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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit


If there was no god, why boobs?

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
if theres a god why would he do my penis like that? i cant belief sorry

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
Seems legit.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

JiveHonky posted:

if theres a god why would he do my penis like that? i cant belief sorry

What he do?

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
you know how they say the fastest way to a mans heart is through his stomach? thats actually not true, the fastest way to a man's heart is sucking his dick until he cums

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

lets just say i was hoping for an "outie"

treiz01
Jan 2, 2008

There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

JiveHonky posted:

lets just say i was hoping for an "outie"

drunkelberger
Jun 8, 2014
that's some nice looking boobs. wonder how she got them,

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
im going to pretend you posted a picture of a vagina so i can say "not in it voted 1"

Chubbs
Feb 13, 2008

In a thousand years, Gandahar was destroyed. A thousand years ago, Gandahar will be saved, and what can't be avoided will be.
Grimey Drawer
Checkmate Atheists! If we came from monkeys, then why don't we see monkeys walkin around with a bangin set of tittays like those?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Chubbs posted:

Checkmate Atheists! If we came from monkeys, then why don't we see monkeys walkin around with a bangin set of tittays like those?

Exactly!

Athropos
May 4, 2004

"Skeletons are Number One! Flesh just slows you down."

Chubbs posted:

Checkmate Atheists! If we came from monkeys, then why don't we see monkeys walkin around with a bangin set of tittays like those?

gg

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Chubbs posted:

Checkmate Atheists! If we came from monkeys, then why don't we see monkeys walkin around with a bangin set of tittays like those?

Holy poo poo god IS real and I was wrong all along :( gently caress

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Captain Yossarian posted:

Holy poo poo god IS real and I was wrong all along :( gently caress

welcome brother!

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
The original post was good with the big boobies and the eye-poppin skull av combo. What's your next trick op?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Champenema posted:

The original post was good with the big boobies and the eye-poppin skull av combo. What's your next trick op?

Do you have any big boobies I can quote?

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Chubbs posted:

Checkmate Atheists! If we came from monkeys, then why don't we see monkeys walkin around with a bangin set of tittays like those?


Now what fucko

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
Those are some savage baps, OP, absolutely savage.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
I really wish I had the ability to have sitcom imagination.

"I wonder what a day with bomb rear end titties would be like..."
*fade to bomb rear end titty vision*

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Oberleutnant posted:


Now what fucko

Holy poo poo :eyepop:

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

Chubbs posted:

Checkmate Atheists! If we came from monkeys, then why don't we see monkeys walkin around with a bangin set of tittays like those?


Oberleutnant posted:


Now what fucko

:eyepop: :eyepop: :eyepop: :eyepop: :eyepop: :eyepop:

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
That orangutan mom has it

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
this thread is hot as balls. i gotta take my boxers off brb

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Oberleutnant posted:


Now what fucko

Sorry Carl, but the bangin' titties are in another castle

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
luv tiddays

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

Iron Crowned posted:

Do you have any big boobies I can quote?

Never mind it doesn't remotely work on the app

Chubbs
Feb 13, 2008

In a thousand years, Gandahar was destroyed. A thousand years ago, Gandahar will be saved, and what can't be avoided will be.
Grimey Drawer

Oberleutnant posted:


Now what fucko







Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Iron Crowned posted:

Sorry Carl, but the bangin' titties are in another castle

If you don't think them tittays be banging you're a titty hater

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Champenema posted:

Never mind it doesn't remotely work on the app

:justpost:

Who What Now posted:

If you don't think them tittays be banging you're a titty hater

Nah, I'm a titty cultist

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Great apes truly ARE close to us

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Excuse me ma'am, we are going to have to ask you to pay for those watermelons.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Captain Yossarian posted:

Great apes truly ARE close to us

:yeah:

Ladydad
Mar 23, 2008
Just take a peek at OP's post history. Dude's a creep in his mid-30's that drove hundreds of miles to hang out with a high school student in a motel 6 before she started college.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Iron Crowned posted:



If there was no god, why boobs?

Because mammals feed their young via milk ducts. You are turned on by them because your first memory is your mom smothering you with tits. GOD disproved again. Evolution wins

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Zombie Boat posted:

Because mammals feed their young via milk ducts. You are turned on by them because your first memory is your mom smothering you with tits. GOD disproved again. Evolution wins

also mmy most recent mammary

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
gat drat I love titties so much I can't fuckin believe it. op has converted me. La Allah ille Allah wa Muhammad rasool Allah

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Ladydad posted:

Just take a peek at OP's post history. Dude's a creep in his mid-30's that drove hundreds of miles to hang out with a high school student in a motel 6 before she started college.

hmmmm is this true?

because the OP posted a very lush bosom and you have posted no such thing I admit I am disinclined to believe you

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Ladydad posted:

Just take a peek at OP's post history. Dude's a creep in his mid-30's that drove hundreds of miles to hang out with a high school student in a motel 6 before she started college.

Did he take her a copier?

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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Oberleutnant posted:


Now what fucko

This is sick, a mother shouldn't drink while breastfeeding!

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