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SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO





Ok maybe it didn't eat it .... but I made you look! At da wikkle baby Panda!







etc etc


hooray for fending off extinction a little bit longer

source : https://www.yahoo.com/news/panda-born-belgiums-pairi-daiza-082916348.html?ref=gs

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welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
ill eat a panda

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
someone in the china farmer thread posted that pandas are bad at sex and because i read it on the internet it must be true

maybe use some of theose dead frozen tigers to grind up into TCM penis pills

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

I hope it grows up strong.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Welcome to hell little dude.

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
somebody shoot that panda!

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
i dont understand the evolutionary benefit to eating the only baby you gave birth to?? mother nature is funny like that sometimes

Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010


That's a big racoon!
:chanpop:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Cool Photoshop thread bro

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I've never had Panda. Yet. :devil:

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I hate you

Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



A ILL BREAKFAST posted:

i dont understand the evolutionary benefit to eating the only baby you gave birth to?? mother nature is funny like that sometimes

it's a final defense mechanism against retarded animals that somehow manage to reproduce

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
who would even think to shop a dead rat on a Panda mouf lol lol lol 5

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
pan-do: eat shoots and leaves

pan-don't: eat a baby panda

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

SirEvelynTremble posted:






Ok maybe it didn't eat it .... but I made you look! At da wikkle baby Panda!







etc etc


hooray for fending off extinction a little bit longer

source : https://www.yahoo.com/news/panda-born-belgiums-pairi-daiza-082916348.html?ref=gs

HAhahaha! lookit that dopey rear end panda! It's all like "I can has offspring?"

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

tomstuart posted:

ill eat a panda

your av looks like a baby panda

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Talk about "Eat Fresh"!

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

tomstuart posted:

someone in the china farmer thread posted that pandas are bad at sex and because i read it on the internet it must be true

maybe use some of theose dead frozen tigers to grind up into TCM penis pills

thats true and its because their dicks are broke as hell and also theyre all aces

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Booblord Zagats posted:

Talk about "Eat Fresh"!

These kinds of hot takes are the reason I come to GBS!

Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model
That's not a baby panda, that's a baby Tasmanian Tiger.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
next time shop something funny like pres obama dick in the panda mouf lol lol

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

JiveHonky posted:

next time shop something funny like pres obama dick in the panda mouf lol lol

Where would he get a picture of obamas dick you idiot.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
I heard of Panda Express home delivery, but this is ridiculous!

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


FrankieGoes posted:

Where would he get a picture of obamas dick you idiot.

put a gopro on your friggin mom

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

FrankieGoes posted:

Where would he get a picture of obamas dick you idiot.

right. i didnt think that one through. poo poo. nvm

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


the woman that gets pregnant with my demonic seed and demands that she give birth to the foul beast in the middle of a candlelit pentagram and we eat it together, raw, and make sweet love in the sticky puddle of afterbirth left in its wake: this is the woman I shall marry

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


I'd recommend the panda sever tbh

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
*in ace ventura voice*

That's-a spicy meat-a-ball!

TheShazbot
Feb 20, 2011

MiracleWhale posted:

the woman that gets pregnant with my demonic seed and demands that she give birth to the foul beast in the middle of a candlelit pentagram and we eat it together, raw, and make sweet love in the sticky puddle of afterbirth left in its wake: this is the woman I shall marry

:perfect:

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

SirEvelynTremble posted:






Ok maybe it didn't eat it .... but I made you look! At da wikkle baby Panda!







etc etc


hooray for fending off extinction a little bit longer

source : https://www.yahoo.com/news/panda-born-belgiums-pairi-daiza-082916348.html?ref=gs

pandas are going to be one of the first species to go once climate change really takes off and suddenly people are fighting over resources and land again so enjoy the pandas while u can

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
OH poo poo the panda is like Chronos!

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
i got broads in atlanta

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

FrankieGoes posted:

Where would he get a picture of obamas dick you idiot.

Turn ur monitor.. off :mmmhmm:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Ork of Fiction posted:

Turn ur monitor.. off :mmmhmm:

niiiiice :hfive:

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

how come they cant just jerk off the boy panda and then put the jizz in the girl panda

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Robo Reagan posted:

pandas are going to be one of the first species to go once climate change really takes off and suddenly people are fighting over resources and land again so enjoy the pandas while u can

lol if you think China won't feed them ground up human meat if they ever run out of bamboo.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
i hate pandas #ilust4pandadeath

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Parallax Scroll posted:

how come they cant just jerk off the boy panda and then put the jizz in the girl panda

That would be sexual assault. Twitter would lose their minds.

Pandas are worthless rear end-bears anyway, and that baby looks like a deformed dick. They'd be extinct in like 10 minutes of not for zoos.

Or zoos aren't even allowed to own pandas, they're all "on loan" from China, and we can't even name them. We have to call them Ping Long and poo poo. If I'm going to feed some worthless rear end-bear 700 pounds of food a day for 20 years you can bet your rear end I'm going to make it whatever the gently caress I want.

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender
Pandas are stupid. Why can't a three year old jump into one of their pens?

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsJLLEwUYZM

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