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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB Gameday Week 10-- I made the thread you lazy fucks

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Low-effort OP because YOU DONT DESERVE EFFORT YOU LAZY SHITS.

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BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Jesus Christ how long does it loving take to determine if it's a home run or not? The video is pretty definitive.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 00:20

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Bullshit. It's a triple.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 00:21

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Sydin posted:

Nice pace of play.

They used to be pretty fast with it, I thought. It only seems like the last month to six weeks it seems like each challenge takes 5 minutes.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 00:23

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

lmao Galvis.

(this is Poque posting on Kevlar's laptop)

account sharing BAN HIM

# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 00:24

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Where did 2-2 miss? This ump called pitches 4 inches more outside than that strikes.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 00:53

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

LOL on that caught stealing

# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 00:55

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

I thought the 3rd out was hit harder than it was and it was about to be 3-1

# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 00:59

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Isn't Rizzo supposed to be good against lefties?

# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 01:03

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Uh oh.....

# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 01:05

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Well, there's a DL trip....

Wonder what the Brewers want for Braun?

# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 01:06

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Poque posted:

don't even loving play like that

I'll hold my nose and cheer for him if it means we win ballgames.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 01:09

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

If I could find it inside me to cheer for Jim Edmonds, I could cheer for Braun.

There are only a couple of players in my lifetime that I absolutely would not cheer for if they would have been on the Cubs.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 01:10

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Poque posted:

Kalish is gone forever, they'll bring Mune back up and push KB or La Stella to the OF even more than usual. Or Baez to LF or RF too

Probably Bryant in LF and Baez at 3B for the foreseeable future. But if that's the case I hope Bryant doesn't get eaten by the Monster That Hates Cubs Left Fielders.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 01:12

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Calling Carl Crawford! Come in, Carl Crawford!

# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 01:14

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Niwrad posted:

What about Murton?

For certain! We're hurtin'.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 01:16

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Poque posted:

Galvis is personified in this game

at a pro-rated league minimum I'd take that in a heartbeat.

Honestly it would be worth a flier on him for that price.

Are there any rules on cutting a guy you pick up on waivers during the season?

# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 01:20

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

A hit against a non-Cardinals pitcher.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 01:21

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Poque posted:

burn this ump like a ryan braun jersey

You won't say that when he hits the pennant-clinching HR for us.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 01:23

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Heyward finally realized that big stick of wood is for hitting the ball.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 01:27

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Cubs confirming it was Soler's hamstring

# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 01:31

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

lol Lester clowned him on that last pitch.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 01:48

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Cubs radio mic picking up some annoying loudmouth Philly fucks in the stands.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 02:00

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Holy loving poo poo that was scary. We almost Cubbed that game away.

Theo needs to get some new bullpen arms, STAT.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 03:17

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

YeahTubaMike posted:

I admit I had zero faith

It's ok. None of us did. It's the Cubs fan deep inside all of us.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 03:17

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Cubs/Phillies start time pushed back to 1:20 eastern because of rain.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2016 18:00

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

The Cubs are due for an offensive explosion. I'm getting sick of all these close games.

6 runs in the first game is pretty good. The bullpen just poo poo the bed.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2016 18:13

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Where is Pat Hughes today?

# ¿ Jun 8, 2016 18:26

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Come on, let's not poo poo the bed offensively against a guy who wasn't even supposed to start.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2016 18:35

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Apparently Velasquez's fastball velocity was at like 87 mph. I hope he's not out too long.

Something was definitely wrong. He left the mound immediately. I'm wondering if he's going to have to see Dr. Andrews.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2016 18:36

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Goddammit, Lackey. Knock that poo poo off.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2016 18:37

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Welcome to the show, kid.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2016 18:38

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Ok, something's going on with Pat Hughes.... he's confused and really just kind of off. Plus he was absent the first AB of the game.....

# ¿ Jun 8, 2016 18:42

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

"Right biceps soreness" for Velasquez.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2016 18:50

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

What the gently caress, Miggy?

# ¿ Jun 8, 2016 18:59

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

BAHAHAHAHA classic Cubs. Love it.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2016 19:00

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Sydin posted:

I wish there was a middle ground between "best offense in baseball" starts and "literally beer league" starts.

Seriously. It's like we're one extreme or the other.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2016 19:02

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Rizzo's hump thing that he does while waiting for the pitch is pretty unsettling.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2016 19:18

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I like to think of it as a drunken wobble

It reminds me of a guy sneaking up behind his girlfriend in the kitchen and trying to be subtle about it.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2016 19:26

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 21:30

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

The Javy Baez experience!!

# ¿ Jun 8, 2016 19:41

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