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Would you buy any of this poo poo?
Yes I would.
No.
OH GOD NO!
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Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
Let's go to Amazon and find the worst looking anime collector's edition box sets!


Beyond the Boundary Collector's Edition


High School of the Dead Collector's Edition


Love, Chunibyo & Other Delusions Collector's Edition

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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

fyodor easily claims first post.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Idk OP, I think they're great. It helps easily identify weeabu's thus making the world safer.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Jukeboxblues posted:

Idk OP, I think they're great. It helps easily identify weeabu's thus making the world safer.

If youre close enough to them to be in their domicile and see their boxsets and cum-drenched body pillows its already too late for you. Youve been befriended by an animeliker

Muttonchips
Jun 5, 2014

by Shine
They're pretty horrible investments, but they hold their value well if you know what you're doing. Look up the price of the Evangelion DVD set- it still goes for $150+, which is insane for a DVD set that was released in 2002.

Like any collectible commodity you're going to incur some losses of value (inevitable if you know how the marketplace works), but if you invest wisely you can end up on making some big pocket change. You have to look at the big picture 10-20 maybe even 30 years down the line.

For a classic example, look at the Star Wars figures from the original trilogy. I had a whole collection of them. Unfortunately, I opened the box and played with them. Threw most them out when I moved out to college like an idiot. If I had kept them in the box in pristine condition, they'd be worth thousands by now. Not going to make that mistake again.

If you buy a "collectible" set, the whole point is to not open them and keep it in a safe place. I invested in a climate controlled storage unit basically filled to the brim with collectibles, but you don't even need to go that far. Let the idiots open it. After all, they're the reason the price will skyrocket decades down the line.

Basically, don't look at them as toys, look at them as an investment. A long term investment. No, your collectible from 2001 isn't worth poo poo right now. But just wait. If you can pick em right, you'll come out on top. Then again, if you're a complete idiot and you have no idea what you're doing you end up with a garage full of beanie babies.

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
misread title as saying "anime sex bots", but this makes sense too thanks OP

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
These next ones aren't as good as the top three in the OP, but I'd bring them up anyways.


Knights of Sidonia: Season 1 Collector's Edition

I'm mixed about this one because I don't think this looks like a bad anime, but how many art cards does it need to pack in?


Denki-Gai Collector's Edition 3 (Eps #9 -12) + CD


Gurren Lagann Collector's Edition

OHHHHH I bet ADTRW's going to get pissy at me about this one, especially because their favourite anime of all time besides Eva has a "totally not a body pillow" Yoko poster.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Junior Jr. posted:



Gurren Lagann Collector's Edition

OHHHHH I bet ADTRW's going to get pissy at me about this one, especially because their favourite anime of all time besides Eva has a "totally not a body pillow" Yoko poster.

That's not an expensive Gurren Lagann box set.

THIS is an expensive Gurren Lagann box set. To the tune of 500 dollars. You're paying a lot more for the extra quality of Blu-Ray(tm) in addition to all this poo poo.

quote:

* TV series, eps 1 - final (English audio, English subtitles)
* Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann the Movie: Gurren-hen (English subtitles)
* Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann the Movie: Lagann-hen (English subtitles)
* Gurren Lagann Parallel Works
* Gurren Lagann Parallel Works 2
* Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann KiramekiTMYoko BOX: Pieces of sweet stars
* Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann Movie Zenyasai (footage of the event proper; bonus picture drama "Viral's Sweet Dream")
* OVA ep 5.5 "My Gurren is Sparkling!!", bundled with the DS game
* Bonus Footage Collection
- "Yoko Goes!: Studying Anime at GAINAX" - "It's Summer! It's Drills! Gurren Lagann Festival!!"
- 3DCG Test Footage Collection - Inoue Marina Interview - "Believe in the Answer You Believe!! Gurren Lagann Quiz Exam!"
- Opening Day Greeting Document Gurren-hen - Opening Day Greeting Document Lagann-hen
- "VOICES: Testimony of the 26" Staff Interview Collection <Included Audio>
* Nakashima Kazuki Specially Written Drama CD * "Otoko Ippiki Gurren Lagann" (TV Series DVD Exclusive Bonus Drama CD)
* "Otoko Do-ahou! Gurren Lagann" (Movie Gurren-hen DVD Exclusive Bonus Drama CD)
* "Otoko-gumi Da Yo! Gurren Lagann" (Movie Lagann-hen DVD Exclusive Bonus Drama CD)
* "Gurren Lagann Parallel Works 2" & "Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann KiramekiTMYoko BOX: Pieces of sweet stars" Original Audio

It comes with a fully written and annotated translation book for the original Japanese version of the show, as well as a fuckin huge concept art/production book that is exclusive to that box set.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cICXH56h11U

Here is a man unboxing it if you for some reason want to see what the inside looks like, I can't find any still promo pictures of it because it's so drat rare.

