hitting a baseball?! what?!

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Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

hey sports fans smash it here, I saw this video on social media and thought it was interesting

for those who don't know me I played college ball and i was always amazed with myself when I would smash (hehe) a slider into a power alley for a standup double ( :smug:

)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg5AuYCsg98

lemme know what you think!

# ? Jun 7, 2016 22:26

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 08:48

ContinuityNewTimes: Dec 30, 2010; Я выдуман напрочь

I think the small red swelling in my dick is probably an irritated follicle but will keep an eye on it

# ? Jun 7, 2016 22:40

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

they should make one on how to talk 2 girls so i can watch it and try talking to girls thanks

# ? Jun 7, 2016 22:41

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

social vegan posted:

they should make one on how to talk 2 girls so i can watch it and try talking to girls thanks

Hm, I think there maybe one let me do some research buddy

# ? Jun 7, 2016 22:43

Spandex Bonerlord: Sep 30, 2014

social vegan posted:

they should make one on how to talk 2 girls so i can watch it and try talking to girls thanks

But there's no science in talking to girls, it's all black magic voodoo poo poo.

# ? Jun 7, 2016 22:43

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

DaveSplitter posted:

But there's no science in talking to girls, it's all black magic voodoo poo poo.

The gently caress there isn't there's gotta be an algorithm

# ? Jun 7, 2016 22:44

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

DaveSplitter posted:

But there's no science in talking to girls, it's all black magic voodoo poo poo.

u should meet my friend gorilla dan he says it's in the armpits smells

# ? Jun 7, 2016 22:48

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

social vegan posted:

u should meet my friend gorilla dan he says it's in the armpits smells

That sounds like science to me I am more of. Numbers guy

# ? Jun 7, 2016 22:48

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

OfficialGBSCaliph posted:

I think the small red swelling in my dick is probably an irritated follicle but will keep an eye on it

You might be growing a 2ndary sub-penis, aka ye (the) olde branch-dick.

# ? Jun 7, 2016 22:49

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

i hear that in soviet russia, the baseball hits the bat - that is, the recipient of the verb becomes the subject in a reverse situation of how things are here, in the democratic united states

# ? Jun 7, 2016 22:49

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

i'm thinkin about getting in this discovery channel business i'm typing up a proposition of ways u can say tard in public did u know u canlegally call anyone in the world a "loopy tardo" and no one gets mad

# ? Jun 7, 2016 22:50

ContinuityNewTimes: Dec 30, 2010; Я выдуман напрочь

Ork of Fiction posted:

You might be growing a 2ndary sub-penis, aka ye (the) olde branch-dick.

wanna buy a cutting? u can splice it to a tomato plant

# ? Jun 7, 2016 22:51

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

OfficialGBSCaliph posted:

wanna buy a cutting? u can splice it to a tomato plant

Fruit of the Fruit of the Loom.

# ? Jun 7, 2016 22:52

sofokles: Feb 7, 2004; Fuck this

Smash it Smash hit posted:

mash (hehe) a slider into a power alley for a standup double

I always found cricket incomprehensible. Incomprehensibility now seems equally applicable to other batty sports.

# ? Jun 7, 2016 22:53

ContinuityNewTimes: Dec 30, 2010; Я выдуман напрочь

sofokles posted:

I always found cricket incomprehensible. Incomprehensibility now seems equally applicable to other batty sports.

leg before wicket! Howzat??

# ? Jun 7, 2016 22:55

sofokles: Feb 7, 2004; Fuck this

OfficialGBSCaliph posted:

leg before wicket! Howzat??

batman got wicked legs, i tell u

# ? Jun 7, 2016 22:58

Pontificating Ass: Aug 2, 2002; What Doth Life?

Cool vid OP will def not watch but some cool sports physics might be when a hockey player gets hit with a puck

# ? Jun 7, 2016 23:01

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zfvcbUoQ6o

# ? Jun 7, 2016 23:14

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Sintax posted:

Cool vid OP will def not watch but some cool sports physics might be when a hockey player gets hit with a puck

Lol try to hit a 90 mph slider chump

# ? Jun 7, 2016 23:20

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

JakeP posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zfvcbUoQ6o

Noice

# ? Jun 7, 2016 23:20

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

How can we make people that are REALLY passionate about dubstep like baseball?

SWERVE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iea-ZxPDp7Y

# ? Jun 7, 2016 23:21

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Lol try to hit a 90 mph slider chump

First find me a pitcher with a 90 MPH slider

# ? Jun 7, 2016 23:49

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

baseball? uh... i'll be over in the extension cord thread if anyone needs me

# ? Jun 7, 2016 23:52

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

JiveHonky posted:

baseball? uh... i'll be over in the extension cord thread if anyone needs me

link

# ? Jun 7, 2016 23:55

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

JakeP posted:

link

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3779234

# ? Jun 7, 2016 23:56

Dave_Indeed: Feb 22, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Smash it Smash hit posted:

lemme know what you think!

I THINK YOU STINK LIKE poo poo OP.

Baseball is stupid. Golf is way better and harder.

# ? Jun 8, 2016 00:16

drunkb: Aug 14, 2009; The Great Twist

Why were you too bad to play pro ball, op?

# ? Jun 8, 2016 00:18

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Dave_Indeed posted:

I THINK YOU STINK LIKE poo poo OP.

Baseball is stupid. Golf is way better and harder.

lol in golf the ball isn't even moving when you hit it, and you don't have to run after you hit it

# ? Jun 8, 2016 00:19

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

what division did the clown college's baseball team play in?

# ? Jun 8, 2016 00:21

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

Chief McHeath posted:

How can we make people that are REALLY passionate about dubstep like baseball?

SWERVE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iea-ZxPDp7Y

i like how many people narrowly miss getting hit by a pitch

# ? Jun 8, 2016 00:23

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

what division did the clown college's baseball team play in?

They are a Division Fun school

# ? Jun 8, 2016 00:26

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

JakeP posted:

First find me a pitcher with a 90 MPH slider

I got a 75 mph slider you can suck on cha cha

Dave_Indeed posted:

I THINK YOU STINK LIKE poo poo OP.

Baseball is stupid. Golf is way better and harder.

Lol hitting a baseball is the single toughest thing in sports

# ? Jun 8, 2016 00:41

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

If I was good at math I could be a right fielder maybe

# ? Jun 8, 2016 00:41

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

JakeP posted:

First find me a pitcher with a 90 MPH slider

Noah Syndergaard

# ? Jun 8, 2016 01:06

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Monday_ posted:

Noah Syndergaard

Oh you were trying to find a picture throwing a slider that hard, okay well that dude and probably like 4-5 others but idk sure 85 mph then doesn't matter

# ? Jun 8, 2016 01:23