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I've talked to enough crazy girls to know that I am a cancer on the cusp of leo. What should I expect in this day of shitposting?
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Business Gorillas posted:I've talked to enough crazy girls to know that I am a cancer on the cusp of leo. What should I expect in this day of shitposting? you're a cancer on these forums and a pain on the cusp of my rear end too
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Jun 5, 2016 15:43
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:you're a cancer on these forums and a pain on the cusp of my rear end too I figured you don't feel a lot of things in or around your rear end anymore considering the amount of traffic it gets
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Jun 5, 2016 15:45
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Will i be able to score that date tomorrow? If so, how will it go?
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Jun 5, 2016 16:02
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Business Gorillas posted:I figured you don't feel a lot of things in or around your rear end anymore considering the amount of traffic it gets its numb
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Jun 5, 2016 16:27
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H.H posted:Will i be able to score that date tomorrow? June is a good month for new relationships. Conversations may be a little awkward, but the stars align with you so long as you remember to get plastered on clear liquor before and during your date. You may misplace your keys. You may make a comment this month that someone will emptyquote.
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Jun 5, 2016 16:31
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When will I find love, op
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Jun 5, 2016 16:33
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Hector Beerlioz posted:When will I find love, op Don't worry if things have seemed to be a little vague between you and your love interest recently. The current astral configuration means that you will feel a lot more secure by the end of the day. Perhaps your partner (current or prospective) will buy you a wonderful present, or write you a message that leaves you in no doubt about how they feel, or even tell you face-to-face.
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Jun 5, 2016 16:42
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btw, I dabble in I Ching forecasting (even started a thread about it a few months ago that went nowhere). If anyone's interested, I can give you a reading. avoid yes/no question.
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Jun 6, 2016 05:32
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H.H posted:btw, I dabble in I Ching forecasting (even started a thread about it a few months ago that went nowhere). I would like a reading.
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Jun 6, 2016 05:36
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H.H posted:btw, I dabble in I Ching forecasting (even started a thread about it a few months ago that went nowhere). Will it be advantageous to cross The Great Stream for Love? Will I find Love there?
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Jun 6, 2016 05:38
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i have a girl I like a lot and we have know each other for years and she likes me too!! ...but she lives in another state pretty far away and I dont get to see her much... what should I do GBS oracle(s)?? 
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Jun 6, 2016 05:40
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I would like a reading. You need to ask a question.
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Jun 6, 2016 05:41
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Iron Prince posted:i have a girl I like a lot and we have know each other for years and she likes me too!! ...but she lives in another state pretty far away and I dont get to see her much... what should I do GBS oracle(s)?? Put your weiner up her butt
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Jun 6, 2016 05:42
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Put your weiner up her butt i can hang dong but not enough from here to new england
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Jun 6, 2016 05:43
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H.H posted:You need to ask a question. How many people who say they are my friend actually care about me
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Jun 6, 2016 05:43
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Serviette posted:Will it be advantageous to cross The Great Stream for Love? I have consulted the oracle and received the answer in the form of Hexagram 37:  Hexagram 37 posted:
Be genuine! Good luck!
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Jun 6, 2016 05:56
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Hector Beerlioz posted:How many people who say they are my friend actually care about me I have consulted the oracle and received the answer in the form of Hexagram 23 (SPLITTING APART):  Hexagram 23 posted:SPLITTING APART. It does not further one My personal understanding of this omen (disclaimer: I am not a licensed diviner) : the situation is difficult, don't make a mess of things by interfering. But there is hope.
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Jun 6, 2016 06:06
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H.H posted:I have consulted the oracle and received the answer in the form of Hexagram 23 (SPLITTING APART): My ego has not bel fellated, I want my money back hh
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Jun 6, 2016 06:09
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The oracle has spoken. *retreats into the old wooden cabin on the mountain*
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Jun 6, 2016 06:11
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please tell my horoscope, I'm Gemini
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Jun 6, 2016 06:17
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Bowlcutbarricade posted:please tell my horoscope, I'm Gemini You will doe alone and unloved, much like the Gemini space program.
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Jun 6, 2016 06:23
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H.H posted:I have consulted the oracle and received the answer in the form of Hexagram 37: Thank you!
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Jun 6, 2016 07:54
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Hector Beerlioz posted:How many people who say they are my friend actually care about me All of them care enough not to want you dead, so really how much more do you want beyond that where it starts to feel selfish?
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Jun 6, 2016 08:12
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Bowlcutbarricade posted:please tell my horoscope, I'm Gemini Happy Birthday It's 6/6/16
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Jun 6, 2016 08:13
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Bowlcutbarricade posted:please tell my horoscope, I'm Gemini Your fingerless hacker's gloves will make your hands cool by day and even colder at night. Don't do that thing you're not supposed to do.
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Jun 6, 2016 08:16
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:All of them care enough not to want you dead, so really how much more do you want beyond that where it starts to feel selfish? Ten
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Jun 6, 2016 08:23
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Business Gorillas posted:I've talked to enough crazy girls to know that I am a cancer on the cusp of leo. What should I expect in this day of shitposting? You know what works best for people is what you're they're go for most of the time, so why bother listening too seriously to others' wants and needs? Be sure to Listen, because they're trying to tell you what interests them most in that moment.
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Jun 6, 2016 08:23
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I am still not united with my New England bae what gives
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Jun 6, 2016 08:24
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What's going on in this thread?
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Jun 6, 2016 12:21
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RIP op breakin the law.
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Jun 6, 2016 20:30
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Iron Prince posted:I am still not united with my New England bae what gives Just as prison is only a state of mind, distance is only a measurement of the time it takes to travel. Take heart, then, that you live in an age where an "I love you" can be sent and received with certainty within mere moments. Dat booty doe, das gonn be days' waitnin.
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Jun 6, 2016 21:49
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I'm an aquarius, which means i am a water sign, which means I create mould wherever i go. Tell me of my fate great oracle
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Jun 6, 2016 23:21
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Good News Everyone posted:I'm an aquarius, which means i am a water sign, which means I create mould wherever i go. Tell me of my fate great oracle FALSE - Aquarius the Water Bearer is the Bringer of Flow / Essence / Resources / Burdens / Information, and as such is an AIR SIGN, the element of change, adaptation, and levity. Out of the three Air signs (Gemini/Libra/Aquarius), Aquarius is the cardinal, whereas Gemini and Libra are mutable and fixed signs, respectively. No fates, only lessons, guidance, and practice.
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Jun 7, 2016 00:52
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By the way, anyone seen Gatekeeper around lately? Last I heard he/she was talking about a Hare Krishna girl. This thread brought me back.
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Jun 7, 2016 00:54
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Hey OP is that guy avoiding me or is he actually really depressed and busy and I'm just paranoid
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Jun 7, 2016 00:56
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why do i keep instantly farting when i lay down but not when i stand up or walk around?
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Jun 7, 2016 00:58
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SaltLick posted:why do i keep instantly farting when i lay down but not when i stand up or walk around? You are not feeling totally in sync with your friends right now, which could cause some social awkwardness. One person in particular is causing some tension and you just don't have the patience for it. Dealing with all of the insecurities of someone who is always fishing for compliments isn't fun: It's tiring. So take a vacation from this person and try spending time alone for a while. You can get a lot done, and you'll have more fun doing it by yourself.
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Jun 7, 2016 01:09
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SaltLick posted:why do i keep instantly farting when i lay down but not when i stand up or walk around? Stand on your head and then flex your bowels. Have a friend hold your legs for balance if you don't mind losing a friend after.
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Microwaves Mom posted:RIP op breakin the law.  What is the sound of one hand clapping?
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