CJacobs fucked around with this message at 13:03 on Jun 5, 2016

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
The anime industry depends on the filthy dollars of disgusting otaku purchasing an enormous amount of merchandise.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
I guess the only surprising thing is that they're trying to sell it to gaijin

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
No anime in GBS.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Dr Cheeto posted:

The anime industry depends on the filthy dollars of disgusting otaku purchasing an enormous amount of merchandise.

Proof lies in the 15 user purchase reviews on that Amazon link for the box set I just posted about; at an average of 600-ish dollars for new and used ones, that's nearly ten thousand smackers right there for something that probably costs less than a hundred to print including the DVD's. Let alone how many have probably bought it without leaving a review.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Junior Jr. posted:



Gurren Lagann Collector's Edition

OHHHHH I bet ADTRW's going to get pissy at me about this one, especially because their favourite anime of all time besides Eva has a "totally not a body pillow" Yoko poster.

lol if you think any ADTRW posters would call Guren Lagann their favorite anime. Call me when you got something to say about Chihayafuru

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Muttonchips posted:

They're pretty horrible investments, but they hold their value well if you know what you're doing. Look up the price of the Evangelion DVD set- it still goes for $150+, which is insane for a DVD set that was released in 2002.

Like any collectible commodity you're going to incur some losses of value (inevitable if you know how the marketplace works), but if you invest wisely you can end up on making some big pocket change. You have to look at the big picture 10-20 maybe even 30 years down the line.

For a classic example, look at the Star Wars figures from the original trilogy. I had a whole collection of them. Unfortunately, I opened the box and played with them. Threw most them out when I moved out to college like an idiot. If I had kept them in the box in pristine condition, they'd be worth thousands by now. Not going to make that mistake again.

If you buy a "collectible" set, the whole point is to not open them and keep it in a safe place. I invested in a climate controlled storage unit basically filled to the brim with collectibles, but you don't even need to go that far. Let the idiots open it. After all, they're the reason the price will skyrocket decades down the line.

Basically, don't look at them as toys, look at them as an investment. A long term investment. No, your collectible from 2001 isn't worth poo poo right now. But just wait. If you can pick em right, you'll come out on top. Then again, if you're a complete idiot and you have no idea what you're doing you end up with a garage full of beanie babies.

Who gives a poo poo about holding their value? You'd get one because you really like the anime

John Dyne
Jul 3, 2005

Well, fuck. Really?

CJacobs posted:

That's not an expensive Gurren Lagann box set.

THIS is an expensive Gurren Lagann box set. To the tune of 500 dollars. You're paying a lot more for the extra quality of Blu-Ray(tm) in addition to all this poo poo.


It comes with a fully written and annotated translation book for the original Japanese version of the show, as well as a fuckin huge concept art/production book that is exclusive to that box set.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cICXH56h11U

Here is a man unboxing it if you for some reason want to see what the inside looks like, I can't find any still promo pictures of it because it's so drat rare.

My gurren is sparkling too

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord

boom boom boom posted:

Who gives a poo poo about holding their value? You'd get one because you really like the anime

If someone's paying over 500 bucks for hours of content and additional material that could be easily thrown away or never seen again, some weeb out there will desperately pay top dollar for it.

pretty good aggro deck
Dec 31, 2007

Extinct!
put anime lovers in the gulags :unsmigghh:

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
Oh hey, they made one for Black Lagoon too

http://www.amazon.com/Black-Lagoon-...37EXKFHCMD0WFF6

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord

actually that one gets a free pass because 1. black lagoon is actually good, and 2. it doesn't look as embarrassing as the other box sets I showed off.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



ban all anime irl

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Junior Jr. posted:

actually that one gets a free pass because 1. black lagoon is actually good, and 2. it doesn't look as embarrassing as the other box sets I showed off.

Everybody has different taste

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
no one is gonna buy a deluxe box set for beyond the boundary because it had real nice animation but was real bad in every other way. oh im a super badass with a tragic past but i am also somehow incredibly clumsy and fall on my face all the goddamn time but only outside of fight scenes because that is an attractive trait to otaku. fix my broken life with your dick bland-as-gently caress-protagonist-san.

poo poo tier show, poo poo tier waifu.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i could see someone go for the highschool of the dead boxset, though. it is a real dumb show but sometimes ultraviolence and physics-defying titties are fun.

