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Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
Can we all just form like a giant block, like a tetris block , it could even be the backwards L shaped one, and sort of cascade down the highway witih maybe cars ramming into us (it doesnt matter if most of us die) until we reach the capital and then just suffocate most of the legislature under our shivering body heat, because god drat the world is poo poo


Is this really happening to MY COUNTRY

please, poor people with your lovely tk max clothing

UNITE. POOR, UNITE. FORM AS ONE. TESTUDO

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Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
all of my posts are low content failures

like my sperm count


i mean i cant prove that, but some times i feel it in my balls. just bad posting

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
depression and starvation combined with fear and anxiety seems to do not good things for any chance of a revolution beyond twitter, sorry friend, check out the tv and see what's on

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Good, if rather keep all y'all in one place. A "poor part of town" if you will.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

yeah there's no revolution coming friendo, and if there is one it'll come from the top and will probably make the poors poorer

sorry

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
UNTIE.

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009
How about giving poor people handguns. The citizenry revolt when they're hungry but how it's set up now is the hungry fade anonymously into death, give those fuckers guns and start some poo poo

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

im going to kill myself

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

lonesomedwarf posted:

im going to kill myself

I wish you wouldn't, I enjoy your posts.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

lonesomedwarf posted:

im going to kill myself

did i do this to you

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

limey spotted

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
im not im just over here temporarily, goshhhhh

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
i can help my fellow poor people, it just requires you all to mail me a check for $50-$200. pm me for more details

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
My bank account has a comma should i not post itt?

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
this thread makes me sad

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Drunk & Ugly posted:

this thread makes me sad

sorry dude, i'm still living off the fumes given off from the corpse of the notion that if i work real hard, like really break my back working, and i never ever complain, one day i too will be pissing all over the poors

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

sorry dude, i'm still living off the fumes given off from the corpse of the notion that if i work real hard, like really break my back working, and i never ever complain, one day i too will be pissing all over the poors

praise be broken brother

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

The Poors that defend the rich are the saddest (I'm also poor)

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
It will be funny when the rich hire an army of poors to protect them and they're still not paid a living wage

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

im going to kill a room full of politicioans

edit no im not it was a joke

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Sorry I have to work.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
And I'll form the head.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
There's a great short story written by Charles Bukowski in which he gathers all the bums and winos of Hollywood and they all invade Beverly Hills like zombies.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

whats it called

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I forget, I read it years ago in one of his many, many books. I was being a nice lad googling it for you and found a bunch of free stories. Have fun (he's one of my favorite authors).

http://www.mmryan.net/archive/writing/bukowskicharles/shortstories.html

Cheap Shot
Aug 15, 2006

Help BIP learn gun?


Saint Isaias Boner posted:

yeah there's no revolution coming friendo, and if there is one it'll come from the top and will probably make the poors poorer

sorry

How about a sexual revolution? I feel like cod pieces are due for a comeback

thank you for the tiny skeleton by the way!

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

FlimFlam Imam posted:

I forget, I read it years ago in one of his many, many books. I was being a nice lad googling it for you and found a bunch of free stories. Have fun (he's one of my favorite authors).

http://www.mmryan.net/archive/writing/bukowskicharles/shortstories.html

thank you flimflam imam i appreciate the effort and i will read some of his stories thank you again

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
the poors hate each other far more than they could ever hate the rich

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Cheap Shot posted:

How about a sexual revolution? I feel like cod pieces are due for a comeback

thank you for the tiny skeleton by the way!

i've got like six dusty codpieces waiting for the day they come back into style

glad it finally reached you, I think they were waiting for the wind to blow it over to you

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Drunk & Ugly posted:

Can we all just form like a giant block, like a tetris block , it could even be the backwards L shaped one, and sort of cascade down the highway witih maybe cars ramming into us (it doesnt matter if most of us die) until we reach the capital and then just suffocate most of the legislature under our shivering body heat, because god drat the world is poo poo


Is this really happening to MY COUNTRY

please, poor people with your lovely tk max clothing

UNITE. POOR, UNITE. FORM AS ONE. TESTUDO

lol u have tk maxx and we have tj maxx

thats crazy

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Mariana Horchata posted:

lol u have tk maxx and we have tj maxx

thats crazy

look i forgot for a second where i was please do not chastise me
sir

please

the quality is still as poo poo as in the us

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Do it, it'll b easier to avoid one clump of u while I'm doing cool stuff that costs money

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

Uniting is problematic and insensitive to each individual's sexual, gender, ethnic, and specie identity.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

skeletonotherkin posted:

Uniting is problematic and insensitive to each individual's sexual, gender, ethnic, and specie identity.

pretty suspicious coming from someone with your av

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

pretty suspicious coming from someone with your av

Triggered.

Ben Murphy
Sep 9, 2001

I like him in spite of the fact that he's not me.

Professor Shark posted:

The Poors that defend the rich are the saddest (I'm also poor)

disgraced millionaire reporting in sir

Muscadine Wine
Feb 13, 2009

Drunk & Ugly posted:

Can we all just form like a giant block, like a tetris block , it could even be the backwards L shaped one, and sort of cascade down the highway witih maybe cars ramming into us (it doesnt matter if most of us die) until we reach the capital and then just suffocate most of the legislature under our shivering body heat, because god drat the world is poo poo


Is this really happening to MY COUNTRY

please, poor people with your lovely tk max clothing

UNITE. POOR, UNITE. FORM AS ONE. TESTUDO

too much drunk not enough ugly

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
i sing the body electric

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
American Poors are still relatively comfortable so we've tricked ourselves into complacency with consumer grade electronics and cheap food. Sorry bud. We're also too divided in even the most basic opinions to effectively rally behind anything as a group.

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kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Haha yeah no problem let me just ruin any and all of my future chances to become rich because of some perceived bond I share with these lazy fucks

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