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Mariana Horchata posted:arent there monks that wear lil cockhats? this sounds promising
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# ? Jun 3, 2016 21:32 |
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Ironically, foreskin is the best way to keep a tiny yarmulke attached to the tip of your penis. When I was a kid I found my dad's dirty magazine stash, and it the front of Hustler there was a monthly comic strip that was close-up photos of a white dick and a black dick with googly eyes on them, having a conversation. I don't remember much about the jokes other than thinking "whoa this is really racist".
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# ? Jun 3, 2016 21:37 |
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criscodisco posted:Ironically, foreskin is the best way to keep a tiny yarmulke attached to the tip of your penis. this is a good origin story
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# ? Jun 3, 2016 21:39 |
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criscodisco posted:Ironically, foreskin is the best way to keep a tiny yarmulke attached to the tip of your penis. When I was really little and walking home from the nearest 7-11 with my parents I found a black and white photograph of two men lounging on the beach together with hardons sticking straight up in the air. It was very confusing to me and it made my mom impossibly upset, which probably contributed significantly to any latent homosexuality that would feature later. e: Naturally the first thing I did was show it to my brother and laugh.
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# ? Jun 3, 2016 21:55 |
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:When I was really little and walking home from the nearest 7-11 with my parents I found a black and white photograph of two men lounging on the beach together with hardons sticking straight up in the air. i went to Hardon Beach and all i got was this latent homosexuality
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# ? Jun 3, 2016 21:57 |
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simpsons did it
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# ? Jun 3, 2016 21:57 |
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yes OP if you discount the qualifier "tiny"
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# ? Jun 3, 2016 22:08 |
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Ryoshi posted:yes OP if you discount the qualifier "tiny" if your dick is large enough to fill a normal sized hat you should see a doctor
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# ? Jun 3, 2016 22:46 |
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I alternate between a child size Astros hat and silk top hat for fancier occasions - not full sized but def not tiny
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# ? Jun 3, 2016 22:49 |
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I fail to see the point... a true gentleman such as myself would immediately feel obliged to remove the hat were I to flop my cock out in the presence of a lady
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:01 |
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:Mine's smoking a cigarette. Hogge Wild posted:i have really long taint hairs combine these and you get Z Z Cock but only if the "beard" is long enough
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:39 |
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i'm sporting a trillby tonight
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:59 |
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:if your dick is large enough to fill a normal sized hat you should see an oncologist FTFY
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 04:45 |
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I used to wear a pork pie hat, but with that wide brim it looked really weird underneath my pants, so I had to say goodbye to it.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 09:50 |
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skander posted:I used to wear a pork pie hat, but with that wide brim it looked really weird underneath my pants, so I had to say goodbye to it. same here but i wear the pork pie hat cuz my dick is really into ska
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 11:05 |
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i have one just like the red hat ladies who go to old lady meals together and my shaft is purple
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 11:26 |
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criscodisco posted:Ironically, foreskin is the best way to keep a tiny yarmulke attached to the tip of your penis. well i too buy them for the articles
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 11:28 |
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basement jihadist posted:i have one just like the red hat ladies who go to old lady meals together and my shaft is purple my grandma was in the red hat ladies. she also looked like a penis but thats just a coincedence
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 11:30 |
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i was your penis grandma in another life maybe
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 13:07 |
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basement jihadist posted:i was your penis grandma in another life maybe I wish I was in a rock band, this would be the name of my next album.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 13:22 |
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FlimFlam Imam posted:I wish I was in a rock band, this would be the name of my next album. copyright b jihadsist DO NOT STEAL
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