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
Here's one from the PPG that's not endorsed by CN.


Demashita! Powerpuff Girls Z Collector's Edition Volume 1

And here's another one that just looks meh, though the price tag's bad.


AnoHana: The Flower We Saw That Day: The Movie DVD/Blu-Ray Collector's Edition + CD

Junior Jr. fucked around with this message at 13:56 on Jun 5, 2016

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
I'd never heard of Denki Gai, so I googled it. It sounds like a fun little show

Umio is a shy kid who just started his part time job at a manga store smack dab in the middle of the city. But his lifestyle isn't as glamorous as the neon lights that illuminate the city. Umio's closest friends are his co-workers who are all unique characters, to say the least, and although they're nice people, they have their quirks. They are a tight knit group of friends, have nicknames for each other and spend their weekends inside, sheltered from the extravagant scene happening on the outside.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

boom boom boom posted:

I'd never heard of Denki Gai, so I googled it. It sounds like a fun little show

Umio is a shy kid who just started his part time job at a manga store smack dab in the middle of the city. But his lifestyle isn't as glamorous as the neon lights that illuminate the city. Umio's closest friends are his co-workers who are all unique characters, to say the least, and although they're nice people, they have their quirks. They are a tight knit group of friends, have nicknames for each other and spend their weekends inside, sheltered from the extravagant scene happening on the outside.

i think i read that manga.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
the most noteworthy thing about anohana was that there was a girl nicknamed anaru. still makes me chuckle a bit.

Hadaka Apron
Feb 12, 2015
Has there been an anime box set that had panties in it?

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Whenever I investigate a sexual abuse/pedophile case the perpetrator almost invariably has a separate account on their computer that "isn't theirs" but a "friends and uh he doesn't live here anymore" that when we eventually gain access to is loving filled with anime and other child porn, if theyre particularly sneaky they try to hide it not only by just putting it in a random folder but by changing the file format lol

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Really feeling High School of the Dead. Titties are a universal language.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Hadaka Apron posted:

Has there been an anime box set that had panties in it?

There was an anime game pre order bonus you get a body pillow with the scantily clad main female character on it

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
The star trek thing is a myth btw, I've yet to find one that's a trekky, but they definitely are almost universally into wow or other MMOs

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
This one's also a bit mediocre.


Zegapain Volume 1 Collector's Edition

But hey it does come with a free figma.

Hadaka Apron
Feb 12, 2015




This is a Lovecraftian anime- the girls are Cthulhu Mythos deities.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Hadaka Apron posted:





This is a Lovecraftian anime- the girls are Cthulhu Mythos deities.

Lovecraft would go on the most intense racist tirade ever about this

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Hadaka Apron posted:





This is a Lovecraftian anime- the girls are Cthulhu Mythos deities.

It was fun to watch Lovecraft nerds get super mad about that

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Why would I want your load

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Muttonchips posted:

They're pretty horrible investments, but they hold their value well if you know what you're doing. Look up the price of the Evangelion DVD set- it still goes for $150+, which is insane for a DVD set that was released in 2002.

Like any collectible commodity you're going to incur some losses of value (inevitable if you know how the marketplace works), but if you invest wisely you can end up on making some big pocket change. You have to look at the big picture 10-20 maybe even 30 years down the line.

For a classic example, look at the Star Wars figures from the original trilogy. I had a whole collection of them. Unfortunately, I opened the box and played with them. Threw most them out when I moved out to college like an idiot. If I had kept them in the box in pristine condition, they'd be worth thousands by now. Not going to make that mistake again.

If you buy a "collectible" set, the whole point is to not open them and keep it in a safe place. I invested in a climate controlled storage unit basically filled to the brim with collectibles, but you don't even need to go that far. Let the idiots open it. After all, they're the reason the price will skyrocket decades down the line.

Basically, don't look at them as toys, look at them as an investment. A long term investment. No, your collectible from 2001 isn't worth poo poo right now. But just wait. If you can pick em right, you'll come out on top. Then again, if you're a complete idiot and you have no idea what you're doing you end up with a garage full of beanie babies.

Ahahaha i hope this is a quote.

pretty good aggro deck
Dec 31, 2007

Extinct!

Angry Birds Suicide posted:

Whenever I investigate a sexual abuse/pedophile case the perpetrator almost invariably has a separate account on their computer that "isn't theirs" but a "friends and uh he doesn't live here anymore" that when we eventually gain access to is loving filled with anime and other child porn, if theyre particularly sneaky they try to hide it not only by just putting it in a random folder but by changing the file format lol

send them to the gulags

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
nothing like a hot anime box

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