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cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
this thread is a birthday cake

have fuckin fun
no one got me poo poo. its not even my birthday *stands in a corner in the dark*

*keeps standing there*

everyone is very uncomfortable

BLOW THE loving CANDLES OUT

>1. blow the candles out
>2. lie down

>

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
>open present

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine

JiveHonky posted:

>open present

>you get attacked by a wolf

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
>close present

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



cub posted:

>you get attacked by a wolf

At the risk of catching another sixer, I'm going to refrain from saying "lol".
That said, it was funny, I laughed aloud when I read it, and this is America, so

LOL :lol: :aslol:

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

>peel an orange

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
>throw used tampons at everyone.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
>lie down

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


>hope that my parents don't leave me at this house after the birthday party like that tried to do with the Chinese family last year

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine

The Bananana posted:

At the risk of catching another sixer, I'm going to refrain from saying "lol".
That said, it was funny, I laughed aloud when I read it, and this is America, so

LOL :lol: :aslol:

i cant even remember what i did 10 minutes ago lol

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



>shake broth day present

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Shake ya hips and wiggle ya lips

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

op I don't think you're in the right mental state for such an involved and interactive thread.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

cub posted:

i cant even remember what i did 10 minutes ago lol

loving pro post. good on u m8

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
>play pocket pool

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine

OctoberBlues posted:

op I don't think you're in the right mental state for such an involved and interactive thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo9t5XK0FhA

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
>shop for panties online despite being a man

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
>everyone begins moving into the basement

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i live in a basement

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
>bring lantern and sturdy rope

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
~fin~

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
>*spins bottle*

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine

>boiler explodes

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

>Cut the Cake.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



>smash, face first, into the cake

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
>dang. lol i guess everyone starts melting and poo poo. gently caress these stupid pieces of poo poo

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
>everyone motherfucking dies. like to the MAX!

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

cub posted:

>boiler explodes

>*spins the boiler*

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine

Smash it Smash hit posted:

>*spins the boiler*

boilers start writing some kind of computer codes and poo poo --- gently caress its like the matrix and poo poo? right? FUUUUCK

bubblebee
Jan 6, 2014
>gather ashes.

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
>the ashes get all soggy and poo poo

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
gently caress gently caress fucj not the matrix again not again not like this

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
>codes become apperent

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


>try to touch or eat the code

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
>use sturdy rope

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
>some things seem to be happening. like some vibrations and poo poo. whatevs

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


>chill out, and pass the dutchie pon the left hand side

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
*steel drums play eerily in the distance*

most of the people you know are now dead

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


((ooc))this is the best game I have ever played((/ooc))

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
>use sturdy rope on Sid

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