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Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
id l ike all of the butt spoons please!

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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



cub posted:

im removing each spoon from the serving cart, rubbing it on my butthole, and then putting it back.

I love your spoon flavor

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
*ducks in out of the pouring rain*

cafe... GBS?? odd, but... my, that mountain dew smells delicious... i suppose i could rest here until the hurricane passes

lo carb Lo Pan
Oct 8, 2004

That clown you have back on the grill has a strained look on his face. Is he going to be all right? :ohdear:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

drat do you work at pixar putty?

Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011

1 open face grilled cheese w/ tomato pls

can have also have a half dr. pepper and half root beer? (but only if you have barqs, if not gently caress the whole thing and gimme a dew)

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

JiveHonky posted:

drat do you work at pixar putty?

i applied to work at pixar

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Putty posted:

i applied to work at pixar

i dont have my reading glasses on so your definitely work at pixar congrats

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
speaking of which, i loved 'toy story', it's just a bummer how it turns out the toys are all just in the kid's imagination. great movie otherwise though

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
even the naughty toys

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
hey what's the password for the wifi i got posting to do over here!!!!!

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Iron Prince posted:

hey what's the password for the wifi i got posting to do over here!!!!!

Paying customers only bitch

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Woah can I use this for my dark web commercial?

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
more like DANK web

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
ill have the devil's lettuce salad

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
I'm making GBS threads in a big mixing bowl of refried beans

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Oh jee, I need to hire more staff!

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Miracle Aligner to the rescue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPsyynjHpbY

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
excuse me, i think you're going to need a new bathroom. well, see you tomorrow!

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
Well if you're looking for another set of hands, I can suck a medicine ball through a garden hose and make a mean cappuccino.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Serviette posted:

Well if you're looking for another set of hands, I can suck a medicine ball through a garden hose and make a mean cappuccino.

Sounds great! Post an audition tape and ill be sure to hire you!

My Rhythmic Crotch
Jan 13, 2011

tossed salad anyone? nobody? okay

PinkoBastard
Oct 3, 2010

ButteCysts posted:

i thought the salmon was going to be sardines

missed opportunity imo

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
WHERES MY loving SOYLENT LATTE, OP

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
I DONT HAVE THE GODDAMN TIME FOR YOUR loving PANINIS AND poo poo

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Iron Prince posted:

WHERES MY loving SOYLENT LATTE, OP

You can't pay with bitcoin IDIOT

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
AM I BEING DETAINED

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
1 Triple XXXtra large order of Pizza Rolls with a side of Dew please!

Oh, no, sorry... I don't have any bills... these coins are acceptable, right?

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine

not really

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine

cub posted:

not really

that was actually printed the year after he died, so its not worth s much. a mint and i mean MINT condition jfk is worth around $40 if its from after his murder.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
I think there is only one this establishment accepts:

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
you see, he was actually killed by a multitude of vast conspiricies which diminishes the value

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
your government killed the president of the united states lol

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
im sure everything will be fine lol

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
the colorado rockies loving suck poo poo!

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Yes. Liberty, justice and freedom is always welcome.

Iron Prince posted:

WHERES MY loving SOYLENT LATTE, OP

In your rear end lol

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
These beans taste weird. I'm not paying for these. :colbert:


What the heck is going on back there anyways? This is a real Kitchen Nightmare!

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I'll have the bowl of cum and Cheerios that a clown farted on. :smuggo:

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