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The Enforcer
May 4, 2007

by LadyAmbien
I need feminism because I used to think that women were sexually more selfish than men until just recently.

You see, all my life whenever I had sex with a woman it was always the same thing. Me going on forever and making the woman cum as many times as she could, then invariably they would tucker out and I myself could never have an orgasm myself.

But because of feminism I found out that it wasn't that women were sexually selfish, it was because I was a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus.


Anyways, please share your experiences with feminism now!

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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
:gas:

The Enforcer
May 4, 2007

by LadyAmbien

You can't, I already voted this a 5

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

You can, i already voted this thread 1

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
2012 called,

I'm just kidding. You're an unfunny loser OP.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
OP have you ever watched the hit tv show Cory in the House

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

bad thread impotent op

The Enforcer
May 4, 2007

by LadyAmbien

amityville anus posted:

You can, i already voted this thread 1

Awww what do you assholes know about funny!

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

I hope 8 track gives you more then 3 days OP

The Enforcer
May 4, 2007

by LadyAmbien

Putty posted:

OP have you ever watched the hit tv show Cory in the House

No, I don't believe so...why is it good?

The Enforcer
May 4, 2007

by LadyAmbien

Digital Fingers posted:

I hope 8 track gives you more then 3 days OP

Who is 8 Track? A transformer?

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Open the door
get on the floor
everybody walk the :gas:

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
maybe try consensual sex op, itll be easier to cum without all the screaming and clawing id imagine

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost

The Enforcer posted:

I was a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus.

because the last time you had sex was 65 million years ago

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
I voted 5 op. God bless.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

haha, good poo poo op. thanks for taking time out of your loving day to wste my loving day

i work for a living. do you know what that means. and here you go, taking time i could use to self improve by posting some garbage. i'm gonna throttle your idiot pencil neck.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Superstar poster the enforcer is back. Hide your funny bones!

Moltke
May 13, 2009
haha like anyone would ever want to have sex :rolleyes:

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

The Enforcer posted:

Awww what do you assholes know about funny!

I know it aint gonna suck itself :flaccid:

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Moltke posted:

haha like anyone would ever want to have sex with me :rolleyes:

ftfy

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

my mom says the same thing



Putty posted:

OP have you ever watched the hit tv show Cory in the House

shut up Putty

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

why don't people like putty?

what did putty do?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Digital Fingers posted:

why don't people like putty?

what did putty do?

i honestly can't remember, but it must have been bad.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I've had sex :smug: - The OP

Dr. Lariat
Jul 1, 2004

by Lowtax

A CISHET SHITLORD posted:

maybe try consensual sex op, itll be easier to cum without all the screaming and clawing id imagine

Who let the disgusting kinkshamer in? Mods?

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

i honestly can't remember, but it must have been bad.

he hosted a fun drawing game a few weeks ago and i played it with goons so i like him :-)

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
:gas:

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
lol who voted this thread anything more than a 1

DenizenKane
Nov 6, 2013

Please. Go on.
I need femenism because i shouldnt have to be rich or attractive to gently caress a supermodel

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Windows 98 posted:

lol who voted this thread anything more than a 1

I vote all threads I post in a 5 because my mere presence elevates it to such a rating.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I need feminism because we should not have derogatory gendered terms like mansplaining in TYOOL 2016

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
I need feminism so I can use the tools of the patriarchy to snipe at weak men because it feels good.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i need femism so it will be culturally acceptable for me to wear high heels while stomping on op's idiot moron face

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I had a 6 oz sirloin for dinner with steamed broccoli but i still feel fat. What do I do?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Wendigee posted:

I had a 6 oz sirloin for dinner with steamed broccoli but i still feel fat. What do I do?

cook your broccoli in oil like a civilized person

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

2012 called,

I'm just kidding. You're an unfunny loser OP.

Illavick
Sep 15, 2012

WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE
I need feminism because making fun of creationists is played out

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
I need feminism because sometimes I like to piss in the ladies room just to switch things up for funsies

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i need feminism to prevent my testicles from reciting the incantation that turns rape culture into rape everything.

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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I need feminism because some dude at week keeps shiting on the toilet seat and I want to use the women's bathroom because dudes are disgusting.

Don't even get me started on urine drop where you stand to piss at the urinals.

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