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Ok maybe it didn't eat it .... but I made you look! At da wikkle baby Panda! etc etc hooray for fending off extinction a little bit longer source : https://www.yahoo.com/news/panda-born-belgiums-pairi-daiza-082916348.html?ref=gs
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 20:41 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 05:01 |
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ill eat a panda
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 20:42 |
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someone in the china farmer thread posted that pandas are bad at sex and because i read it on the internet it must be true maybe use some of theose dead frozen tigers to grind up into TCM penis pills
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 20:43 |
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I hope it grows up strong.
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 20:54 |
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Welcome to hell little dude.
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 20:58 |
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somebody shoot that panda!
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 20:59 |
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i dont understand the evolutionary benefit to eating the only baby you gave birth to?? mother nature is funny like that sometimes
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 20:59 |
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That's a big racoon!
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 21:02 |
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Cool Photoshop thread bro
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 21:06 |
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I've never had Panda. Yet.
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 21:12 |
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I hate you
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 21:13 |
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:i dont understand the evolutionary benefit to eating the only baby you gave birth to?? mother nature is funny like that sometimes it's a final defense mechanism against retarded animals that somehow manage to reproduce
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 21:14 |
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who would even think to shop a dead rat on a Panda mouf lol lol lol 5
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 21:15 |
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pan-do: eat shoots and leaves pan-don't: eat a baby panda
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 21:16 |
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SirEvelynTremble posted:
HAhahaha! lookit that dopey rear end panda! It's all like "I can has offspring?"
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 21:17 |
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tomstuart posted:ill eat a panda your av looks like a baby panda
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 21:22 |
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Talk about "Eat Fresh"!
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 21:23 |
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tomstuart posted:someone in the china farmer thread posted that pandas are bad at sex and because i read it on the internet it must be true thats true and its because their dicks are broke as hell and also theyre all aces
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 21:39 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:Talk about "Eat Fresh"! These kinds of hot takes are the reason I come to GBS!
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 21:46 |
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That's not a baby panda, that's a baby Tasmanian Tiger.
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 22:28 |
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next time shop something funny like pres obama dick in the panda mouf lol lol
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 22:30 |
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JiveHonky posted:next time shop something funny like pres obama dick in the panda mouf lol lol Where would he get a picture of obamas dick you idiot.
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 22:49 |
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I heard of Panda Express home delivery, but this is ridiculous!
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 22:53 |
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FrankieGoes posted:Where would he get a picture of obamas dick you idiot. put a gopro on your friggin mom
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 22:53 |
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FrankieGoes posted:Where would he get a picture of obamas dick you idiot. right. i didnt think that one through. poo poo. nvm
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 22:54 |
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the woman that gets pregnant with my demonic seed and demands that she give birth to the foul beast in the middle of a candlelit pentagram and we eat it together, raw, and make sweet love in the sticky puddle of afterbirth left in its wake: this is the woman I shall marry
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 22:56 |
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I'd recommend the panda sever tbh
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 22:56 |
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*in ace ventura voice* That's-a spicy meat-a-ball!
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 22:58 |
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MiracleWhale posted:the woman that gets pregnant with my demonic seed and demands that she give birth to the foul beast in the middle of a candlelit pentagram and we eat it together, raw, and make sweet love in the sticky puddle of afterbirth left in its wake: this is the woman I shall marry
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 23:02 |
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SirEvelynTremble posted:
pandas are going to be one of the first species to go once climate change really takes off and suddenly people are fighting over resources and land again so enjoy the pandas while u can
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 23:05 |
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OH poo poo the panda is like Chronos!
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 23:08 |
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i got broads in atlanta
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 23:14 |
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FrankieGoes posted:Where would he get a picture of obamas dick you idiot. Turn ur monitor.. off
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 23:15 |
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Ork of Fiction posted:Turn ur monitor.. off niiiiice
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# ? Jun 2, 2016 23:15 |
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how come they cant just jerk off the boy panda and then put the jizz in the girl panda
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# ? Jun 3, 2016 00:25 |
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Robo Reagan posted:pandas are going to be one of the first species to go once climate change really takes off and suddenly people are fighting over resources and land again so enjoy the pandas while u can lol if you think China won't feed them ground up human meat if they ever run out of bamboo.
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# ? Jun 3, 2016 00:28 |
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i hate pandas #ilust4pandadeath
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# ? Jun 3, 2016 00:31 |
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Parallax Scroll posted:how come they cant just jerk off the boy panda and then put the jizz in the girl panda That would be sexual assault. Twitter would lose their minds. Pandas are worthless rear end-bears anyway, and that baby looks like a deformed dick. They'd be extinct in like 10 minutes of not for zoos. Or zoos aren't even allowed to own pandas, they're all "on loan" from China, and we can't even name them. We have to call them Ping Long and poo poo. If I'm going to feed some worthless rear end-bear 700 pounds of food a day for 20 years you can bet your rear end I'm going to make it whatever the gently caress I want.
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# ? Jun 3, 2016 00:31 |
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Pandas are stupid. Why can't a three year old jump into one of their pens?
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# ? Jun 3, 2016 00:31 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsJLLEwUYZM
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