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Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

# ¿ Jun 4, 2016 02:25

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 01:54

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Violet_Sky posted:

What is this supposed to mean

When that gorilla got no-scoped at the zoo, people temporarily stopped posting about transgendered restroom usage.

# ¿ Jun 4, 2016 03:34

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

vyst posted:

Reposting this on my wall. It's a good question

I'm printing it out and taping it to my cubicle.

Tomorrow, Linda will have to answer some questions! :smugbert:

# ¿ Jun 4, 2016 04:44

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Dean of Swing posted:

This is what I yell at my dad when he grounds me.

# ¿ Jun 4, 2016 06:19

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Groovelord Neato posted:

does the mom know the gf is packin.

Haha, drat!

# ¿ Jun 12, 2016 00:06

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

.lnk to the past posted:

which one is the son?

Yes.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2016 00:53

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Linux Pirate posted:

Don't dox me, rear end in a top hat!

# ¿ Jun 12, 2016 16:24

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Nation posted:

ok i laughed at one finally

No goon can resist the siren call of a goku joke!

Goku.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 04:20

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

I thought I had turned my monitor off for a second there.

# ¿ Jun 15, 2016 20:12

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Anderron Shi posted:

"call me out of my name"
Straight from my newsfeed.

Wtf does that even mean?

# ¿ Jun 18, 2016 04:20

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Anderron Shi posted:

Calling someone something other than their name, i.e bitch.

Did she have to word it so akwardly? I mean jfc, she had to go out of her way to gently caress that up!

Wee Stubby Nublet posted:

Brb, posting this to my Facebook feed.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2016 18:01

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Wurzag posted:

I for one am glad we have the support of da share z0ne at this difficult time

"Britian, after leaving the European Union, plans to join da share z0ne."

Just imagine how that would improve your country!

# ¿ Jun 26, 2016 17:48

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Y-Hat posted:

What could possibly go wrong?

Risky posted:

I love FB meltdowns

I hate that baby so much, imagined being turned into a stupid meme before you can even talk, jfc.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2016 19:34

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Y-Hat posted:

2+2 spread the wealth.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2016 07:20

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Justin Godscock posted:

Wait until this program ends because of a massive sex scandal involving the freshly-turned 18 year old seniors.

Lmao, if you think the soldiers would wait until the students legal!

# ¿ Jun 27, 2016 18:31

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Howard Beale posted:

gotta say I like your practice of giving profile pics googly eyes for obfuscation, 10/10

That's what they really look like, racist.

# ¿ Jun 30, 2016 04:10

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Tricky D posted:

Using both hands? How do you work the mouse?

With your feet, duh.

I'm chimp.

# ¿ Jul 5, 2016 07:36

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

That70sHeidi posted:

What is even the point of this one?

# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 20:28

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

TheMostFrench posted:

If you wanted to give an answer to this one, just say that you'll take all of the gumballs, test each one and then separate the ones you found to be bad from the ones you found to be good.

loving lol, these never make any sense at all, and no matter how poorly thought out the story is, the moral is always 'god is definitely real and here is the proof you heathens'.

And that girl's name was Tim Tebow!

# ¿ Jul 7, 2016 03:38

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Hot Karl Marx posted:

da mother loving share zone to the rescue from all the stupid crazy poo poo

https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/751033674997469188

Facebook.png: 400% SHAREZ0NE!

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 00:45

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Facebook Aunt posted:

Fresh from one of my aunts on facebook:

Seriously, why do they love talking about wine so much? I drink a lot of diet pepsi, but I don't post about it. Except, just now. poo poo.

It's an easy way to add character and personality to an individual who bases her entire sense of self on the things she consumes.

Pvt.Scott posted:

*drains half a box of wine watching Lifetime movies by herself*

Don't dox my grandmother, rear end in a top hat!

# ¿ Jul 11, 2016 07:58

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

the trump tutelage posted:

what could possibly be more american than piety theatre

Untreated diabetes. :911:

# ¿ Jul 14, 2016 22:40

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Pvt.Scott posted:

I wish I had a sugar momma.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2016 00:41

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Anderron Shi posted:

I fixed my fin font too.

Lotta Finland hate going on here.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2016 17:08

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

psychokitty posted:

um, my facebook friends are actually good quality people

That means you're the trash friend!

# ¿ Jul 18, 2016 19:13

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Captain Yossarian posted:

It is a very wise idea to regulate these things, and also the rainwater thing isn't true

Fed's are trying to uncover my underground rainwater racketeering ring!

# ¿ Jul 20, 2016 18:51

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

cuck cuck im gay posted:

It took me two hours to dig this up. it is nsfw but trust me and click it

http://i.imgur.com/to95uOI.jpg

I originally thought she was referring to that dudes huge nose.

Jesus Christ it's like Triple H's inbred cousin!

# ¿ Jul 21, 2016 18:34

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Anderron Shi posted:

Marriage is between one man and one minion!

# ¿ Jul 22, 2016 17:45

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

notZaar posted:

So what wikipedia article did you rip that from? What hosed up organism actually reproduces like that?

Republican senators

# ¿ Jul 22, 2016 20:18

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Tricky D posted:

It says something about humanity when we take the only being who loves us unconditionally and condemn it to a life of suffering because we don't like the shape of its face.

Pretty :black101:

imo!

# ¿ Jul 30, 2016 23:08

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

ghost emoji posted:

I love how a subsection of old people are still complaining about sagging pants ten years after they went out of style.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2016 01:19

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

I'm so nervous about the new Twin Peaks!

That doll you like is coming back in stock!

# ¿ Aug 1, 2016 07:16

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

crazy disney people are just like crazy anime people except somehow they've tricked people into not ragging on them constantly

# ¿ Aug 3, 2016 10:58

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Moridin920 posted:

i just neatly sidestep this by not permanently tattooing corporate branding onto myself

Lol, just lol of you don't have "clips4sale" tattooed on your gooch!

# ¿ Aug 3, 2016 22:43

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

TontoCorazon posted:

Was is supposed to be on my gooch?

drat it Tonto, if you keep loving up I'm kicking you out of the club! :colbert:

# ¿ Aug 3, 2016 23:12

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

OctoberBlues posted:

Poor Will for losing a gay kid...

# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 16:37

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Madcosby posted:

Da Motha Fuckin Share Z0ne

FTFY!

# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 20:56

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Monkey Fracas posted:

y'know I've always been a little iffy on seatbelt laws like in an "oh you want to die/get totally hosed up in a car accident but there's a law that says you can't? This raises the slightest of ethical quandaries" sorta way

but I think "spiting Libertarians" is more than enough of a reason for me to support them

how about this you can drive without the belt but the car will give you a half-hour-long lecture on how disappointed it is in you while you're driving

Think about it this way, no seat belt law = more libertarians driving without their seatbelt = more dead libertarians.

If they want to self-select out of the gene pool, I say let 'em!

# ¿ Aug 10, 2016 18:17

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Oh poo poo guys, SOYLENT GREEN IS FULL OF CHEMICALS!

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 16:38

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 01:54

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

ghost emoji posted:

drat, hilldawg has a bad case of Palpatine eye.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 21:10

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