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Hi, folks! he who shall not be named has returned and asked me to post this thread for him. for some reason, he is convinced this is the fate that will befall him. can't imagine why, he seems too regular and sane for it. anyway, post your fav methods to avoid boredom and despair in the SHU.
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 17:58 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 18:47 |
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you could well... suck my drat balls while u wait?
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 17:59 |
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remember that time i was 14 and matt dewalt famous internet pedophile colosus made a laptop gate announcement thread and i got first reply and all it said was "friend of the family" and i got perman banned from tw probably not u were 2 busy blue peacocking imo see u when im dead bye
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 18:00 |
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hey alex, you should take a picture of your rear end in a top hat before you go to prison so you can remember what it was like before it got loving destroyed
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 18:00 |
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suck the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 18:00 |
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read a good book
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 18:01 |
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Lick your finger (for lubrication) and try to find your prostate.
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 18:01 |
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cub posted:hey alex, you should take a picture of your rear end in a top hat before you go to prison so you can remember what it was like before it got loving destroyed nice
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 18:04 |
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Decebal posted:Lick your finger (for lubrication) and try to find your prostate. wrong order
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 18:04 |
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i slept for 24 hours straight once just to pass a day theres always room for more sleep
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 18:06 |
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Kill your... *looks at smudged writing on hand* ...whelps?
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 18:06 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:i slept for 24 hours straight once just to pass a day impressive
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 18:10 |
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Nothing wrong with some good old fashion thumb twiddling. Then when you've mastered that art you can graduate to whittling wood.
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 18:11 |
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does solitary count as double time. i forget tbh. i guess i also have to negotiate safe transport (if that even exists) what a hosed up system
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 18:13 |
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eat a live palmetto bug OP
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 18:15 |
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masturbate so furiously that the guards seperate you and your genitals by moving you into different cells
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 18:18 |
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im in this thread now
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 18:26 |
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most likely will sing songs about heroin and talk poo poo to invisible people named maurice, practice my schizophrenic latin bible curses
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 18:28 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 18:47 |
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Think a single thought forever
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 18:44 |