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what do you have to do for your punishment to be abandonment on bear mountain
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Jun 1, 2016 19:52
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I'm sure if you ask nicely they'll bring you there without any need for high jinks.
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Jun 1, 2016 19:54
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Swan Curry posted:what do you have to do for your punishment to be abandonment on bear mountain According to OP, throw rocks at cars
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Jun 1, 2016 19:55
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Swan Curry posted:what do you have to do for your punishment to be abandonment on bear mountain Throw rocks at cars and a river, according to the story. Can't really blame the parents here, only animals throw rocks.
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Jun 1, 2016 19:55
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How else they gonna learn?
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Jun 1, 2016 20:11
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My parents fed me to bears as a kid and I turned out fine, I don't see why I shouldn't do the same with my child
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Jun 1, 2016 20:13
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there is actually an anime airing this season about a chill talking bear and a pagan priestess who is terrible at life. it is kind of disappointing.
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Jun 1, 2016 20:16
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The dad must now beg for forgiveness via sepukku or live with much shame.
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Jun 1, 2016 20:20
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kid is in a shallow grave somewhere completely different
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Jun 1, 2016 20:21
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wait a minute, I thought Japan didn't have a standing army?
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Jun 1, 2016 20:27
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SciFiDownBeat posted:wait a minute, I thought Japan didn't have a standing army? They have a "self defense force"
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Jun 1, 2016 20:28
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Jun 1, 2016 20:29
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SciFiDownBeat posted:wait a minute, I thought Japan didn't have a standing army? They have a Self Defense Force, but they're prohibited from initiating conflict..... it's as stupid as it sounds.
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Jun 1, 2016 20:30
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Well if they threw rocks at him to see how he liked it, they would definitely have been on the news
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Jun 1, 2016 20:31
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SciFiDownBeat posted:wait a minute, I thought Japan didn't have a standing army? they have one which is only for self defense. it is worthless for even that much, but some hawks want to legalize declaring war again.
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Jun 1, 2016 20:31
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Rasta_Al posted:They have a Self Defense Force, but they're prohibited from initiating conflict..... it's as stupid as it sounds. Russia showing up on your doorstep one day with a million people armed is bound to make ya cautious. Or, if china is looking for revenge, justifiably paranoid.
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Jun 1, 2016 20:33
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Philosopher King posted:Russia showing up on your doorstep one day with a million people armed is bound to make ya cautious. Or, if china is looking for revenge, justifiably paranoid. nah, the existence of the sdf was included in the constitution we wrote for them.
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Jun 1, 2016 20:36
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oh dope posted:kid is in a shallow grave somewhere completely different Speaking of shallow graves: Frog Boys! They were a group of five South Korean boys who disappeared on March 26, 1991. The boys had gone to nearby Mount Waryong to catch frogs but never returned. Their bodies were found 11 years later. However.... Wikipedia posted:In 2002, a man searching for acorns discovered their bodies in an area of the mountain that had already been searched. He first reported the remains via an anonymous phone call. Initially, the police stated that they thought the boys had died of hypothermia. However, the parents did not accept that conclusion and demanded a full investigation. The families questioned the conclusion that the boys had simply died after getting lost due to the oddities of the boys' clothes being found tied in knots and of their bodies being found a short distance from the village in an area the boys knew very well. Forensic experts discovered that the boys had been murdered with repeated blows to the head and that one had been shot in the head with a shotgun. I'm guessing mom and dad murdered their son and left him on Bear Mountain. RIP in peace little JPN boy 
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Jun 1, 2016 20:40
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Serious Frolicking posted:nah, the existence of the sdf was included in the constitution we wrote for them. Behold our babby. If they act up send all of japan to bear murder mountain
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Jun 1, 2016 20:40
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Philosopher King posted:Behold our babby. If they act up send all of japan to bear murder mountain it doesnt really matter if they make declaring war legal in japan again. despite their modern arsenal any place japan would be inclined to invade would push their poo poo in. the sdf is amazingly worthless.
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Jun 1, 2016 20:43
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And so the little boy entered the bears home. What did he see! Why, three pairs of soiled panties. He went up the first pair of panties, inhaled deeply, and said "Oh me, oh my! These panties smell brand new." Then the little boy went to the next pair of panties and took a big sniff. "Fiddle dee dee! These panties are far too rank! The gusset is almost worn through." Then at last the little boy went to the last pair of panties, and drunk deep of the heady crotch-vapors. "Oh joy! These panties smell just right! Not too fresh, not too many skidmarks. JUST RIGHT!" But suddenly the door opened, and in burst the three bears. "WHO'S BEEN PERVING ON OUR PANTIES!" said Papa Bear. Mama Bear shouted "Oh.... oh god. I can never feel safe here again. We have to move!" And little baby bear quietly snuck away to collect the pot of honey the little boy had left for him, as they were in collusion together running a used-panties mail-order service out of Osaka for the last six years.
