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http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/positions/news/g4712/feminist-sex-positions/ THE 19TH AMENDMENT Dude goes down on a woman. She squirts in his face. He learns to respect women.  THE EQUAL PAY ACT A woman is riding a dude. She gets him about 30 percent away from an orgasm but she gets up and leaves.  MAKE YOUR OWN DINNER A woman is masturbating in a kitchen. A dude walks in sad.  16 CANDLES A woman sits on top of the man of her dreams while eating cake. [I guess "eating cake" is a feminist agenda now?]  CAT CALLING A guys kisses a woman's neck and whispers sweet nothings while the woman yells at her cat to stop crying on the other side of the door.  THE MR. AMERICA PAGEANT A woman undresses a dude down to his boxes, places a sash over him and asks him difficult political questions in exchange for compliments and college money.  THE FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT A husband cheats on his wife with a younger woman in his office. The wife works her way up through his company, takes over his job, hires a hot male intern who goes down on her in the husband's old office.  THE FEMININE MYSTIQUE A woman uses the vacuum her husband bought her for their anniversary to "blow" her husband while she fills out job applications with her free hand.  THE SUSAN B. ANTHONY A woman flips a coin to see what feminist sex position her man will participate in next.
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The Ein Cooler Typ A woman poops
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Jun 2, 2016 06:35
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These women will die alone and unloved. They are unloveable.
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Jun 2, 2016 06:37
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What. The. gently caress.
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Jun 2, 2016 06:39
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The guy has nipples but the girl doesn't even get cleavage lines. How equal is that?
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Jun 2, 2016 06:39
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Wait, this isn't a Jon Pop thread?
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Airborne Viking posted:Wait, this isn't a Jon Pop thread?
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Jun 2, 2016 06:43
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Also, cosmo is the patriarchy
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Jun 2, 2016 06:43
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I call it "cosmo" because i mention it so much that the extra syllables really take up a lot of time
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Jun 2, 2016 06:44
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can't wait to forward this
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Jun 2, 2016 06:48
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Lol at the cat call one.
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Jun 2, 2016 06:49
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dude had sex 1/3 of the time still worth it imo
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Jun 2, 2016 06:56
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The glass ceiling: Lady sits on top of a skylight wearing a skirt with no undies and all the dudes below are just losing their friggin minds! Women's e-man-cipation: Just a chick browsing a bunch of webcams with guys playing with their weiners and moaning. A speech bubble comes from her mouth: "Meh. Next. Yawn. Hmmm.... nope!" Equal pay for equal work: Man and a woman giving a blow job to some dude who is very equitable in his distribution.
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Jun 2, 2016 07:09
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im masturbating
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Mathlete posted:Equal pay for equal work: Man and a woman giving a blow job to some dude who is very equitable in his distribution. Sucking dick is a lot easier than eating a bitch out, so your example is too easy. If I had to lie on my stomach, look forward and stick my tongue out, I'd probably vomit and lose consciousness within 2 minutes.
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Jun 2, 2016 07:13
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criscodisco posted:Sucking dick is a lot easier than eating a bitch out, so your example is too easy. this is called the lonesomedearf
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This is why Trump must win, we need to get those women back under our thumbs! Am I right fellas?
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Jun 2, 2016 12:25
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All those photos should have
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Jun 2, 2016 12:33
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Bob Saget IRL posted:All those photos should have they also all (including the men) have coquette noses. talk about unrealistic standards of beauty!
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Ein cooler Typ posted:
ok i thought this one was kinda funny
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Jun 2, 2016 12:36
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The patriarchy is still clearly visible in some of these
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Jun 2, 2016 12:38
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criscodisco posted:Sucking dick is a lot easier than eating a bitch out, so your example is too easy. If you think sucking a dick is easy, you must be slobbin on it like a little bitch. Move over, let me show you what a real man can do.
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Jun 2, 2016 12:48
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My greatest dream is to marry a woman who makes a shitload more money than me and vacuums the jizz right out of my schlong.
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Mathlete posted:If you think sucking a dick is easy, you must be slobbin on it like a little bitch. Move over, let me show you what a real man can do. Didn't say easy, just easier. And I need no lessons, tyvm.
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I thought feminist sex was sticking your dick in a hole that just aborted a fetus - it's not real love unless you have bits of dead baby on your cock afterwards
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Vim Fuego posted:Also, cosmo is the patriarchy I am the patriarchy, Jerry. That's what's so crazy about it!
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SirEvelynTremble posted:I thought feminist sex was sticking your dick in a hole that just aborted a fetus - it's not real love unless you have bits of dead baby on your cock afterwards No no no. Feminist sex is using your dick TO abort a fetus.
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Why is there no pegging? And why is there no move where you take the man's money?
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Mange Mite posted:Why is there no pegging? Both actions represent the patriarchy and are thus not acceptable
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Actually, this is patriarchy.
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Jun 2, 2016 15:53
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By partaking in the act of pegging, the woman takes the role of a toxic male. This act permanently taints her womanhood and severs her from the feminist cause. Having tasted the toxic fruit of masculinity, no woman can return to the purity that they once had.
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Jun 2, 2016 15:57
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And what do you call this act? The Feminists
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Jun 2, 2016 16:13
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Ein cooler Typ posted:
the very obvious joke is that she is having a slice of cake without a slice being missing from the cake using the old expression 'eating her cake and having it too'
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Jun 2, 2016 16:26
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extra stout posted:the very obvious joke is that she is having a slice of cake without a slice being missing from the cake Typical feminist, defying the law of conservation of mass so she can have her way!
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Jun 2, 2016 16:37
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Colonel Cancer posted:And what do you call this act? I laughed, you saved the thread.
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Jun 2, 2016 17:00
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This person considers Miss America questions difficult?
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I respect the 19th amendment and your mom, both. At the same time.
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Jun 2, 2016 17:06
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Ein cooler Typ posted:
I do this all the time when I'm trying to watch porn by myself
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i would enjoy them all
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