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That made for a great birthday for me
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# ? May 13, 2024 06:33 |
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out of his mind and into our hearts
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 18:59 |
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There can't be Kill with out the Dozer, rest in peace gentle giant.
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 19:31 |
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Came to SA for a review of a homoerotic swedish SNES game, stayed for the Killdozer GBS thread.
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 21:16 |
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Really should've been awarded one of those Presidential Medals of Freedom. http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/5755ed714d3ed-killdozer-a-decade-later.php
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 22:41 |
American Hero posted:"God built me for this job"
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 22:43 |
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GET MY BELT SON posted:out of his mind and into our hearts He wasn't crazy, I just learned thus two pages ago. Funny story how he ended up with a Killerdozer....
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 14:22 |
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probably the sanest man in the world tbh
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 15:42 |
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that's something we said in the original dozer thread I agree with you fellas
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 16:08 |
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The only person to come close to killdozer in the 12 years since it happened was the guy in vermont who ran over 7 police vehicles with a tractor. quote:Morris and a group of shocked spectators called 9-1-1, telling dispatch to check the backyard. quote:“It felt like I was in a Monster Jam rally or something,” witness Rene Morris told WCAX. “I just couldn’t believe it. He’s backing up, going over it, turns around, makes his way to the other vehicles smashes those up, did his business and headed right down Route 5.” quote:A sheriff’s deputy at the time was quoted saying “We had nothing to chase him with.” Khorne fucked around with this message at 16:12 on Jun 7, 2016 |
# ? Jun 7, 2016 16:10 |
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how the gently caress did he get away with no charges?
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 16:12 |
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GET MY BELT SON posted:how the gently caress did he get away with no charges? quote:The Caledonian Record of Newbury, Vermont, reports that Roger Pion will not be prosecuted. The newspaper reports State’s Attorney Alan Franklin and defense attorney Chandler Matson agreed that Pion, 36, of Newbury, was insane at the time of the Aug. 2, 2012 incident. I guess the DA just doesn't care that much around $250k-$300k worth of damage. Trying to prosecute him would just result in more money being spent. It did take them around two years to decide they weren't going to prosecute him. I doubt it was hotly debated. It was more like "what are we going to do with this one?" followed by just focusing on other available cases that would further their careers. Being declared incompetent probably helped their decision, too. Can you imagine that guy being in prison? What are you in for? I got pinched for marijuana possession so I, a mid-30s male, grabbed my dad's tractor, ran over and crushed 6 police cars and a police van, and then I drove down route 5 until they caught up to me on foot and arrested me. Khorne fucked around with this message at 17:47 on Jun 7, 2016 |
# ? Jun 7, 2016 16:14 |
They probably worked on building a case for a while, then decided it wasn't going to go anywhere because the dude was already declared incompetent to stand trail and not mentally stable so they just backlogged it for a while before finally nixing it.
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 16:57 |
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Khorne posted:
Have a think about that for a second. "We came out and sure enough someone had run over our cruisers with a tractor." Can you imagine the absolute ear-splitting decibels level that must've been going on inside that station for them not to have heard someone tearing up their cruisers out back? Crushing their vehicles to smithereens, with a motherfucking tractor no less, and they were completely oblivious to it?! drat! There musta been one helluva wicked orgy going on in that stationhouse that day. Oh, Chief Deputy Philip Brooks! You tiger, you! Ohhh, Sir!! "We came" *does thumb-to-ear-little-finger-to-mouth hand gesture and mouths the words "call me, babe" with a sultry wink*
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 21:44 |
cops knew
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 21:45 |
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Roylicious posted:cops knew
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 21:46 |
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# ? Jul 2, 2016 15:03 |
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The only way for evil to triumph is if good men killdozer nothing. RIP homie. See u in sovngard.
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# ? Jul 2, 2016 15:56 |
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Ghost Head posted:wasn't there a second killdozer rampage some years later? I seem to remember that happening there were a bunch of bulldozer attacks in the middle east but they werent armored and their goal was killing infidels rather than maximum property damage basically a completely pussy way to go
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# ? Jul 2, 2016 16:55 |
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Nathilus posted:The only way for evil to triumph is if good men killdozer nothing. RIP homie. See u in sovngard.
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# ? Jul 2, 2016 17:07 |
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Have a think about that for a second. "We came out and sure enough someone had run over our cruisers with a tractor." Can you imagine the absolute ear-splitting decibels level that must've been going on inside that station for them not to have heard someone tearing up their cruisers out back? Crushing their vehicles to smithereens, with a motherfucking tractor no less, and they were completely oblivious to it?! drat! There musta been one helluva wicked orgy going on in that stationhouse that day. Oh, Chief Deputy Philip Brooks! You tiger, you! Ohhh, Sir!! "We came" *does thumb-to-ear-little-finger-to-mouth hand gesture and mouths the words "call me, babe" with a sultry wink* [/quote] they'd probably been asking for new cruisers for years
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# ? Jul 2, 2016 17:44 |
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so he ruined some innocent peoples stuff and then suicided wow, great hero man jeez
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# ? Jul 2, 2016 17:46 |
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Zzulu posted:so he ruined some innocent peoples stuff and then suicided He got hosed with a shitload so he ragequit on the assholes doing it to him instead of continuing to take it in the butt. So yeah you sorta right he wouldn't be a hero if not for the absolutely badass way he hosed their poo poo up before peacing out. I mean c'mon. He constructed an armored bulldozer. It's so loving cool we had to invent a new word for it. I'm pretty sure suicide doesn't disqualify you from valhalla as long as you still die in battle which he totally did. Liberty or death and all that.
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# ? Jul 2, 2016 17:55 |
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See you in Valhalla, shiny and chrome
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# ? Jul 2, 2016 18:14 |
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Zzulu posted:so he ruined some innocent peoples stuff and then suicided Those people weren't innocent! LegoPirateNinja posted:Oh, Chief Deputy Philip Brooks! You tiger, you! Ohhh, Sir!! That probably did happen.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 00:03 |
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he should have used crab chitin to protect his forehead
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 01:28 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 06:33 |
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if any one man could be said to embody the ideals of the warboys, its killdozer even though youre riding shiny and chrome down the fury road, the world is a poorer place without you
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# ? Jul 5, 2016 21:03 |