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a hole-y ghost posted:You don't have an ex wife. thank god
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OP i need an update.
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Jun 4, 2016 00:39
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crush the bee to extract it's honey
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Jun 4, 2016 00:57
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JiveHonky posted:thank god
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Jun 4, 2016 01:35
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Ape Fist posted:OP i need an update. Well I left the place where the bee is butt it is only temporary relief seeing as how I'll be "seeing" this bee in fourteen hours from now. The Wisconsin Parrot Man told me that this will result in hibernating bees waiting to attack me in the morning
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Jun 4, 2016 01:41
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to bee or not to bee, that is the question whether tis nobler in the behind to suffer the stings and venom of bees in perdition or to take raid against the bees of troubles and by spraying end them. to buzz, to weep no more
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Mozi posted:to bee or not to bee, that is the question 
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Jun 4, 2016 04:37
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I caught a yellow jacket in a tupperware container earlier today. You could try that, op. 
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Jun 4, 2016 07:24
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drink the royal jelly and exert your newfound psychic control
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A number of years ago I bought an old house in the country (I've since moved back to the city) and when the electric company came out to connect me, they said there was a wasp's nest in the siding and they couldn't do the hookup. I just ran to the grocery and bought some duct tape and a can of wasp spray. I found the gap in the siding where they were coming out so I spayed the whole can in it and duct tape the hole until they were dead. An hour later I saw a wasp inside so I killed it, then another and another and another. Turns out they all just went inside the walls and were coming out of the electrical outlets. It was terrifying.
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An on unrelated note I'm watching a drunk cook pancakes and drink liquor and ??? Relaxed atm But seven hours from now I'm back in random bee hell
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don't put a bonnet on, and if you're wearing one now then for the love of god take it off immediately
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Jun 4, 2016 07:35
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My grandpa taught me a little rhyme that helps me remember what to do about bees: bees bees are really good luck, so snatch one up and shove it in yer butt
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Regrettable posted:I caught a yellow jacket in a tupperware container earlier today. You could try that, op. I'm more "paper bag" class. Tupperware assumes I can afford things that go bad. criscodisco posted:A number of years ago I bought an old house in the country (I've since moved back to the city) and when the electric company came out to connect me, they said there was a wasp's nest in the siding and they couldn't do the hookup. This sounds like a mega man level and I'd prefer it to this bull poo poo
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I was stealing some bees' honey one time and didn't drain the pan very well. The next day those fuckers were drowning themselves by the hundreds to get that puddle of honey back. Literal largish pile of bee corpses, pretty brutal. Just leave a glass with a bit of whiskey out and he will take care of himself.
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Jun 4, 2016 07:44
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I hope the bee stabs you in the heart, steals your stuff and fucks your girlfriend.
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criscodisco posted:A number of years ago I bought an old house in the country (I've since moved back to the city) and when the electric company came out to connect me, they said there was a wasp's nest in the siding and they couldn't do the hookup. yup, classic mistake. never try to seal up an outside wall hole the wasps are going in and out of, because they will just try to chew new exit holes. even if they don't find the electric outlets, plaster is much easier to chew through than wood. and wasp spray is good at killing a few wasps or maybe an outside nest of paper wasps, but the yellow jackets that will make a nest in your wall are like bees and can easily have way more of the fuckers in there than you think. the professional exterminators use this dust stuff that destroys their eyes. so the wasps come out of their nest hole, then can't see anything and die outside.
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Jun 4, 2016 08:52
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Klyith posted:yup, classic mistake. God drat BEES
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I'm the bee op. I'm going to STING you tonight. On your eye.
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My buddy just got his first beehive, he's really happy. I guess when they got all transported and the temporary hive was set up and everyone was settling in, some bees came and landed on him and then the queen came out and checked him out. They didn't hate each other, so that's a good afternoon! Now he has to go around and inform his neighbors that he will be keeping bees, so we have a joke about him being an insects offender. I guess what I'd say to OP is that you should be nice to bees, they're inscrutable little machines that keep nature running
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Jun 4, 2016 09:24
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Oh man I'm too much of a biggidy bitch to coexist with some insects I know I'll destroy their eyes I'm definitely not a comic book villain
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Free Cheese posted:biggidy bitch?
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Jun 4, 2016 13:34
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a bee is a nice guy dont kill it imo
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Jun 4, 2016 13:42
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*posts lame parody thread, "very paranoid about a bae"*
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Jun 4, 2016 13:44
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For real though turn out the lights and shut the curtains it''ll flu towards the light outside.
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Jun 4, 2016 13:48
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bees like gettin plastered leave out some scotch then when she's dopey you can scoop her out
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Jun 4, 2016 13:53
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I was cleaning out my car and a yellowjacket wandered inside. Who even has luck like that?
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Jun 4, 2016 14:19
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If you catch a bee in your hand and it doesn't sting you, you're in love <3
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You can pet fluffy honey bees while they on a flower. They will bee yo familiar after that
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Tace Vim posted:*posts lame parody thread, "very paranoid about a bae"* I'd be too that poster wasn't right in the head
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the bee is definitely a symbol of something,get a psychologist or a middle aged ladywith crystals she bought on the internet to interpret it
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extra stout posted:the bee is definitely a symbol of something,get a psychologist or a middle aged ladywith crystals she bought on the internet to interpret it *slavoj zizek voice* well you know there are many a kind of bee, different bees that is, *wipes nose with side of right hand* and they mean different thing. the function of the bumble bee, he is me, haha, he is fat, lazy like a kung fu panda and offers nothing to society but a constant buzzing. ignore this bee. well you know, there is a bee called 'honey bee'. he is a symbol, a small worker who is ignored by the capitalist regime and even once acknowledged *cocaine snorting sound* even then he is not appreciated, though his work literally keeps this world alive, makes our food grow. this bee will not be appreciated until he is about to die, and the food of the capitalists is threate- *spits a huge loogie on his own shoe* threatened and only then will they appreciate and understand your bee *rapidly waves hands around excited about the point he has just made about your bee*
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