Do any real superheroes even know any martial arts?

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Do any real superheroes even know any martial arts?

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Actually Superman is well versed in the superior Kryptonian martial arts of Torquasm-Rao, Klurkor and Horu-Karu. Lois Lane also learned some of the techniques and uses it to great advantage during roller derby brawls

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Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Bitter Mushroom posted:

Superheroes Are Not Real

Sure they are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7pB2gLZtlY

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