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ninety
Mar 13, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

(and can't post for 4 years!)

This is just stupid. this is garbage.

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
I can eat two sandwiches at the same time op

nnnotime
Sep 30, 2001

Hesitate, and you will be lost.
I slap around my Johnson with gourmet corned beef slices all the time before preparing my weekly sandwich feast. It's important to ensure the beef isn't sliced too thin, of course: just thick enough so you are left with a nice, savory, tasty film of the corned beef on your tongue and also all over your junk.

Glad I'm not the only one, OP. It's a privileged lifestyle we lead, you have to admit.

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:
I carved a vagina and rear end in a top hat into half a ham. I made the bone the butthole cause anal is gross and weird.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Never lunchmeat, but I did get hollandaise on my nutsack this morning.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
thinking back on the life ive lead id say almost definitely, although i dont recall a specific occasion

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Smash it Smash hit posted:

I can eat two sandwiches at the same time op

when i'm making a sandwich my dick looks like a clotheshorse and guess what, someone just did ham laundry

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