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This new jobs drug testing policies are basically saying to me "we don't care if you're a raging alcoholic who mixes booze and benzos regularly. But God loving forbid you do the one drug that will stay in your system longer than what we give you notice of the test for." So I'm in the same boat OP. Should I just become an alcoholic?
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Windows 98 posted:This new jobs drug testing policies are basically saying to me "we don't care if you're a raging alcoholic who mixes booze and benzos regularly. But God loving forbid you do the one drug that will stay in your system longer than what we give you notice of the test for." become a raging alcoholic coke fiend.
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Jun 1, 2016 14:01
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The problem with opiates OP is stopping, not starting.
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Jun 1, 2016 17:54
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A relative of mine is legally hosed up on opiates right now, want to ask him?
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Jun 1, 2016 17:57
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FlimFlam Imam posted:Do you live in the US? It might be a good idea to get that escapism going early. p sure thats reason #2 to blame for the ongoing crisis in america, right after purdue pharma of course, with reason #3 being the puritanical attitude we tend to have towards drug abuse which in turn affects our lovely drug policy
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Jun 1, 2016 18:00
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op get high on life instead - it's easy, you just hold your breath until you feel weird
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Jun 1, 2016 18:14
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put it up your butt
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Jun 1, 2016 18:16
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How do you feel about waiting in some awful neighborhood in a twenty year old car while you fight back the sniffles? It's a big part of the heroin addict experience so I'd recommend being cool with it.
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Jun 1, 2016 18:18
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A++ would do opiates again
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Jun 1, 2016 18:19
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Mariana Horchata posted:p sure thats reason #2 to blame for the ongoing crisis in america, right after purdue pharma of course, with reason #3 being the puritanical attitude we tend to have towards drug abuse which in turn affects our lovely drug policy the us is very against recreation across the board whether that be vacation time, drugs, or weekends off
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Jun 1, 2016 18:28
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Isaac posted:Ive done opitates many many times and never got a habit for them. Unlike every single other drug same lol dont know how people get addicted ive been using them for 10 years and only do them on weekends and at work sometimes at the start of the week when im feeling sick from my weekend use, by wed though im broke and cant do them again until friday
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Jun 1, 2016 18:31
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i'm more partial to benzos and dissociatives but imho any drug addiction is a good one
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Jun 1, 2016 18:48
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hi OP if you could become addicted to brushing your loving teeth that would be great
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Jun 1, 2016 18:49
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Opiates & video games ! The dopamine cascade
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Jun 1, 2016 18:50
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you should become addicted to good posting
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Jun 1, 2016 19:10
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just develop a crippling marihuana addiction.
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Jun 1, 2016 19:12
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True story, my carpool buddy had a big jar of opiates in his glove box and I asked what they were doing there and he said they were his wife's scrip but she never took them. "They're yours if you want 'em" he said. O gently caress yes! I was hopped up on goofballs for three weeks at work. (and also learned to like prune danish and bran muffins)
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Jun 1, 2016 19:18
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i had a poo poo today. it was the first in about 7 days. so if that sounds like fun, do opiates.
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Jun 1, 2016 19:43
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skit herre posted:i had a poo poo today. it was the first in about 7 days. so if that sounds like fun, do opiates. Like making GBS threads an inverted pine-cone
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Jun 1, 2016 19:46
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Yes. You should mix dilaudid and heroin so when you IV it you get a great rush and a great high. You'll get used to the withdrawl after you detox enough times.
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skit herre posted:i had a poo poo today. it was the first in about 7 days. so if that sounds like fun, do opiates. click "post history" -> look for tcc posts. checks out.
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Jun 1, 2016 19:54
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lol you thought I was being ironic. it was a huuuge turd.
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Jun 1, 2016 20:00
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skit herre posted:lol you thought I was being ironic. it was a huuuge turd. If you don't cry while you poop you aren't taking enough, up the dose and try again
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Jun 1, 2016 20:29
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*watches a guy drive by in his car shooting H* 'yeah... yeah, that's the ticket! this is a good plan!'
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Jun 1, 2016 20:45
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Yes. Do them all op.... all the drugs.
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Jun 1, 2016 20:46
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nothing is worse for lovely than daily drinking. its all burning liquid up on ur rear end in a top hat that smells horrid
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opiates make it very difficult to poo poo and there is nothing better than a good poo poo so i vote no OP
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Jun 1, 2016 20:51
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Airborne Viking posted:you should become addicted to good posting im addicted to this, but yet, hopelessly hooked, as I cannot make my own
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Jun 1, 2016 20:58
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You'll never know if you like it unless you try.
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Jun 1, 2016 21:04
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Best Giraffe posted:im addicted to this, but yet, hopelessly hooked, as I cannot make my own here, take this - the first one's free 'more like no man's buy'
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Jun 1, 2016 21:14
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Profondo Rosso posted:nothing is worse for lovely than daily drinking. its all burning liquid up on ur rear end in a top hat that smells horrid I used to have this problem, but then i stopped drinking cheap beer.
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Jun 1, 2016 21:23
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My old GF was a stripper/prostitute years before I met her; she used her enormous tits to support a 10 year smack habit. She has hilarious stories about smack. So yeah, go for it, especially if you have the tits to fund your habit!
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Jun 1, 2016 21:29
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Bacon Taco posted:My old GF was a stripper/prostitute years before I met her; she used her enormous tits to support a 10 year smack habit. She has hilarious stories about smack. So yeah, go for it, especially if you have the tits to fund your habit! even if you dont have tits you got lips
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Jun 1, 2016 21:31
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Abuse ambien and meet the walrus, op
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Jun 1, 2016 21:33
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The big hype on the TCC streets is Kratom, aka Thai hobo leaf.
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Jun 1, 2016 21:42
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It will be fine one of the TCC mods once dropped the knowledge bomb that if you're completely strung out on opiates all you need to do take some lcd and get some perspective and everything will be ok.
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Jun 1, 2016 21:44
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4outof5 posted:It will be fine one of the TCC mods once dropped the knowledge bomb that if you're completely strung out on opiates all you need to do take some lcd and get some perspective and everything will be ok. I've found lsd works a bit better, but you can crush up and snort your phone all you like.
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Jun 1, 2016 21:50
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You've made worse decisions in life. Why not?
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Jun 1, 2016 22:05
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I've been doing heroin for years and I don't regret any of it.
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:You've made worse decisions in life. Why not? like what
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