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Jun 1, 2016 20:58
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Serious Frolicking posted:it doesnt really matter if they make declaring war legal in japan again. despite their modern arsenal any place japan would be inclined to invade would push their poo poo in. the sdf is amazingly worthless. Aren't the politicians that are mostly pushing for abandoning the current constitution largely war crime deniers? Gotta love it.
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Jun 1, 2016 20:58
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Serious Frolicking posted:it doesnt really matter if they make declaring war legal in japan again. despite their modern arsenal any place japan would be inclined to invade would push their poo poo in. the sdf is amazingly worthless. Well I mean, you gotta have some kind of army. Every country needs a place to send their stupid rednecks.
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Jun 1, 2016 21:00
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The Ballad of Kumayama
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Jun 1, 2016 21:03
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notZaar posted:Well I mean, you gotta have some kind of army. Every country needs a place to send their stupid rednecks. japan has negative population growth. they dont need to send all their angry young men to war, as their toxic cultural institutions are doing a very good job of getting rid of all the young people already. plus, they loving hate the very idea of immigration, so without some huge changes they are ideologically opposed to japan is on an unstoppable downward spiral. they wont even let in immigrants to take care of their enormous and unwanted elderly population, to the extent that building robots to do that job is seen as a good idea. but hey, the anime supply remains steady.
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Jun 1, 2016 21:09
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Throwing rocks at cars and people loving owns. This kid rules. 20 bucks says he descends from the mountain astride amighty bear steed, leading an army of bears, throwing rocks at stupid fuckers while bears maul them.
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Jun 1, 2016 21:16
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Serious Frolicking posted:japan has negative population growth. they dont need to send all their angry young men to war, as their toxic cultural institutions are doing a very good job of getting rid of all the young people already. plus, they loving hate the very idea of immigration, so without some huge changes they are ideologically opposed to japan is on an unstoppable downward spiral. they wont even let in immigrants to take care of their enormous and unwanted elderly population, to the extent that building robots to do that job is seen as a good idea. I hope Platinum Games will be okay.
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Jun 1, 2016 21:21
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This wouldn't have happened if the boy had a 刀( japanese sword)!
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Jun 1, 2016 21:31
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"Bear infestation" sounds like something that maybe someone should do something about? 
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Jun 1, 2016 22:01
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Radical 90s Wizard posted:"Bear infestation" sounds like something that maybe someone should do something about? Sounds like a job for Twink Squad
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Jun 1, 2016 22:05
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What if the bear is really sexy? Like that gorilla all the girls were eyeing up before. Maybe if this bear is sexy they will forgive it.
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Jun 1, 2016 22:12
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handsome bear, you say?  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 1, 2016 22:21
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The Punishing Ranger! Handsome Bear!
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Jun 1, 2016 22:53
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This is like the set up to a Junji Ito comic. They will find some bear in the kids clothes and when they kill it and cut it open it will be like the kid as an old man in like a weird fetus sac and before he dies he will cry for his parents. That is best case.
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Jun 1, 2016 23:02
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wasn't that harsh plenty of parents in the US beat their kids to dead for dumb poo poo
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Jun 1, 2016 23:14
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Japan is pretty good at making tough individuals I guess (when it works) but collectively they seem to have been failing for decades now. The fact that they closed themselves off from the rest of the world for years and years because 'not Japan' until finally the US came up with modern (at the time) warships and cannons and went 'open your markets douches' is hilarious to me.
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Jun 1, 2016 23:16
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Tuxedo Gin posted:wasn't that harsh it was definitely dumb though
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Jun 1, 2016 23:17
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Casimir Radon posted:They probably just killed him and are wasting everyone's time now. "also I heard a bear saying he'd beat a kid to death if he kept whining all the time? not me, though, but I mean, like a really big bear said that."
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Jun 1, 2016 23:34
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Can the woods really be "bear-infested?" I mean, it's the loving woods.
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Radical 90s Wizard posted:"Bear infestation" sounds like something that maybe someone should do something about? I don't think you can have guns in Japan so I have this mental image of a hillbilly perched atop a building... brooding: "This city is afraid of me...I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No." They had a choice, all of them. They could have followed in the footsteps of good men like my father or President Truman. Decent men who believed in a day's work for a day's pay. Instead they followed the droppings of lechers and communists and didn't realize that the trail led over a precipice until it was too late. Don't tell me they didn't have a choice. Now the whole world stands on the brink, staring down into bloody Hell, all those liberals and intellectuals and smooth-talkers... and all of a sudden nobody can think of anything to say."
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