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So my adorable 3 year old daughter spilled chocolate milk all over the kitchen counter last Wednesday because she's 3. I didn't know about it as I was sawing wood or building a fence or some dad poo poo. Anyways, my wife uses a rag to clean it up and I think nothing of it. So just earlier today I open up the washing machine to get some laundry going on the weekend and took 6d8 points of disease damage as she apparently put the soiled chocolate milk rags into the washer. And left them there. In a closed washer.  FOR 4 DAYS.  It STILL stinks after running vinegar, a cleaning solution, one of those cleaning packets, and a few sanitary cycles. It was so bad you could smell it up the stairs even after the door was closed for an hour. I confronted her about it and she's all  "Tee hee, guess I forgot ho ho ho ho ho".  What is the appropriate punishment and response for such a grievous offense. Thats like laying a punji pit trap for your spouse and having them live, and as they are climbing out you offer a fist bump "we cool?". gently caress that. What kind of revenge booby trap should we come up with? Nothing involving bodily fluids or that will actually hurt her. Or inconvenience me more than her. I do 90% of the laundry so this inconvenience she's done me is a much bigger deal, PLUS she has a head cold and couldn't smell it, PLUS she's pregnant so I'm supposed to be nice to her.
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Jun 6, 2016 06:00
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Just move on. Accept your new stinky appliance and trust your wife and daughter a little less.
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Jun 6, 2016 06:02
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^ You won It's your fault
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Jun 6, 2016 06:02
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sounds like... iowa justice
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Jun 6, 2016 06:02
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give her a pet rabbit that will really show her
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Jun 6, 2016 06:03
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you should punish her by making yogurt out of her vaginal flora and then eating it (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 6, 2016 06:03
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wait did the wife or daughter leave it there? who are we punishing here?
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Jun 6, 2016 06:04
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Knock her up. Getting kicked in the bladder for a few months will teach her.Jastiger posted:, PLUS she's pregnant so I'm supposed to be nice to her. Oh, you already tried that. IDK then.
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Jun 6, 2016 06:04
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I don't get how OP thinks its chocolate milk still and not poo poo
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Jun 6, 2016 06:05
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You left your 3 year old daughter to clean up her chocolate milk mess and she owned your rear end hard. Better luck next year!
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Jun 6, 2016 06:05
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bikesonyx posted:I don't get how OP
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Jun 6, 2016 06:06
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Step up ur game son
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Jun 6, 2016 06:07
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mdm posted:you should punish her by making yogurt out of her vaginal flora and then eating it
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Jun 6, 2016 06:08
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kill her
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Jun 6, 2016 06:08
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a 3 day probie should solve this nicely. maybe a week if she is a really crummy poster
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Jun 6, 2016 06:09
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poopnanners posted:Just move on. Accept your new stinky appliance and trust your wife and daughter a little less.
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Jun 6, 2016 06:09
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3 day probation OP
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Jun 6, 2016 06:11
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Upper decker?
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Jun 6, 2016 06:12
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be a spiteful dick and refuse to do any dad chores because she apparently neglects her wife chores. Hold out until the house is falling down around you and she apologizes
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Jun 6, 2016 06:12
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whatever u do OP show no mercy children prey on those they deem weak
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Jun 6, 2016 06:12
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refuse sex to both of them
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Jun 6, 2016 06:13
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Spill olive oil on your stairs and then forget to clean it up.
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Jun 6, 2016 06:13
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put a plastic bag over your head and hyperventilate
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Jun 6, 2016 06:13
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Totally TWISTED posted:Spill olive oil on your stairs and then forget to clean it up.
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Jun 6, 2016 06:14
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Not my daughters fault at all. Accidents happen. Leaving a bomb in the washer though..... Negligent and hostile imo. Maybe probate her from the kitchen. Little ceasers every night for 3 nights will wreck her AND her toilet.
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Jun 6, 2016 06:15
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Jastiger posted:Little ceasers every night for 3 nights
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Jun 6, 2016 06:16
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Jastiger posted:Little ceasers every night for 3 nights will wreck her AND her toilet. pretty sure dats a felony bruv
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Jun 6, 2016 06:17
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What chores does Iowan bride do?
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Jun 6, 2016 06:17
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didn't read cuz i have OP on ignore. try self-harm regardless of what the problem is
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Jun 6, 2016 06:18
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Uproot the family and move to Des Moines, that'll show em the misery they deserve
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Jun 6, 2016 06:18
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sucks, do your own laundry you prick
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Jun 6, 2016 06:19
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https://youtu.be/1CpJpGF8lS8 i really hope this syncs up to whatever you wrote in your post which i totally read the entirety of
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Jun 6, 2016 06:19
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The smell is probably caught in the lid or the rubber seal (if you have such a model) you want to wash that poo poo by hand.
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Jun 6, 2016 06:19
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spill chocolate milk in your wife's couch while she's sleeping and then "forget" to clean it up???? She'll learn her lesson after a few stinky days
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Jun 6, 2016 06:19
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waterboarding with four-day-old chocolate milk
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Jun 6, 2016 06:19
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You live in the Midwest. That's punishment enough.
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Jun 6, 2016 06:20
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put tape on thier feet to make them walk funny
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Jun 6, 2016 06:23
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Get a divorce. That's always the answer. I left my second wife because I ran to the store to get batteries for the remote and realized I'd forgotten them after I got home. It wasn't her fault in any way, but starting a new life is always very uplifting. I'm thinking about leaving number 3 because my cat keeps walking in front of the monitor.
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Jun 6, 2016 06:24
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Grognan posted:sucks, do your own laundry you prick He claims he does 90% of the laundry. Though with at least 2 adults and 1 child going 4 days without doing any laundry at all sounds like someone was procrastinating pretty hard.
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Jun 6, 2016 06:26
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I forgot. If the smell doesn't come out after running it through a couple of full cycles, you have a garbage tier washing machine that's probably been breeding mold and bacteria that you can't smell since you bought it.
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Jun 6, 2016 06:27
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