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post ITT to get ur free daily posting horoscope!! 100% authentic horoscopage by real posters, guaranteed. simply quote someone, reply with a semi effort horoscopal post prediction and wait for someone to quote and predict yr fortune. GL every1  here's a quick example: Post you made!!! Horoscope this first post you made right now posted:for the last time are jorts in fashion this summer or not everyone laughed at me last summer and i ahvent beebn outside since
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go to sleep mr. swede
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Jun 2, 2016 22:32
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AEMINAL posted:post ITT to get ur free daily posting horoscope!! your horoscope: think twice before starting a thread on a dead forum today
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Jun 2, 2016 22:32
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im spreading gasoline around in here watch your feet people. anyone have a match? dont say "your face and my butt" bec i need a real match to start this arson fire
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Jun 2, 2016 22:37
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Clipperton posted:your horoscope: think twice before starting a thread on a dead forum today Someone close to you, perhaps a wife, partner or general love interest is going to sleep with someone who isn't you. i'm a moron and my meme was turned into an idiot by sexuality
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Jun 2, 2016 22:38
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sex idiot posted:Someone close to you, perhaps a wife, partner or general love interest is going to sleep with someone who isn't you. i'm a moron and my meme was turned into an idiot by sexuality your sexuality will become moronic, as it is slowly turned into memes..! your future love life is looking very healthy though
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Jun 2, 2016 22:40
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AEMINAL posted:your sexuality will become moronic, as it is slowly turned into memes..! be careful with work matters in the next two weeks, cos it looks like your love life and career will intersect in some weird ways in that period.
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Jun 2, 2016 22:43
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H.H posted:be careful with work matters in the next two weeks, cos it looks like your love life and career will intersect in some weird ways in that period. you will post a new anonymous confessions thread and lowtax will embrace it with hilarious self ridicule and totally not gas it or ban you. and it will become very successful. almost all the fives will be yours.
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Jun 2, 2016 22:47
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burn thread burn!
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Jun 2, 2016 22:47
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JiveHonky posted:burn thread burn! oh no, only enfield can save us now!!! i knew i shoulcnt have clicked on this thread!
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Jun 2, 2016 22:50
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JiveHonky posted:burn thread burn! you will slip up tomorrow and never again fall asleep without remembering how much that one moment made you look like a total idiot shitlord.
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Jun 2, 2016 22:50
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luckily there was only 4 people in this thread and they all got out safely. 
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Jun 2, 2016 22:52
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JiveHonky posted:burn thread burn! Here's yours: I'm going to take a photo of your mom, print it twice, cut them into circles and put them facing inward on a pair of binoculars, marketing them online as "horrorscopes"
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Jun 2, 2016 22:53
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sex idiot posted:Here's yours: it would just be all dark the photos would block the light tweedlestupid
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Jun 2, 2016 22:55
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How is my love life, OP?
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Jun 3, 2016 06:07
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AEMINAL posted:you will slip up tomorrow and never again fall asleep without remembering. You cannot tell a lie, you cannot lay a tell, you'll get so stuck on rhymes, if only you could spell. You will die upon receipt of the universes' full message, which continues as follows:
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Jun 3, 2016 06:41
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I'm a cancer OP what nebulous destiny awaits me~
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Jun 3, 2016 06:45
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:I'm a cancer OP what nebulous destiny awaits me~ you will contract the hiv virus, develop aids, it will cancel out the cancer and you will be completely healthy
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Jun 3, 2016 06:47
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JiveHonky posted:luckily there was only 4 people in this thread and they all got out safely. Everyone keeps clamoring around you to put out the fires you create. In social situations, try being a little more patient for others still trying to catch up to your converstational speed. Try fingerbla
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Jun 3, 2016 06:47
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Sorry I ran out of dark matter on my timespace printer
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Jun 3, 2016 06:53
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:Sorry I ran out of dark matter on my timespace printer your timespace printer will malfunction, creating an inverse big bang that will envelop the universe and end it, only for it to be replaced by something even weirder
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Jesus Christ posted:go to sleep mr. swede Your dog is choking on a chicken bone, metaphysically.
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Jun 3, 2016 06:58
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a bloo bloo
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Jun 3, 2016 06:58
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Chinatown posted:a bloo bloo you discover that mods DIDN'T know, driving you to an existential crisis from which you do not recover. you spend the rest of your life in a mental institution, whispering to yourself: "suck my goddamn balls, op"
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Jun 3, 2016 07:00
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H.H posted:"suck my goddamn balls, op"
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Jun 3, 2016 07:02
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H.H posted:you discover that mods DIDN'T know, driving you to an existential crisis from which you do not recover. you spend the rest of your life in a mental institution, whispering to yourself: "suck my goddamn balls, op" hosed UP
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Jun 3, 2016 07:02
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:I'm a cancer OP what nebulous destiny awaits me~ You will vacillate like the tide - ebb and flow - crashing and retreating with the phases of the moon. You have a rigidly tight, guarded exterior, crafted to protect your soft, delectably tender underbelly. Innate bonus to all Claw attacks.
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Jun 3, 2016 07:03
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woah I really believe in this stuff
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H.H posted:be careful with work matters in the next two weeks, cos it looks like your love life and career will intersect in some weird ways in that period. August is the cruelest month for vainglorious bastards such as yourself H.H I hope you get hit by a train." -Uranus
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Jun 3, 2016 07:08
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:August is the cruelest month for vainglorious bastards such as yourself H.H I hope you get hit by a train." -Uranus 
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H.H posted:your timespace printer will malfunction, creating an inverse big bang that will envelop the universe and end it, only for it to be replaced by something even weirder Endlessly pontificating on the source of your scrotum is useless without firsthand experience. jon joe posted:woah I really believe in this stuff Try turning your monitor on.
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Jun 3, 2016 07:11
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do me do me
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Jun 3, 2016 07:13
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Everyone loves you you're the star of your very own show so try not to gently caress it up but we're cheering you on even if you do cuz you're trying and that's what counts.
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Jun 3, 2016 07:13
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Nonviolent J posted:do me do me you get a call from ICP's agent, offering you to join the duo, forming a trio, but you have to play the oboe. consider the offer with full gravitas, this can potentially be a game changer for the genre.
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Jun 3, 2016 07:15
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:Everyone loves you you're the star of your very own show so try not to gently caress it up but we're cheering you on even if you do cuz you're trying and that's what counts. 
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Jun 3, 2016 07:16
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Nonviolent J posted:do me do me Peace Love Unity Respect Patience Levity Enlightenment
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what's my horrorscope
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:what's my horrorscope The lack of romance doesn't bother you in the slightest, and with the right pair of jorts it looks like you'll have a fun night out on the town.
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Jun 5, 2016 15:29
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im a capricorn/dragon depending on which horoscope, what does my future behold?
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AEMINAL posted:The lack of romance doesn't bother you in the slightest, and with the right pair of jorts it looks like you'll have a fun night out on the town. spot on!
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