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Remember the time that I spilled the cup Of chocolate milk in the hall Please tell Jastiger this is not his fault
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put an autistic baby in her. again
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Jun 6, 2016 14:32
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It might be a good lesson if the next baby had zika imo
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Jun 6, 2016 15:41
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unpacked robinhood posted:It might be a good lesson if the next baby had zika imo Yeah thats not funny A Stupid Baby posted:waterboard your wife but with chocolate milk. this might just turn her on however people are into all kinds of hosed up poo poo these days. stay safe iowa ghost. This is funny and good advice.
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Jun 6, 2016 15:46
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Don't flush the toilet after you use it.
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Jun 6, 2016 15:52
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Literally crying over spilled milk itt
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Jun 6, 2016 15:56
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We're talking about a woman married to Jastiger and responsible for two half-Jastiger children. There is no possible crime for which that isn't punishment enough.
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Jun 6, 2016 16:06
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Have a goon meet at your house.
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Jun 6, 2016 16:07
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Jastiger posted:I hope this isn't the case. Its a pretty decent LG washer, though it IS getting on in years. Basically the reason stuff goes out is because of stuff like this. It'd probably be smell free for another 5 years but nope she had to leave chocolate milk in the washer in an attempt to make home made cottage cheese. I mean seriously who does that. I hate to say it, but I've had 2 sets of "top of the line" LG washers and dryers, and both barely made it through theirs warranties. The first time I was willing to call fluke, but the second time I announced "never again". They both could harbor a smell like you wouldn't believe. It's because they never entirely drain out the water. If I went a couple weeks without doing laundry, they'd smell of mildew and would do moldy water onto the clothes. You have to run a load or two of hot bleach water, then leave the door open overnight for it to dry out.
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Jun 6, 2016 16:08
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drunkb posted:Have a goon meet at your house. Yeah do this
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Jun 6, 2016 16:13
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Just run an empty load of laundry with some bleach you huge loving twat.
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Jun 6, 2016 16:24
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criscodisco posted:I hate to say it, but I've had 2 sets of "top of the line" LG washers and dryers, and both barely made it through theirs warranties. The first time I was willing to call fluke, but the second time I announced "never again". I'd be willing to accept your story and thats a good idea to do anyways, but it was working fine until this choco milk incident. Its been otherwise a pretty good washer except for the god drat water hammering. Though that may be a function of the house more than anything. WeaponGradeSadness posted:We're talking about a woman married to Jastiger and responsible for two half-Jastiger children. There is no possible crime for which that isn't punishment enough. Did you read my posts? Checkmate, bitch. Android Lust posted:Don't flush the toilet after you use it. A good idea, but we have separate bathrooms we use most of the time (mostly because I keep mine clean).
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Jun 6, 2016 16:37
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How about you stop bitching and forget about it.
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Jun 6, 2016 16:39
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How did you not run the washing machine for four days? Seriously the only reason I let laundry pile up is because I have to pay $3 per load.
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Jun 6, 2016 16:56
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Take a huge poo poo in her toilet and do not flush it
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Jun 6, 2016 17:09
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Does she have a coffee mug she really, really likes, OP?
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Jun 6, 2016 17:16
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cheat on your wife. it's the only way you can truly be even with her
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Jun 6, 2016 17:22
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prank her by making her think you died. like get a dummy made of yourself and say "hey honey, come check this out" and as she's walking towards the back door (you should be watching her on your CCTV monitor) throw the dummy from your roof onto a bunch of jagged rocks or something. haha really give her what for
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Jun 6, 2016 17:26
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this will only work if you have a two story house and a sliding glass door leading to your back yard
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Jun 6, 2016 17:27
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:this will only work if you have a two story house and a sliding glass door leading to your back yard Also jagged rocks.
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Jun 6, 2016 17:28
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who the gently caress doesnt have a bunch of sharp boulders in their back yard thougH??? that was the one part i considered a given
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Jun 6, 2016 17:30
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I just have a bottomless pit in my yard.
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Jun 6, 2016 17:31
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ur wife is thick as poo poo and you still decided to put another one of ur spawn in her so maybe OP is the real stupid one here
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Jun 6, 2016 17:32
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rising two of ur kids is probably punishment enough, leave wife alone
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Jun 6, 2016 17:33
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Gaunab posted:cheat on your wife. it's the only way you can truly be even with her I've done this so many times with Lena its just lost its charm. Its more like a sitcom Hijinx laugh track at this time. Jastiger with another woman AGAIN *shakes head, cue laugh track*
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Jun 6, 2016 17:50
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turn gay and leave them
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Jun 6, 2016 17:56
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JakeP posted:turn gay and leave them He thinks Lena Dunham is hot. He'd set us back 50 years.
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Jun 6, 2016 18:02
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Jastiger is even more of a retard than I though at insurance salesman could ever be!
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Jun 6, 2016 18:29
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A Stupid Baby posted:waterboard your wife but with chocolate milk. this might just turn her on however people are into all kinds of hosed up poo poo these days. stay safe iowa ghost. fucker symbolic posted:waterboarding with four-day-old chocolate milk
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Jun 6, 2016 18:32
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Three pages and no one has said " Kill your famil "? My suggestion would be to make your spouse take apart the washer , clean the pump and hoses while you read her dare posts through a megaphone.
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Jun 6, 2016 19:07
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um Hey, OP. Has anyone told you that you're an idiot bitch nerd? If not, you an idiot bitch nerd. zing pow right in the baby maker
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Jun 6, 2016 19:13
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Was gonna post pictures of the chocolate rags but didn't want to get probated for NMS nonsense. Instead I'll let you know that after the 4th cycle its returned to mostly OK status. The clothes that are in there that I test washed don't smell bad. I think the rag itself is done for good. Was a good kitchen rag too 
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Jun 6, 2016 19:38
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this thread reminds me about the thread where someone dadposted about the best way to punish his kid and unintentionally kept dropping hints he was a huge rear end in a top hat until he finally asked if open or closed hand hitting was better i miss that thread
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Jun 6, 2016 19:44
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Put it in her butt OP, if she says no then become emotionally distant with her while becoming enamored with your young hot 19 year old co worker who thinks older guys are loving hot and realize your life is a sham and need to leave them and go live on the beach with your young trophy pussy.
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Jun 6, 2016 19:54
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Lascivious Sloth posted:Show her your post history
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Jun 6, 2016 20:11
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thrash her with a length of rubber hose, OP
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Jun 6, 2016 20:15
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jlechem posted:Put it in her butt OP, if she says no then become emotionally distant with her while becoming enamored with your young hot 19 year old co worker who thinks older guys are loving hot and realize your life is a sham and need to leave them and go live on the beach with your young trophy pussy. Good advice. Except her co worker is a Jehovahs Witness. No thanks to crazy.
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Jun 6, 2016 20:23
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Just get a divorce already and stop drawing it out.
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Jun 6, 2016 20:28
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Jastiger posted:I think the rag itself is done for good. Was a good kitchen rag too 
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Jastiger posted:Good advice. Except her co worker is a Jehovahs Witness. No thanks to crazy. jlechem originally posted "your co worker". I guess he was confused and thought you're the man of the household.
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