Oh hey, it's the Portugal Soccer Team Thread for UEFA Euro 2016!

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Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Simone Poodoin posted:

Cool grandpas crew, sorry for your loss.

Mine passed 10+ years ago but I remember him listening to portuguese football on his shortwave radio when I was a kid and he definitely was an influence on me being football obsessed, even though he became a fan of a horrible oval office club when he came here.

I'm drinking a cold one or two for all the grandpa's we have lost.

To bring the mood up here's a picture of Ronaldo looking fabulous.

# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:08

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Simone Poodoin: Jun 26, 2003; Che storia figata, ragazzo!

Looking fabulous and owing $0 to the taxman

# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:10

Mean Bean Machine: May 9, 2008; Only when I breathe.

Mean Bean Machine posted:

THOSE BALLON D'ORS!!!!!!!

2016 (?) -

drat...My prediction in the OP is looking more likely than ever. Ronaldo WILL win the Ballon d'Or and I have already applied to be the one to give it to my boy. Dreams do come true. Good night. ALso RIP all grandpas

# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:33

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Nice Russian prison tats, good stuff.

# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:52

Shrapnig: Jan 21, 2005

Bruno Alves has been at the bronzer more than Ronnie.

# ? Jul 7, 2016 01:13

Elijah Snow: Dec 10, 2006; some-something man

"portugal
portugal
messi in jail
ronaldo in the final"

# ? Jul 7, 2016 13:30

Mans: Sep 14, 2011; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

we did it lads, never in doubt.

griezmann could've played for Portugal but he chose France, he's going to regret it amigos.

# ? Jul 7, 2016 23:42

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

We are now Greece. We know what to do.

# ? Jul 8, 2016 07:15

Shit Farm: Jan 10, 2013

it seems like all the cool & good lads are from sporting and the rest of the country is piggy backing off of them?

# ? Jul 8, 2016 17:05

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/Onefootball/status/751765391735676928

# ? Jul 9, 2016 14:40

Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

trem_two posted:

https://twitter.com/Onefootball/status/751765391735676928

Amazing

# ? Jul 9, 2016 16:21

Mean Bean Machine: May 9, 2008; Only when I breathe.

poo poo Farm posted:

it seems like all the cool & good lads are from sporting and the rest of the country is piggy backing off of them?

8 of the 11 usual starters have been players made in Sporting but whos counting haha anyway we are all portuguese and thats what matters. although you might not think so when you hear my idiot Benfica neighbor hoot and holler every time Joao Mario misses a pass or a shot. the dumb oval office

# ? Jul 9, 2016 21:03

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

can't wait to watch murray lift the wimbledon trophy then a few hours later ronaldo lift the euro trophy

# ? Jul 9, 2016 21:24

Mans: Sep 14, 2011; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

all the avecs will be having a massive meltdown tomorow night and i'm so loving pumped.

will i party in alg�s, will i party in terreiro do pa�o, will i party in alameda?

so many choicesssss

# ? Jul 9, 2016 23:05

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

Imma gonna party at the door of the french embassy,maybe go for a drink with a mademoiselle in each arm.and that is if we loose.

# ? Jul 10, 2016 00:58

Breath Ray: Nov 19, 2010

Here's hoping one of you three lands a handsome legionnaire

# ? Jul 10, 2016 08:10

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

Those are italian i see someone needs to brush up on their Asterix.anyway its 2016 just go hog wild.

# ? Jul 10, 2016 11:14

poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Jose posted:

can't wait to watch murray lift the wimbledon trophy then a few hours later ronaldo lift the euro trophy

The pattern is clear:

1. Hamilton won the British GP
2. Murray won Wimbledon
3. Brits are currently first and second on the Tour de France

England is going to win the Euro 2016

# ? Jul 10, 2016 16:57

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

poty posted:

The pattern is clear:

1. Hamilton won the British GP
2. Murray won Wimbledon
3. Brits are currently first and second on the Tour de France

England is going to win the Euro 2016

Murray is a proud scotsman

# ? Jul 10, 2016 17:24

advanced statsman: Dec 26, 2012; ISLAM FC

I hope the Portugays win tonight!!!!

# ? Jul 10, 2016 17:53

Mean Bean Machine: May 9, 2008; Only when I breathe.

same.......same

# ? Jul 10, 2016 18:06

Mans: Sep 14, 2011; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

we will be partying on the streets of Seixal tonight lads!!!!!!

# ? Jul 10, 2016 18:06

Mans: Sep 14, 2011; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

#taganho

# ? Jul 10, 2016 18:07

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

I hope you guys take a big poo poo all over those french fucks and parade the trophy all over Paris afterward.

# ? Jul 10, 2016 18:23

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

I sure did enjoy the meme, boy it made me giggle:

# ? Jul 10, 2016 18:40

HappyCamperGL: May 18, 2014

Well done Portugal.

# ? Jul 10, 2016 22:35

Simone Poodoin: Jun 26, 2003; Che storia figata, ragazzo!

Congrats friends, go crazy tonight and enjoy the celebrations!

# ? Jul 10, 2016 22:37

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

You guys own, congratulations!

# ? Jul 10, 2016 22:37

ephex: Nov 4, 2007; PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Boa noite, meus amigos!

# ? Jul 10, 2016 22:38

advanced statsman: Dec 26, 2012; ISLAM FC

Ronaldo is better than Messi.

# ? Jul 10, 2016 22:38

Carrier: May 12, 2009; 420...69...9001...

Im glad for my portuguese posting pals

# ? Jul 10, 2016 22:39

hopterque: Mar 9, 2007; sup

Congrats MBM and the portugulls, and Big Ronald.

also:

advanced statsman posted:

Ronaldo is better than Messi.

This

# ? Jul 10, 2016 22:40

Electronico6: Feb 25, 2011

We won and i'm off to get drunk

Portugal rules my friends!

# ? Jul 10, 2016 22:45

Mans: Sep 14, 2011; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mans posted:

rremember when benfica fans were melting down over here because we were playing like poo poo and everything looked gloomy?

yet here we are victorious.

so will be portugal.

we will beat hungary, Eder will score and we will coast on through to the finals.

probate me for a month if Portugal doesn't pass the group stages and one week for every elimination phase we don't reach. I expect to have exactly zero days of probation.

NEVER IN DOUBT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

# ? Jul 10, 2016 22:45

Average Lettuce: Oct 22, 2012

We did it lads!

advanced statsman posted:

Ronaldo is better than Messi.

Also this.

# ? Jul 10, 2016 22:45

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

Congratulations Portuguese football friends on this, the most troll-free football forum in the world, The Ray Parlour

# ? Jul 10, 2016 22:47

jyrka: Jan 21, 2005; Potato Count: 2 small potatoes

Grats lads! I knew you would win it after you beat us 7-0.

# ? Jul 10, 2016 22:48

Smirr: Jun 28, 2012

It could be no other way. Congratulations

# ? Jul 10, 2016 22:52

Mans: Sep 14, 2011; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

i'm in tears my friends

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Tzen: Sep 11, 2001

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