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Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Kiwi Cafe attacked by sausage-wielding neo-Nazis

A vegan cafe in the Georgian capital of Tblisi has been attacked by meat-wielding far-right extremists.

Kiwi Cafe, a counterculture-style gathering place, was screening English-language episodes of Rick and Morty when the confrontation began.

Witnesses said at least 15 men stormed into Kiwi Cafe, began hurling sausages and meat, and started a brawl.

"Continuing to act loudly and disturbingly, they pulled out some grilled meat, sausages, fish and started eating them and throwing them at us, and finally they started to smoke," Kiwi Cafe wrote on Facebook. The post called the attackers "neo-Nazis who support fascist ideas".

"As soon as they came into the cafe a terrible quarrel started," eyewitness Ana Gulisashvili wrote on Facebook.

"They were shouting at the staff and throwing things around. They made a huge mess and began attacking people who were there to eat and take part in a film screening that Kiwi was hosting. They beat one of my friends and gave him a big gash on his head. Soon as the police came the group left."

The cafe's neighbours joined in the brawl after it spilled outside. The cafe says the attackers "got away clean", while one "friend" got lashed in the face by an elderly man.

Local reports said it was still unclear whether the attack was a prank that got out of hand or a premeditated assault.

http://www.newshub.co.nz/world/kiwi-cafe-attacked-by-sausage-wielding-neo-nazis-2016053112#axzz4ACzO6SKk

So vegans are the enemy of nazis now, I am unsure if this is a bad thing or not. Vegans around here are all in your face saying you're killing bambi and whatnot if you eat a steak.

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dodecahardon
Oct 20, 2008
I bet they cook a mean beef au jus in the ovens.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Go Nazis! Down with veganism!

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
I'm sure it was just a prank.

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.

adocious posted:

I bet they cook a mean beef au jus in the ovens.

fuckin' niiiice

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

op stop just posting news articles.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



oh the ol' johnsonville blitzkreig

Ayeka
May 28, 2016

Meat Nazis Must Die

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Hello Kiwi Cafe! It's nice to meat ya!

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

wasnt hitler a vegetarian, these guys arent very good nazis

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
I bet they're Nazis the same way all other meat eaters are literally worse than Hitler.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



mayb they were just mad mad that theyforgot the huns

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.
nazis are well known for their hatred of vegans

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Vegans are idiots.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

forums attacked by lovely posters copy/pasting news articles

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
I'm confused, it's in New Zealand but they describe Rick and Morty as "in English language" like it's watching some subbed anime or something. Don't the speak the queens English down under?

KaiserSchnitzel
Feb 23, 2003

Hey baby I think we Havel lot in common
Wow New Zealand must be a really hosed up place if they report on news stories about meat-based hate crimes against vegans in another country where real (i.e. not sausage slinging) political and socio-economic problems exist.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Vegans are annoying but things can't be that bad if you're throwing meat at them.

KaiserSchnitzel
Feb 23, 2003

Hey baby I think we Havel lot in common

Arkanomen posted:

I'm confused, it's in New Zealand but they describe Rick and Morty as "in English language" like it's watching some subbed anime or something. Don't the speak the queens English down under?

Georgia is not in New Zealand.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
A statement issued on May 30 through Kiwi Cafe's Facebook page described the incident as "an antivegan provocative action" and called the attackers "neo-Nazis" who support "fascist ideas."

lol "antivegan provocation" veganism really is a cult huh

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
"Continuing to act loudly and disturbingly, they pulled out some grilled meat, sausages, fish and started eating them and throwing them at us, and finally they started to smoke"

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
The story is suspicious. Pretty sure namby pamby vegans would get the gently caress triggered out of them by Rick & Morty.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

KaiserSchnitzel posted:

Georgia is not in New Zealand.

they still speak english in the united states though :P :newlol:

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Lodin posted:

The story is suspicious. Pretty sure namby pamby vegans would get the gently caress triggered out of them by Rick & Morty.

yeah its pretty hard to swallow

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Nazi punks, cook off!

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug

KaiserSchnitzel posted:

Georgia is not in New Zealand.

Locked in on the Kiwi.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Mange Mite posted:

"Continuing to act loudly and disturbingly, they pulled out some grilled meat, sausages, fish and started eating them and throwing them at us, and finally they started to smoke"

Did they smoke the meats or were they spontaneously combusting?
A mystery to be sure

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
It's ironic because Hitler was a vegetarian

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
Came for the falafel; stayed for the meat toss.

Was not disappointed.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
the whole story is in bad taste

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Ahundredbux posted:

Did they smoke the meats or were they spontaneously combusting?
A mystery to be sure

They were robots and started overheating.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
basically the only evidence that the meat enthusiasts are nazis is some butthurt vegan's unsubstantiated claim. i think it is much more likely that the vegans are nazis and the meat folks were far left extremists who hate nazis.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Serious Frolicking posted:

basically the only evidence that the meat enthusiasts are nazis is some butthurt vegan's unsubstantiated claim. i think it is much more likely that the vegans are nazis and the meat folks were far left extremists who hate nazis.

Adolf Hitler posted:

As far as we know, the food of the soldiers of ancient Rome
consisted principally of fruit and cereals. The Roman soldier
had a horror of meat, and meat, apparently, was included in
the normal rations only when the difficulty of obtaining other
supplies made it inevitable. From numerous pictures and
sculptures it seems that the Romans had magnificent teeth, and
this seems to contradict the contention that only carnivorous
animals have good teeth. The intervening centuries do not
appear to have caused any changes. Travellers in Italy have
noticed that the masses still feed on the same things, and that
they still have excellent teeth.

One has only to keep one's eyes open to notice what an extra­
ordinary antipathy young children have to meat. It is also an
interesting fact that among the negroes the children of those tribes which are primarily vegetarian develop more har­moniously than those of the tribes in which it is customary for the mother to feed her infant up to the age of four or five. As regards animals, the dog, which is carnivorous, cannot compare in performance with the horse, which is vegetarian. In the same way, the lion shows signs of fatigue after covering two or three kilometres, while the camel marches for six or seven days before even his tongue begins to hang out. Speaking generally, the experts do not take facts sufficiently into consideration. It has been proved that a vegetarian diet—and particularly a diet of potato peelings and raw potatoes—will cure beri-beri within a week.

Those who adopt a vegetarian diet must remember that it is in their raw state that vegetables have their greatest nutritive value. The fly feeds on fresh leaves, the frog swallows the fly as it is, and the stork eats the living frog. Nature thus teaches us that a rational diet should be based on eating things in their raw state. Science has proved, too, that cooking destroys the vitamins, which are the most valuable part of our food. It has not yet been established beyond doubt whether cooking destroys merely certain chemical particles or whether it also destroys the essential fermentive juices.
Our children to-day are much healthier than those of the Imperial and Weimar Republic periods because mothers now realise that they contribute far more to the health of their children if they give them raw vegetables and roots to chew than if they give them boiled milk.

hmm, story checks out

OXBALLS DOT COM fucked around with this message at 17:09 on May 31, 2016

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Watch poo poo, get hit.

with a bratwurst

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Mange Mite posted:

hmm, story checks out

The Romans were the worst retards on Earth.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
I wonder what their beef was anyway

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Never mind I'm an idiot.

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
It's pretty much a given that a leftist is going to call anyone who doesn't agree a fascist at this point isn't it? Kinda like how the right just calls anyone they don't like a socialist?

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
I hate Tbilisi Nazis.

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May 27, 2004



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TapTheForwardAssist posted:

I hate Tbilisi Nazis.

Fuckin' Tbilisi Nazis.

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