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paul_soccer10 posted:i have a car and a bike No you don't
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yes i do bitch
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Jun 3, 2016 13:22
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Roylicious posted:I see cyclists get hit somewhat regularly and that's just the schadenfreude I need to not care if they are ignoring traffic laws. I kinda feel bad for the people who might get in trouble for hitting an (adult) cyclist with their car. You watch out for kids, but grownups on toys are worth serious points.
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Jun 3, 2016 13:27
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paul_soccer10 posted:yes i do bitch BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:No you don't
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Jun 3, 2016 13:39
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Whenever I see a cyclist I throw a match at their Lycra and watch them go up like the human torch.
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Jun 3, 2016 13:45
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King of Bees posted:Whenever I see a cyclist I throw a match at their Lycra and watch them go up like the human torch. me too
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Jun 3, 2016 13:57
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Oh hey, it's 7 AM and thousands of barely caffeinated zombies are trying to get to work or school. Sounds like the perfect time to get a few buddies together and go for a pleasure ride down main street for a dozen or so miles. That won't gently caress with anyone at all. I certainly don't deserve to get a tire iron shoved up my rear end, no sir.
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Jun 3, 2016 14:04
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sorry if you said already, but do you put a baseball card in the spokes to sound like a motorcycle? if so you're out of luck pal.
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Jun 3, 2016 14:15
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ArmZ posted:car "culture" is decadent and depraved good
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Jun 3, 2016 14:36
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3nMnr8ZirI
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Jun 3, 2016 14:46
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bloodysabbath posted:I think the best thing is when cyclists bitch about "entitled car culture." Like, yeah, most of the US is set up to where you need a car to live in any sort of efficient manner. I'm not saying that's great, but until you find the money and manpower to have the infrastructure and civil engineering of most of the country rejigged for your hobby, maybe shut the gently caress up about "entitlement." early cars were a hobby until idiots ripped out the light rail and streetcar lines at the behest of capitalists
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Jun 3, 2016 15:06
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god drat riding bikes is great however
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Jun 3, 2016 15:51
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My favorite thing to do on my bike is use those pedestrian crosswalks with the flashing lights that cars are required by law to stop at. When I press that button and cross the main arterial roads jam packed with people in cars I always smile and wave. Then I get right back on the street.
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Jun 3, 2016 15:59
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ive only had one guy bitch me for being on the sidewalk and it was a white homo only times i ever go on the sidewalk is if the road doesnt permit safe bikin (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 3, 2016 16:00
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Same. If a road isn't safe enough to bike on I get on the sidewalk but I slow the gently caress down if I'm anywhere close to a person on foot because I'm not an rear end in a top hat to pedestrians, only to people driving personal vehicles when they should be taking public transit. Get your white collar 9 to 5 always going to the same office and could easily arrange your life to include public transit use rear end on the bus if you aren't on a bike or on foot, you loving morons.
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Jun 3, 2016 16:02
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gently caress da Mods posted:ive only had one guy bitch me for being on the sidewalk and it was a white homo i hope you die enjoying your toy EvilJoven posted:Same. If a road isn't safe enough to bike on I get on the sidewalk but I slow the gently caress down if I'm anywhere close to a person on foot because I'm not an rear end in a top hat to pedestrians, only to people driving personal vehicles when they should be taking public transit. hhahahahaha sorry i bought a benz and enjoy driving my comfy vehicle man, what are all these streets here for? Buses and bikes only?
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Jun 3, 2016 16:03
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The eternal cyclist conundrum. Do I ride in the street and die, or do I ride on the sidewalk illegally and risk hurting someone else?
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Jun 3, 2016 16:05
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When I see a biker I push his frail body over and taco his front tire as he cries
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Jun 3, 2016 16:06
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EvilJoven posted:My favorite thing to do on my bike is use those pedestrian crosswalks with the flashing lights that cars are required by law to stop at. When I press that button and cross the main arterial roads jam packed with people in cars I always smile and wave. yeah that's great
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Jun 3, 2016 16:07
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King of Bees posted:When I see a biker I push his frail body over and taco his front tire as he cries me too
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Jun 3, 2016 16:09
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I don't like seeing anyone get hurt but bikes were such a huge problem on the campus I went to for a while. They'd be attached to loving everything. Trees, benches, light-poles, handrails, door-handles. A wealth of bike racks and these dumbfucks thought it was necessary to save them an extra half a minute walking to their bike. People would ride all over the place too. Then campus police finally started cracking down and giving cyclists tickets and the schadenfreude of seeing their mouths agape in disbelief that THEY OF ALL PEOPLE are getting a ticket was just so satisfying. Then another time a cyclist ran a stop-sign on campus and flipped himself over the hood of a volkswagon. Landed face-first too and his canine pierced/split his upper-lip due to the impact. Sucked for him but stop signs apply to bikes too. Shame he had to learn it that way.
