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this bee was outside, but now it's inside. i left the door open so the bee has a place to go but now i'm afraid more bees are gonna come in too the bee was buzzing around my head so i found a newspaper and a rubber band and i'm just kind of walking around paranoid about this bee like i hear the buzz of a florescent light or some other machine and i start wiggin out thinking there's more bees my instinct is not to hurt bee but i don't feel bee understands our arrangement so I have weapon i pondered a bee net but a bag of bees seems bad hrlp
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Bees are pretty loving sweet, get it outside so it could do sweet bee poo poo.
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Jun 3, 2016 22:03
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begging your pollen OP, you should bee careful OP, this thread could come back to sting you in the rear end. Hive already reported it.
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Jun 3, 2016 22:05
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sorry to bee a buzzkill
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Jun 3, 2016 22:06
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suck its stinger off op
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Jun 3, 2016 22:07
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Put glass over bee, slide piece of paper deftly under top so its closed, take bee outside
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Jun 3, 2016 22:07
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Make sure it's a honey bee aka one of the good ones and not the piece of poo poo yellow jacket or other rear end in a top hat insect before you decide to kill it.
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Jun 3, 2016 22:08
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only the big dick patriarchy could come up with an internet insult like bee cock. what heinous sadism. angela hevey's all for one one for all strategy is just bull dykery and stephen harper meth
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Jun 3, 2016 22:08
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Mega64 posted:Bees are pretty loving sweet, get it outside so it could do sweet bee poo poo. in an ideal world, sure EorayMel posted:Make sure it's a honey bee aka one of the good ones and not the piece of poo poo yellow jacket or other rear end in a top hat insect before you decide to kill it. it's one of those slimy looking ones, glossy bee, probably a dick right???? Free Cheese posted:Put glass over bee, slide piece of paper deftly under top so its closed, take bee outside This sounds fine, but this bee seems to be a upper-aquarium bee. I don't see him just chillin on a countertop anytime soon. i cant even play basketball good how the hell am i supposed to wrangle a fuckin' bee
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Jun 3, 2016 22:16
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tie a lil thread around him and then take him out for a walk
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Jun 3, 2016 22:19
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YeahTubaMike posted:tie a lil thread around him and then take him out for a walk thats after you Free Cheese posted:Put glass over bee, slide piece of paper deftly under top so its closed, take bee outside and put bee in freezer. we're not even close to that stage how can you think about bee comedy at a time like this im being terrorized
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Jun 3, 2016 22:22
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Feed them some sugar water. They need their strength since its so hot out. He just wants to chill anyway op
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Jun 3, 2016 22:23
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At night/evening or even inside a house 10+ degrees less than outside temperature, he will get cold and become partially dormant. If you can find him then, just put a piece of paper in front of him and maybe give him a nudge and he'll walk on it, then put a cup over him and flip it so the paper is on top with the bee in the cup. Put him in a garden or somewhere not the lawn so he'll be able to get the morning sun and return to his hive. Otherwise just close your door. If it's a bee, not a wasp or something, then it's going to burn all his energy trying to escape and die within a day. If it is a wasp then just loving kill it. Acid Haze fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Jun 3, 2016 |
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Jun 3, 2016 22:24
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ha ha you little bitch i hope the bee kills you and gets away with it
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Jun 3, 2016 22:34
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Do not let the bee escape. It has already choreographed an elaborate dance to lead the rest of the hive into your home.
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Jun 3, 2016 22:36
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At least bees give some indication about where they might be. I saw a giant brown recluse on the ceiling when I went into my closet this morning. He immediately ran to the corner above the door frame. I know he's just waiting up there for me to open the closet door again. I may have to burn down my apartment... and before anyone says "durrrrr are you sure it was a durrrr brown recluse??" yes I live in a a state infested with them and have killed many
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Jun 3, 2016 22:45
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what state is this so i can avoid it forever
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Jun 3, 2016 22:46
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one time i got stung on my jugular by a bee it was v painful
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Jun 3, 2016 22:46
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Tame the bee and get it to teach you it's ways. Then you can be like that guy in Metal Gear Solid 3 and have bees bring you poo poo.
