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BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
Holy moley that sure is some pizza and beer! HOW IS IT?!?!?!?!

Postin Za for the next page

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the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

Apeshit Sixfingers posted:

OP's a bitch, someone hijack this thread. Said person should bake their own pizza with our suggestions for toppings.

i have the day off but i work tomorrow and if its not busy i'll livepost me making a pizza with whatever stupid loving toppings you guys want

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i loving hate pizza so much

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
Make a pizza roulette and film you eating the entire thing and when u hit the ghost chili slice I want you to zoom RIGHT IN on your tears this isn't weird or anything but it is VERY IMPORTANT that i see the tears come from your ducts

thanks

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf

BaconCopter posted:

Holy moley that sure is some pizza and beer! HOW IS IT?!?!?!?!

Postin Za for the next page

I want to die.

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Marvin Freeman posted:

woah, never had that but it sounds good. currently drinking PBR. no hipster.

You keep telling yourself that.

Try the white lager though. It's got vitamins.

I hope we get pizza tonight.

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

Ahundredbux posted:

When you take a dump later can you skip wiping??

I can promise you that no amount of toilet paper I could have eaten would have been enough to clean my drat rear end in a top hat after the shits this pizza gave me

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
just a quick update from today folks

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

just a quick update from today folks

First JiveHonky, now you?! :smith:

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.
When my dad visited me in NYC he checked us into sbarros and wrote about how excited he was to enjoy some NYC pizza as a ref to the office and a bunch of his FB friends started yelling at him and telling him he was wrong and that wasn't real pizza. I feel bad for people that can't detect goofs

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

OctoberBlues posted:

First JiveHonky, now you?! :smith:

u dont kno my life bihtc

Pastry Mistakes
Apr 6, 2009

the great deceiver posted:

i have the day off but i work tomorrow and if its not busy i'll livepost me making a pizza with whatever stupid loving toppings you guys want

You're a hero.

A TRUE hero.

Get ready to make SA great again!

Partycat
Oct 25, 2004

I gotta find that Japanese gameshow where that guy made a Mentos and pig face pizza, and scored a 0/5 in Japan for it.

E: http://youtu.be/hi1_gg-AJLY

Partycat fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Jun 8, 2016

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



tell that wop that sbarro ain't no real word

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
i would eat all the pizza posted in this thread

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
huge slices of thin crust italian are the best but thick crusty greasy greek is good too

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

u dont kno my life bihtc

My sincerest apologies GRILLARY CLINTON

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

Apeshit Sixfingers posted:

You're a hero.

A TRUE hero.

Get ready to make SA great again!

tomorrow is an nba finals game and one of the local teams is in it so its probably gonna be busy, if not i'll get bored and i'll post photos of all the ingredients i have at my disposal and you fat slobs can choose which ones go on a small pizza. i'll cook it in a brick oven and possibly get my drug-addled co-line cook to eat a piece for your amusement

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

the great deceiver posted:

tomorrow is an nba finals game and one of the local teams is in it so its probably gonna be busy, if not i'll get bored and i'll post photos of all the ingredients i have at my disposal and you fat slobs can choose which ones go on a small pizza. i'll cook it in a brick oven and possibly get my drug-addled co-line cook to eat a piece for your amusement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

the great deceiver posted:

tomorrow is an nba finals game and one of the local teams is in it so its probably gonna be busy, if not i'll get bored and i'll post photos of all the ingredients i have at my disposal and you fat slobs can choose which ones go on a small pizza. i'll cook it in a brick oven and possibly get my drug-addled co-line cook to eat a piece for your amusement

if you live in the bay area can you please put anthrax in all the pizzas you make tia

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

he didnt oil the crusts, 7/10

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

if you live in the bay area can you please put anthrax in all the pizzas you make tia

why would you want me to kill a bunch of drunk 50 year old asian dads

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

the great deceiver posted:

why would you want me to kill a bunch of drunk 50 year old asian dads

just kill anyone who is a warriors fan

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

just kill anyone who is a warriors fan

well im in sacramento so what if some kings fans are collateral damage? i dont want that on my conscience

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

the great deceiver posted:

well im in sacramento so what if some kings fans are collateral damage? i dont want that on my conscience

don't worry everyone who is a kings fan wants to die anyway

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

don't worry everyone who is a kings fan wants to die anyway

ya im a kings fan this logic checks out. i'll get the anthrax ready

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010
I had lunch at Pizza Hut at Beijing South Railway Station, AMA.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
what is the purpose of life

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i used 2 put my d on the pizza until i started generating the grease organically ("puberty")

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
i am currently cooking a red baron three meat brick oven crust frozen pizza in my toaster oven because they were on sale 3 for $10

SqueePower
May 25, 2006
tube
Soiled Meat
My millenial coworker always says suh dood so I said pizza dood and had him in stitches.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Luvcow posted:

i am currently cooking a red baron three meat brick oven crust frozen pizza in my toaster oven because they were on sale 3 for $10

that's a good deal on toaster ovens

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

itt are a real gamble around here: sometimes you get probated, sometimes the topic gets stickied, and sometimes you just huff gas and wonder what possessed someone to make either of those first two decisions.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

poopnanners posted:

The Koreans love to put weird poo poo on their pizza. I've seen sweet potatoes, mayo, and even blueberries on pizza there. The worst part was they like to drizzle additional sweet sauce on top of the pizza. Oh, and it is served with sweet pickles. loving gross.

Blueberries would be good in a dessert pizza with a sugary cream sauce that looks like cheese and a red velvet or fruit sauce that looks like tomato.


Also, I had a sweet potato and black bean pizza once - it was really good. It was at Miguel's, where all the cool climbers hang out after crushing 5.11s in eastern Kentucky.

Blunderstorm
Mar 1, 2016

my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what
Stick ur dick in the pizza

gently caress the pizza

Rivethead
Feb 22, 2008

the great deceiver posted:

well im in sacramento so what if some kings fans are collateral damage? i dont want that on my conscience

Get your rear end to Zelda's on 21st. Love their pizza, hate the wait.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
iirc english muffin pizza is a p good poverty pizza

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Did Sacramento dick pizza get made yet?

I'm cool with spreading sauce with your balls if you don't want your dick all over it

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

Rivethead posted:

Get your rear end to Zelda's on 21st. Love their pizza, hate the wait.

ive been to zeldas plenty of times its good but i just dont like eating pizza anymore

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the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

donkey salami posted:

Did Sacramento dick pizza get made yet?

I'm cool with spreading sauce with your balls if you don't want your dick all over it

i go into work in 2 hours, if its not busy i'll do it but if it is i'll have to do it another day. if you want a picture of my dick with marinara on it please forward $150 to my patreon and id be happy to oblige :)

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