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reallivedinosaur posted:why the gently caress would papa smurf be a detective it's all part of papa smurf's grand conspiracy. of course he's a media sweetheart so a lot of this is downplayed, but have you ever heard of a smurf election? you ever wonder why papa smurf wears red all the time? you think those clothes STARTED that color?
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She knew what this was.
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criscodisco posted:She knew what this was. We have a signed contract in triplicate to prove as such. *Your Lawyer*
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Pitdragon posted:it's all part of papa smurf's grand conspiracy. of course he's a media sweetheart so a lot of this is downplayed, but have you ever heard of a smurf election? you ever wonder why papa smurf wears red all the time? you think those clothes STARTED that color? The Protocols of the Elders of Smurf
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jon joe posted:smurf MODS?!?!
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A CISHET SHITLORD posted:SSSMMMMUUUURRRRFFFFFGFFFF
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I'M OBSESSED WITH MY SMURFALITY
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this is easily the worst thread ive ever seen
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paul_soccer10 posted:this is easily the worst thread ive ever seen Smurfs are being smurfed here and you are smurfing on this parade? Go smurf yourself !
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paul_soccer10 posted:this is easily the smurfiest thread ive ever seen Smurf 1 and move on. go smurf yoursmurf
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Solemn Lemons posted:Smurfs are being smurfed here and you are smurfing on this parade? That's what she smurfed. :smurf:
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Smurf thread smurf op
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Ya blue it OP
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Smurfette was created by gargamel in order to sow disorder and chaos among the utopian genderless smurfs
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The Smurfs franchise was hacked to pieces by the film series. What the gently caress are you guys talking about?
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This.
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im Fatty Smurf AMA
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Seizure Robot posted:this is A BAD THREAD U r a fag head. Smurf
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What the smurf is this all about!?
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smurf my drat balls, op
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I'm Thundercock Smurf 
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I'm sorry that was just me overcompensating for my micropenis the doctors tell me it's a medical marvel that I tricked a lady into marrying me
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paul_soccer10 posted:this is easily the smurst thread ive ever smurfed
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choke on my balls op. im not even gonna humor you by using smurf as a verb. choke on them.
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Machai posted:Uh, smurfs lay eggs. No papa smurf has a beard they are mammals
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detective papa smurf to become prime suspect after recent discovery of obscene lifestyle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LArVQOr-vGU
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max4me posted:No papa smurf has a beard they are mammals no. they lay eggs. thousands of eggs inside a living human. they first sting the host, paralyzing it, then they drag it back to smurf village where a hole is cut in the hosts chest and the female or queen smurf(smurfette) squats over the incision and deposits around three thousand or so pre-fertilized eggs. When the smurf larvae hatch they begin to feed off the still living host while they mature inside the body. when they are fully formed they erupt from the hosts corpse and begin cannibalizing each other until only a few remain. this is how new smurfs are added to the village.
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JiveHonky posted:no. they lay eggs. thousands of eggs inside a living human. they first sting the host, paralyzing it, then they drag it back to smurf village where a hole is cut in the hosts chest and the female or queen smurf(smurfette) squats over the incision and deposits around three thousand or so pre-fertilized eggs. When the smurf larvae hatch they begin to feed off the still living host while they mature inside the body. when they are fully formed they erupt from the hosts corpse and begin cannibalizing each other until only a few remain. this is how new smurfs are added to the village. but if gargamel made smurfette out of clay how could this possibly be true? or was that just another one of papa's psy ops to hide the terrible truth of smurfs?
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Pitdragon posted:but if gargamel made smurfette out of clay how could this possibly be true? or was that just another one of papa's psy ops to hide the terrible truth of smurfs? Papa is the one who lays the eggs That's not a beard...
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papa was a rolling smurf
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JiveHonky posted:no. they lay smurfs. thousands of smurfs inside a living smurf. they first smurf the smurf , smurf it, then they drag it back to smurf village where a hole is cut in the smurf smurf and the female or queen smurf(smurfette) squats over the incision and deposits around three thousand or so pre-fertilized smurf. When the smurf larvae hatch they begin to feed off the still living smurf while they mature inside the body. when they are fully formed they erupt from the smurf smurf and begin smurfimg each other until only a few remain. this is how new smurfs are added to the smurf.
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