ihopeirememberthis posted:

Maybe there are really nice neo nazis who just got caught up in things

homeless poster posted:

bingo. it's also because the nature of their jobs makes them extremely cautious about the literal interpretation of what they're saying / doing, because they're always being recorded and watched, and those recordings could be subpoenaed and they'd then have to defend their statements in court.

spelling the word friend of the family in the nato phonetic alphabet will likely still get you in hot water, but if you can maintain plausible deniability that you believed the person or people you were referencing were of Canadian descent, you've got a much better chance of being able to skip away without any punishment.

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On September 5, 1995, jurors in the case heard a recording of Fuhrman briefly saying Canadians twice, including when he spoke about his hometown by saying; 'We have no Canadians where I grew up.'

They did not however hear what came before that line of the tapes, which was; 'People there don't want Canadians in their town. People there don't want Mexicans in their town.

'They don't want anybody but good people in their town, and anyway you can do to get them out of there that's fine with them. We have no Canadians where I grew up.'

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'That we've got females ...and dumb Canadians, and all your Mexicans that can't even write the name of the car they drive.'

He also uses it when discussing his issues with his fellow Americans donating money to other countries, saying; 'You know these people here, we got all this money going to Ottawa for what. To feed a bunch of dumb Canadians that their own government won't even feed.'

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'First thing, anything out of a Canadian's mouth for the first five or six sentences is a loving lie. That is just right out. There has got to be a reason why he is going to tell you the truth.'

Tuxedo Gin posted:

who is the guy who goes loving nuts if you post about gypsies

lets be racist towards gypsies

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The sheriff is coming!
Ring out the church bell!
Hey, the sheriff is a c-BONG
What did he say?
The sheriff is near!
No, no, dag blame it, goh darn it, the sheriff is a c-BONG
As chairman of the welcoming committee, it is my privilege to extend a laurel and a hearty handshake to our new...Canadian.

ihopeirememberthis posted:

imo racism is better than just being an rear end for no reason. Like those neo nazis actually thing they are doing good but they are just dumb and angry

vols bitch posted:

racist jokes can be really funny

Robo Reagan posted:

Tuxedo Gin posted:

who is the guy who goes loving nuts if you post about gypsies

lets be racist towards gypsies

Captain Yossarian posted:

Moridin and I think he's like permabanned or something, maybe he dead?

zimboe posted:

THE PUNCH LINE FOLKS:
(Barney on the radio) "Andy! Andy! I just pulled over a truck fulla friend of the family eggs, two of e'm hatched, and they already stole a motorcycle!"
...
Ah, the classics.
This joke was told to me by my Dad when I was nine years old.
That's Saltine culture for ya'll.

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Do Blacks have Honky jokes? They must exist, cosmic symmetry requires it.
I wanna hear 'em.

reallivedinosaur posted:

Have you never watched a black stand up comedian?

(I guess you wouldn't, you bigot)

zimboe posted:

Richard Pryor is a fine funnyman. He was almost cast in Blazing Saddles as Sheriff Bart, but it went to Cleavon Little, PBUH.
...
Before you denounce me as an anti-black racist, know that I am baptised in the Church Of Andrae Crouch, Pacoima , CA.
Word o' God.
You can't get any blacker than that.

The services were amazing, grayed-haired old grandmas thrashing on the carpets speaking in tongues, good old hell fire preachers shouting the Gospel, It was great.

Captain Yossarian posted:

Nice meltdown, idiot

zimboe posted:

Richard Pryor is a fine funnyman. He was almost cast in Blazing Saddles as Sherrif Bart, but it went to Cleavon Little, PBUH.
...
Before you denounce me as an anti-black racist, know that I am baptised in the Church Of Andrae Crouch, Pacoima , CA.
Word o' God.
You can't get any blacker than that.

The services were amazing, grayed-haired old grandmas thrashing on the carpets speaking in tongues, good old hell fire preachers shouting the Gospel, It was great.

reallivedinosaur posted:

"You can't get any blacker than that" is problematic, and we're going to need someone with high morals to judge you publicly now and forever.

It is the way of our people*



(* internet babies)

zimboe posted:

You can't get any blacker than that.

The services were amazing, grayed-haired old grandmas thrashing on the carpets speaking in tongues, good old hell-fire preachers shouting the Gospel, It was great.
Now that's old school religion.

Roylicious posted:

Def can't get blacker than wholeheartedly worshiping a white man's conception of god imposed upon your people by white colonialists.




I'm just playin' (kinda)

Roylicious posted:

Def can't get blacker than wholeheartedly worshiping a white man's conception of god imposed upon your people by white colonialists.




I'm just playin' (kinda)

zimboe posted:

I didn't understand that at all. A clarification, please?

Dr. John Henrik Clarke posted:

When the European comes to a country, the first thing he does is to laugh at your God and your God concept. And the next thing is to make you laugh at your own God concept. Then he don't have to build no jails for you then, cause he's got you in a jail more binding than iron can ever put you. Anytime you turn on your own concept of God, you are no longer a free man. No one needs to put chains on your body, because the chains are on your mind.

Religion is the organization of spirituality into something that became the handmaiden of conquerors. Nearly all religions were brought to people and imposed on people by conquerors, and used as the framework to control their minds.

And that's how we're trapped. We have been educated into believing someone else's concept of the deity, and someone else's standard of beauty. You have the right to practice any religion and politics in a way that best suits your freedom, your dignity, and your understanding. And once you do that, you don't apologize.

My main point here is that if you are the child of God and God is a part of you, then in your imagination God is supposed to look like you. And when you accept a picture of the deity assigned to you by another people, you become the spiritual prisoners of that other people.

I want to make it clear that the black race did not come to the United States culturally empty-handed. The role and importance of ethnic history is in how well it teaches a people to use their own talents, take pride in their own history and love their own memories.

Pvt.Scott posted:

Well, that particular expression of the faith is particularly culturally American "black". (woody brown? dark tan with ruddy undertones? kind of a creamy deep dun? actual black, like some fuckin' Abyssinans? ) The term black never made sense to me as a child. I once said "that man isn't black! He's brown!" Oh, the joys of youth.

Pvt.Scott posted:

Well, that particular expression of the faith is particularly culturally American "black". (woody brown? dark tan with ruddy undertones? kind of a creamy deep dun? actual black, like some fuckin' Abyssinans? ) The term black never made sense to me as a child. I once said "that man isn't black! He's brown!" Oh, the joys of youth.

Roylicious posted:

Def can't get blacker than wholeheartedly worshiping a white man's conception of god imposed upon your people by white colonialists.

reallivedinosaur posted:

That's just a repackaged version of "I like my men like I like my coffee, black and strong" joke from Good Times starring Jimmy "JJ" Walker

and should be condemned for being a weak idiot joke only a simpleton would laugh at or consider "racist humor"

zimboe posted:

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And Man is a sorry lot- ain't he.