
Nov 15, 2003

Ninety-one? There are ninety other "Tiger Drivers"? Do any involve actual tigers, or driving?

LOOK I AM A TURTLE posted:

I didn't watch the NBA in the 90s. Is this basically correct?

Jordan = Curry
Pippen = Thompson
Rodman = Green
Longley = Bogut
Harper = Barnes
Kukoc = Iguodala
Kerr = Livingston

Randy Brown & Bill Wennington = some dudes on the Warriors D-league team maybe

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

SamuraiFoochs posted:

After one game that was bizarre in every way for both teams? I don't think so Tim.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

The Warriors are at this very moment worse than the '95-'96 Bulls

Juaguocio
Jun 5, 2005

Oh, David...
The 2001 Lakers would beat this Warriors team too.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
So would the 2001 76ers

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

I would beat the 2015-2016 Warriors

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Paul Zuvella posted:

I would beat the 2015-2016 Warriors

That's illegal in some states.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

Maybe the Cavs are just not very good

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

FRAUD ALERT: GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

Maybe the Cavs should just stuff Steph Curry in a locker before game 7, just in case...

see, it's a bad nerd joke because he went to Davidson

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

tadashi posted:

Which just goes to show how much better the Warriors are than the Bulls were.

Which just goes to show how much better Jordan and Pippen were then the rest of the NBA then. (Also how the NBA saw how much money they could all make by using crooked refs to make Jordan look better.) It worked.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
The Bulls were all on juice back then, poo poo's invalid.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

VikingSkull posted:

The Bulls were all on juice back then, poo poo's invalid.
the warriors are arguably the most doped basketball team of all time including the jailblazers

Jack's Flow
Jun 6, 2003

Life, friends, is boring

straight up brolic posted:

the warriors are arguably the most doped basketball team of all time including the jailblazers

How rude! The only people on the juice are Russian track and field athletes, we all know that.*




*Enjoy your 500 gold medals, clean and honest athletes of America.

Jack's Flow fucked around with this message at 17:08 on Jun 17, 2016

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

straight up brolic posted:

the warriors are arguably the most doped basketball team of all time including the jailblazers

this is why I'm a Spurs fan

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

straight up brolic posted:

the warriors are arguably the most doped basketball team of all time including the jailblazers

The jailblazers were a clean honest hardworking team that was misunderstood

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NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Metapod posted:

The jailblazers were a clean honest hardworking team that was misunderstood

Agreed.

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