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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

quote:

A mom is breastfeeding her boyfriend — 20 years after having children.

Jennifer Mulford took time off from her job as a bartender to induce breastfeeding because she wants to start an adult breastfeeding relationship (ABR) with Brad Leeson.

Because she has not given birth to a baby recently, she and Brad, 36, need to “dry feed” every two hours to fool her body into thinking she is feeding a child so she starts producing milk.

Jennifer was single when she stumbled across a website about ABR.

She said: “When I read about the bond breastfeeding could create between two people, I was envious.

“I have always enjoyed my breasts being touched during sex more than anything else, so I knew I would enjoy it.”

Jennifer, from Atlanta, started searching for men who would be open to the idea of adult breastfeeding.

“When I read about the pure joy it brought others, I was desperate to seek out a partner to share an emotional bond with.

“I used dating sites, put messages on ABR forums and even put an advert on Craigslist, but I drew a blank. I started to think I’d never get to try adult breastfeeding.”

Finally, she started chatting about the idea one night with Brad, an old boyfriend from school.

“We were talking and Brad told me he had a thing for big-breasted women, and that size had always been a factor in his relationships.

“I thought it was the perfect time to bring up adult breastfeeding — and see if he’d be interested,” said Jennifer.

Thankfully, Brad was instantly open to the idea: “It was like a light switch flicked in his head. I could tell from his voice that he was curious and excited.”

He started doing his own research into ABR and they soon became more than just friends.

She said: “At that moment I knew that I had a partner for life.

“We both wanted the same thing out of the relationship — a magical bond that only breastfeeding can achieve.”

Because Jennifer hadn’t breastfed for over 20 years, she had no milk to feed Brad.

The couple need to induce lactation by dry-feeding and pumping her breasts every two hours, just as if she was feeding a baby.
http://nypost.com/2016/06/07/i-quit-my-job-to-breastfeed-my-bodybuilder-boyfriend-every-two-hours/

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walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
that guy looks like he didn't get enough nutrients as a baby so I'm glad she's helping him catch up

TeamIce
Mar 16, 2004
LET JESUS FUCK YOU


thanks for the news article op

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
This poo poo is hella hosed up but I had to let my peeps in GBS know :cool:

I guess adult breastfeeding is a thing?? LOL only in America for ya

Would you ever breastfeed as an adult? I mean, hey I love titties haha
But to breastfeed is kinda hosed up. At least in this goons opinon. Anybody feel different? Let's hear it! :cheers:

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
i mean ... if she really wanted me to... ok I guess but

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
pm me jennifer

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

i think she should start buttfeeding him tbh

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
hmm cant see how big her breasts are in the OP so can't make a determination

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Oberleutnant posted:

pm me jennifer

You would nourish yourself off this womans breastmilk? ?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
its probably for the breast lol

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
OP did you know that people have kinks, it's true!

This one is pretty tame all things considered.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



You want me to suck on dem titties?
*sigh*
UGHhhhhh... really woman? Again?
Jesus... fiiiiiinneeeee

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
still not as hosed up as those "sexy" breastfeeding videos women are making with thier toddlers imo

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Enfield posted:

its probably for the breast lol

Nice

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

You would nourish yourself off this womans breastmilk? ?


Unmm yea!??? IDIOT

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

JiveHonky posted:

still not as hosed up as those "sexy" breastfeeding videos women are making with thier toddlers imo

Are those low-key porn vids? I never put it together but lets be real, what else are you gonna watch a breastfeeding vid for haha :fap:

Kindergarten Camp
Nov 27, 2015

She stopped serving the man so that she can serve the man.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
titties

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Roylicious posted:

OP did you know that people have kinks, it's true!

This one is pretty tame all things considered.

I mean it's not something most people are into but it's not like real hosed up weird poo poo.

Furious Mittens
Oct 14, 2005

Lipstick Apathy

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

You would nourish yourself off this womans breastmilk? ?


I might. No shame.

I just wonder what all this entails. Is she going to sit in a rocking chair with you across her lap as she sticks a giant tit into your mouth to suckle? Will this lead to sex? Can you change the flavor of the breast milk to suit your tastes?

So many questions.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Don't a lot of drugs pass through breast milk ? I hope she watches what she consumes so as not to hurt the baby.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Enfield posted:

its probably for the breast lol

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
imagine being 20 years old and reading about your moms milk fantasies in the news

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
ENough fooling around, fellow goons....Let's make it TOPICAL


Can Jennifer Mulford use a LACTATION ROOM with her bodybuilding boyfriend?

SHOULD she use a LACTATIONROOM with her bodybuilder boyfriend?

What about a conventional CLOTH COVERING:


Can they indulge in their pastime in public with a shield like this?

Should they not even NEED a shield?

Discuss :duckie:

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Furious Mittens posted:

Can you change the flavor of the breast milk to suit your tastes?


ya squirt some chocolate syrup in your mouth and then start suckin'

Furious Mittens
Oct 14, 2005

Lipstick Apathy
This is very dangerous with the Zika virus. Poor Brad might get microcephaly from those teats.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

ENough fooling around, fellow goons....Let's make it TOPICAL


Can Jennifer Mulford use a LACTATION ROOM with her bodybuilding boyfriend?

SHOULD she use a LACTATIONROOM with her bodybuilder boyfriend?

What about a conventional CLOTH COVERING:


Can they indulge in their pastime in public with a shield like this?

Should they not even NEED a shield?

Discuss :duckie:

Women can breastfeed in public around me if they want i wont mind hehehe you know? :grin:

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)


drat that bitch has fat arms

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i do not want the milk of the humans. i try to avoid milk of the cow but its in so many products its hard to avoid.

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's

Furious Mittens posted:

This is very dangerous with the Zika virus. Poor Brad might get microcephaly from those teats.

looks like that advice about 36 years late

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

JiveHonky posted:

i do not want the milk of the humans. i try to avoid milk of the cow but its in so many products its hard to avoid.

i could give a gently caress about your moral conundrums you meatheaded shitsack

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Seems like white bodily fluids are they way go when it comes to ingesting something your partner lovingly made.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

drat that bitch has fat arms

:ssh: i think those are penises

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Enfield posted:

its probably for the breast lol

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
She's just milking this for all its worth

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
What a colostrum-al mistake

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Can't wait to see it on xhamster

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Finally a thread where I can use this emoticon.

:gonchar:

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Tricky D posted:

Can't wait to see it on xhamster

This stuff's been there for a while.

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Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
if some people can enjoy cartoons for children why not this

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