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Jun 3, 2016 22:57
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Sorry op your 're dead meat. Rest in bees lmbo
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Jun 3, 2016 22:59
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Acid Haze posted:At night/evening or even inside a house 10+ degrees less than outside temperature, he will get cold and become partially dormant. If you can find him then, just put a piece of paper in front of him and maybe give him a nudge and he'll walk on it, then put a cup over him and flip it so the paper is on top with the bee in the cup. Put him in a garden or somewhere not the lawn so he'll be able to get the morning sun and return to his hive. it's significantly colder inside than out. i've been feeling less paranoid, i wasn't sure if it was cause posting or because bee man left I like your bee methods and it makes me think one day I will be very good at basketball!!!! so it's possible there's a sleepy bee chillin somewhere in there waiting for revenge??? How do i tell if it's a bee or a wasb, its kinda slimey looking, very buzzy nullEntityRNG posted:Feed them some sugar water. They need their strength since its so hot out. He just wants to chill anyway op should the sugar water be just inside near me like a trap or do i put it just outside the open door to lure him out more bee questions: since yellow reflects heat and black absorbs heat, do they cancel eachother out, or what
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Jun 3, 2016 23:11
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So. You lure innocent bee off street. Possibly underage bee? Then yiu come here posting looking to us for alibi "Oh hey guys. This bee found his way into my home. I really want him to leave. Honest..I'm trying really hard to keep him from penetrating my buttocks " You're sick op
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Jun 3, 2016 23:26
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got some weed because you can puff a little around the bee he'll chill right out
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Jun 3, 2016 23:29
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The bee is going to bite you and give you the asian bee flu.
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Jun 3, 2016 23:31
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i think u should let it...bee
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Jun 3, 2016 23:36
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I would have probably slept at my parents house and abandoned the apartment for the weekend. Plenty of time for the bee to starve and die.
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Jun 3, 2016 23:38
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a hole-y ghost posted:The bee is going to bite you and give you the asian bee flu. asian bee? sounds like my ex wife 
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Jun 3, 2016 23:38
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this is the thread i've been waiting for
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Jun 3, 2016 23:41
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Bee nice
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Jun 3, 2016 23:47
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Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Jun 3, 2016 23:57
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King of Bees posted:Bee nice OH THANK gently caress finally it's you the one i'm waiting for how do i do this bee thing, you seem knowledgeable about bees or bee costumes at least
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Jun 3, 2016 23:57
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Business Gorillas posted:Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz /  Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz im paranoid dawg this isn't helping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jun 3, 2016 23:59
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BzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzxzzZzzzzzZzzzjetzzzzfuelzzzcantzzzzmeltzzzsteelzzzzbeamzzzzzzzzxxxxx
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Business Gorillas posted:BzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzxzzZzzzzzZzzzjetzzzzfuelzzzcantzzzzmeltzzzsteelzzzzbeamzzzzzzzzxxxxx I don''t have jet fuel, and i don't have steel bees. thanks for the attempt i guess?????
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Jun 4, 2016 00:09
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I was going to page the king of bees in here but he already showed up. Now if we can get the lonesome dwarf we'll have the whole hive.
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Jun 4, 2016 00:09
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Whatever you do DO NOT invite the bee into your bed no matter how much it buzzes, just not worth it man
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Jun 4, 2016 00:20
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so i haven't been as paranoid since all you nice people have been talking to me BUT since this pots there's been a lot of buzzing and now I know i'm not in the clear are they attracted to yellow/black/pictures of other beeesd? theres bees about, no doubt
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Jun 4, 2016 00:27
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dethkon posted:I was going to page the king of bees in here but he already showed up. Now if we can get the lonesome dwarf we'll have the whole hive. we're trying to peacefully shoe these fuckers OUTT not throw a party bro did you even read the OP???? (original post)
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JiveHonky posted:asian bee? sounds like my ex wife
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