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Code Jockey
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steinrokkan posted:

This is the only acceptable profile picture



now this, this is aesthetic

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Wizard Master posted:

Grats on owning a mirror

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I'll buy Rachel an account if she gets to be mod of Neo-Helldump

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Command Ant posted:

Or the new DnD mod.

Oooo, even better

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Quote-Unquote posted:

That Jesus is a piece of poo poo that made a little girl watch her dad do a murder-suicide and did nothing to stop it

Ummmmmm........ actually God works in mysterious ways. Go to church

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Kaluza-Klein posted:

Being born on the 31st is a sin.

:drac: hail satan :drac:

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5er posted:

RIP Chyna

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Jan 24, 2006

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pussy flaps

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Jolo posted:

Good Night, Good Luck, I reclaimed my truck.

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TheMostFrench posted:

*draws a bunch of realtively insulting stereotypes (e.g buck toothed asian running a laundromat in martial arts gear)* "There is no race problem as long as we don't talk about it!"


I'm not confident they are self aware enough to intentionally be that clever.

every single fuckin time lmao

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psychokitty posted:

A man walked into an adult store and asked for a blow-up doll. The clerk asked if the man would prefer a christian, jew, or muslim type doll. The man asked, "what's the difference?" The clerk answered, "the muslim doll blows itself up."

*smashes that like button*

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Moridin920 posted:

plus her voice is just sexy as hell

a fellow voice man, nice

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armchairyoda posted:

They may still carry bacteria/aren't hospital-level sterile after cleaning.

If you use them, you hate children/america/the '85 Chicago Bears.

da bears, lol

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OctoberBlues posted:

I just realized this same guy has shared three fake Jaden Smith stories in the past 24 hours, each with a different comment.







how can death be real if these tweets aren't real ??

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Zahgaegun posted:

Remember this?


Oops. Lol.



lmao this is perfect

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Mahuum Aqoha posted:

Here's some stdh.txt:



lmao

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Jan 24, 2006

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exethan posted:

c00l

shared by: a fedorasexual

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Jan 24, 2006

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Vinnie Paz's account found

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Jan 24, 2006

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Man Monica's jaw game is on point

But i guess we knew that lol

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Professor Tomtom posted:

I cross posted this from another thread

what in the gently caress is even happening here

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TheMostFrench posted:

I hope so, because I loving LOVE science.

same. have you seen the latest season of big bang theory?

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Inzombiac posted:

I've mentioned this in some other thread but I know a guy that believes, among a variety of other idiotic nonsense, that all citrus fruit are just one fruit at different stages of ripeness.

Lmao what the gently caress

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Mr. 47 posted:

I think they prefer to be called Will and Jada.

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Jan 24, 2006

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trash person posted:

Facebook weighs in on the Colin Kaepernick debate.



it's me

also I suppose the odds are 100% that this was made by a "veteran" of the 51st Hoveround Brigade right

sincerely, the
american e-veteran, MW3

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trash person posted:

My FB friend who posted it is one of those 'suburban rednecks' who drives a comically large truck wears lots of camo and works at Walmart.

ah, right, okay


actionjackson posted:

Why are you reading things by these people

well to be fair, I have them in my family too, relatives of genuinely amazing people, and it can sometimes be amusing to stare into the camo-colored abyss

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Anderron Shi posted:

Post this on his wall

thank god the lipstick is labeled.

political comics have come so far since I burned out on the various politoons threads, I see

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Jan 24, 2006

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Adnachiel posted:

Posted on a friend of a friend's Facebook.



I know it's the hip new thing to hate, but someone having a pumpkin spice latte before the official start of fall will not wipe out your 401K, kill your family, or get you sent to jail on trumped up charges. Calm down, loser.

I wonder what their thoughts are on drinking eggnog outside of December.

Its still cool to get irrationally angry over mundane bullshit on the internet right

Like isn't that the entirety of the oatmeal's schtick and they're worth zillions right

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More like Alex Jowns

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Anderron Shi posted:

More worthless than the teats on a buried boar hog.

h... how much lipstick that hog done got on her

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Anderron Shi posted:

Why would someone try so hard to talk about Jesus and apply the bible's words to every single facet of life and every conversation or facebook comment gently caress

Have you ever spoken to an american from the Midwest before

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Darth123123 posted:

Wow I thought the souths Bible Belt were the crazies, guess it's vanilla Midwesterners

Why_not_both.gif

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TheMostFrench posted:



That's a nice uhh...hand... you've got there :stare:


thathonkey posted:

lmao what the gently caress

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Jan 24, 2006

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"slobodan mimosabitch"

god that is a top tier username

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Jan 24, 2006

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I wish someone would crash a plane into this tower

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lmao holy poo poo, it never fails

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Dreddout posted:

Eh, as I understand that only applies to actual US flags, it's fine to put a stars and stripes pattern on clothing. :shrug:

But those 9/11 Nikes are loving retarded on so many levels. :psyduck:

why don't you go join isis, commie

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Dirk Squarejaw posted:

Hardly Ableson

lmao

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How big was the fedora that was censored out, I wonder

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It depends, how good is this season's anime?

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