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Jun 3, 2016 16:10
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Twelve Batmans posted:Then another time a cyclist ran a stop-sign on campus and flipped himself over the hood of a volkswagon. Landed face-first too and his canine pierced/split his upper-lip due to the impact. Sucked for him but stop signs apply to bikes too. Shame he had to learn it that way. Unfortunately this applies to everyone, I have several scars on my face as proof that drivers don't know how to stop behind the white line. University bikers are seriously the worst though. When I was in uni they did this awesome bike sharing program with all these donated fixed gear bikes. After about six months they were all gone because people would just leave them stacked up like kindling in a fire right next to the bike racks, or actually ghost ride them into the goddamn lakes
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Jun 3, 2016 16:14
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lol making a bike share program that is only fixies is top-tier trolling, i'd throw them in a lake too.
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Jun 3, 2016 16:16
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City of Tampa posted:lol making a bike share program that is only fixies is top-tier trolling, i'd throw them in a lake too. It did suck riding them at times because my state is 80% hills but I am sure the uni is glad they didn't try to get geared bikes seeing that they were falling apart after a couple months from abuse
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Jun 3, 2016 16:17
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fixed-gear bikes don't freewheel, so your legs have to be spinning all the time, you can't coast I think you're talking about single gear bikes which are OK most of the time
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Jun 3, 2016 16:19
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i like to steal bicycles
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Jun 3, 2016 16:22
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City of Tampa posted:fixed-gear bikes don't freewheel, so your legs have to be spinning all the time, you can't coast Maybe, it has been a while since this happened. These were the kind that required you to pedal backwards to brake so I had assumed it was fixed gear but I might be misremebering
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Jun 3, 2016 16:24
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There was a goober that used to come into the bar I live upstairs from, he'd wear one of stupid bike hats with the little bill flipped up and spandex. I've never met anyone that was more of a stereo type in my life. Had a stupid high pitched voice that made him sound like a jockey. He'd wear a back pack that he would put on the bar stool next to him and wouldn't move it for anyone (not that you would want to sit next to him). He also smelled horrible, so I figured he was biking to the bar from a long way off. Nope, lived two blocks down. He got drunk and killed while biking home one evening, I'm still smiling.
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Jun 3, 2016 16:44
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Biking is cool and all, but nothing beats being a grown man riding a Razor scooter to work, wearing a bike helmet and elbow pads. I feel this way becau
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Jun 3, 2016 17:17
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Haier posted:Biking is cool and all, but nothing beats being a grown man riding a Razor scooter to work, wearing a bike helmet and elbow pads. I feel this way becau I love waiting to turn right when some rear end in a top hat on a scooter is coasting through the crosswalk at a speed somehow slower than walking. gently caress
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Jun 3, 2016 17:29
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Haier posted:Biking is cool and all, but nothing beats being a grown man riding a Razor scooter to work, wearing a bike helmet and elbow pads. I feel this way becau I used to make fun of Razor scooters until those fire hazard "hoveboards" came into being and now every public indoor area (especially malls) have that 14 year old kid riding his wheelie shoe-mobile blindly while texting and it makes me miss those pussy skateboards
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Jun 3, 2016 17:30
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I remember in middle school some kid on a skateboard tried to start a fight with another kid, so the other kid just stomped hard on the middle of the board while the other kid was on it talking poo poo, and it broke the board, so when the skate kid looked down and tried to catch his balance, the other kid just kicked him really hard in the nuts and then just started stomping on the skate kid as he rolled around in pain while screaming swear words really loud.
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Jun 3, 2016 17:33
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My town has these bike rental kiosks all over; it's fun to watch idiots attempt ridiculous stunts and break them, lol
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Jun 3, 2016 17:34
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYAapAQ1urI&t=97s
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Jun 3, 2016 17:36
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fixies are an affectation unless you're on a track https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZR6HK9xEVw
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Jun 3, 2016 17:46
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the gently caress are they even doing? riding in circles just hanging out blocking traffic? its hard to have empathy for bicycle riders who act like this.
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Jun 3, 2016 17:50
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JiveHonky posted:the gently caress are they even doing? riding in circles just hanging out blocking traffic? its hard to have empathy for bicycle riders who act like this. trying to start poo poo with motorists so they can play cool anarchist man because they read a stdh.txt story on the Internet where a righteous cyclist did this and everyone started applauding now i want to watch the texas equivalent where these assholes just get executed on the spot
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Jun 3, 2016 17:53
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DreamShipWrecked posted:pedal backwards to brake this fucks your knees up soooo bad
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Jun 3, 2016 17:55
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gently caress da Mods posted:i am zero carbon. Suck my dick
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too pedestrian to live too car to die
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