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Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
You awaken a TV genie who gives you one TV wish. It can effect just one show or channel or genre, or all TV everywhere. What do you use your one wish on?

Here's mine: No television show will ever again feature a scene where an adult who has lost track of a child wanders around yelling that child's name.

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Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Escobarbarian posted:

that I get to be in charge of it

*TV Genie gives you the remote*

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Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Dresh posted:

All the CW DC shows actually become good and well plotted.

I'm sorry, that is beyond the TV Genie's power.

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Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Yer Burnt posted:

That people carry and drink from coffee cups like there's actually liquid in them. All the acting awards to whoever can carry out this seemingly impossible task.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpEUNn5a0rE

Jesus Christ

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Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Tiggum posted:

I don't understand why they don't just put something in the cup. You don't have to actually drink it.

Because putting liquid in there is increasing the odds of an accident for no reason, and nobdoy's gonna buy special weighted coffee cups, because, and this is the most important part

Factor Mystic posted:

nobody cares.

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Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Tiggum posted:

They're opaque cups with lids. Just put some sand or rocks or something in there so it has some weight.

Rocks could shift and cause noise, sand could spill, and, most importantly of all

Factor Mystic posted:

nobody cares.



If the level of liquid in the cup wouldn't match the amount supposedly drunk in the scene. And then we'd have weirdos making youtube videos about how TV shows will have a character take a sip from a cup of coffee, then the next shot it's almost empty, then it's 3/4 quarters full,

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Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
I got another one

For that Guillermo Del Toro live-action adaptation of Monster for HBO to actually exist

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