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like has anyone thought of trying that or did i invent it
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like has anyone thought of trying that
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anyone
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Parallax Scroll posted:like has anyone thought of trying that I'm sure they have. They show them pornos and poo poo to try to get them to gently caress, surely cramming a tumbler of jizz up one has crossed their minds.
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good song
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Parallax Scroll posted:anyone Stop rushing me, I'm trying to figure out the right Panda masturbator/work from home joke.
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Parallax Scroll posted:like has anyone thought of trying that yes i think about panda wanking all the time - it takes over all other thoughts tbh
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dont panda me op
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Tectonis posted:That's a big racoon! lol
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sounds like i invented it so im gonna patent that poo poo and sit on the patent till they are extinct
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Jun 3, 2016 00:41
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Guarantee the patent officer will steal it and sell it to the Chinese.
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Parallax Scroll posted:sounds like i invented it so im gonna patent that poo poo and sit on the patent till they are extinct how about i jerk YOU off like a panda and put YOUR spoo inside a female sock? i bet you would like that u twisted pervert.
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There's a one cub policy in China - maybe that's why
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Kuato posted:I've never had Panda. Yet.
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JiveHonky posted:how about i jerk YOU off like a panda and put YOUR spoo inside a female sock? i bet you would like that u twisted pervert. PM me
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tomstuart posted:someone in the china farmer thread posted that pandas are bad at sex and because i read it on the internet it must be true holy fuckballs i hate TCM and the evil it causes by making rare animals ingredients in its fake bullshit healing
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Imagine if your 5000 year old country picked an animal that was arguably the dumbest loving animal on the planet as its mascot An animal actively trying to extinguish its species
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Node posted:Pandas are stupid. Why can't a three year old jump into one of their pens? dude do you think they'd shoot the panda?
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How did Pandas ever make it this far, they all seem like class A retards
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Veshpo posted:How did Pandas ever make it this far, they all seem like class A retards Zoo intervention.
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They're not even supposed to eat bamboo. They have carnivorous digestive systems, but just eat bamboo because they don't have to chase it down because they're lazy as gently caress. They can barely even digest it, which is why they have to eat all goddamn day. They're not even born with gut bacteria; they have to eat their mom's poo poo when they're cubs to develop a bacterial colony in their gut to break down the cellulose in bamboo. gently caress bamboos, they're nature's welfare moms.
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may your first panda be a masculine panda
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thank you for inviting me to your panda's birth...on the day of your panda's birth
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Y are we giving money to save these animals when there all just cannibles that eat there own babys…we shoud use that money to save disadvantaged Australian's first… Thisis shameful!
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EngineerSean posted:dude do you think they'd shoot the panda? Only one way to find out. Anyone have any three year olds they wouldn't mind chucking at a panda?
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can we please just put this species out of its misery
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criscodisco posted:They're not even supposed to eat bamboo. They have carnivorous digestive systems, but just eat bamboo because they don't have to chase it down because they're lazy as gently caress. They can barely even digest it, which is why they have to eat all goddamn day. have the zoos tried feeding them meat? wtf
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Node posted:Only one way to find out. Anyone have any three year olds they wouldn't mind chucking at a panda? I wish. I've yet to meet the three year old I didn't want to chuck at a bear.
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look at those teeth. why the gently caress do pandas eat plants, they got carnivore teeth
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We just covered this boom boom boom
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white x6 look like a panda
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That Robot posted:holy fuckballs i hate TCM and the evil it causes by making rare animals ingredients in its fake bullshit healing recent studies suggest that autism is not actually caused by vaccines as previously believed, but rather by a combination of TCM and chemtrails
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TWISTIN DOPE LEAN INTO FANTA
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boom boom boom posted:look at those teeth. why the gently caress do pandas eat plants, they got carnivore teeth because they are literally retarded animals that don't deserve to live as a species
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BRROOOOAAAARRRR how do I reproduce
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Node posted:BRROOOOAAAARRRR how do I reproduce use the butt
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