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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

[in bill nye theme song voice] grill by the firelight (grill, grill, grill, grill, grill)

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Captain Gordon
Jul 22, 2004

:10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux:
I prefer to use gas

(on this thread)

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Captain Gordon posted:

I prefer to use gas

(on this thread)

tell us more about your opinion on bad posts vs good posts, poster who has an extensive history of extremely funny, interesting, or otherwise noteworthy posts

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
If you're only gonna grill 1-2 burgers it's too much hassle to deal w charcoal

Honestly the ideal situation is one of each

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

Pope Mobile posted:

You're all forgetting wood pellets grills.

loving millennials.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

criscodisco posted:

Just curious, but what uses does propane have besides cooking and powering forklifts?

Brazing copper pipe joints, my old outdoor heating lamp and my outdoor fire bowl. If I had more money than brains, I'd get an oxygen tank and do some welding/cutting just because. :orks101:

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
geroge foreman grill

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

If you're only gonna grill 1-2 burgers it's too much hassle to deal w charcoal

Honestly the ideal situation is one of each

I light my lump charcoal with an electric loop, then I grill stuff, then I close and seal it which ends up with a minuscule amount of charcoal used and the rest is ready for next grilling.

So many babbys who cannot charcoal.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Cartouche posted:

I light my lump charcoal with an electric loop, then I grill stuff, then I close and seal it which ends up with a minuscule amount of charcoal used and the rest is ready for next grilling.

So many babbys who cannot charcoal.

Yah I do all that bullshit too but it's still easier to turn a knob on the gas grill

gizmojumpjet
Feb 21, 2006

Fill your bowl to the brim and it will spill. Keep sharpening your knife and it will blunt.
Grimey Drawer

Dave_Indeed posted:

Nothing is better than waiting for 45 minutes for charcoal to be stacked in one of the 11 different ways to stack charcoal, then arguing with your father in law about which charcoal stacking method is the correct one, then cooking a bunch of burgs covered in flakes of charcoal and lighter fluid.

There should be no argument.

Whose grill is it? Ok, that's who gets to decide how to stack the charcoal!

It's really simple.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

gizmojumpjet posted:

There should be no argument.

Whose grill is it? Ok, that's who gets to decide how to stack the charcoal!

It's really simple.

! maybe

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
i'll have to think this one over. it's a drat tough nut to crack. i'll let you know when i have an answer.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
okay i've got it: i don't care that much either way.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

gizmojumpjet posted:

There should be no argument.

Whose grill is it? Ok, that's who gets to decide how to stack the charcoal!

It's really simple.

Why are you stacking the charcoal like that? This is the way to do it! Are you listening to me? I can't believe my daughter married you! You'll undercook the chicken and overcook the burgers! You're not going to get even heat distribution! This is the last time Linda and I let you host! Just bring potato salad next time! And don't expect me to let you drive my classic '86 Mustang!

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

Pope Mobile posted:

Why are you stacking the charcoal like that? This is the way to do it! Are you listening to me? I can't believe my daughter married you! You'll undercook the chicken and overcook the burgers! You're not going to get even heat distribution! This is the last time Linda and I let you host! Just bring potato salad next time! And don't expect me to let you drive my classic '86 Mustang!

My wife's parents are dead and its great

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

If you're only gonna grill 1-2 burgers

why would you ever

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Sheep-Goats posted:

why would you ever

Because there's only two of us and we eat a regular amount of food each?

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
hank hill would be ashamed of you all! :colbert:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnRA6bXIo4k

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Pope Mobile posted:

Because there's only two of us and we eat a regular amount of food each and the world is ending tomorrow

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Why would you ever grill more than you need to eat when you can grill some now and grill the rest later?

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
The only true answer is charcoal.

:gas: is for dweebs.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Bip Roberts posted:

Why would you ever grill more than you need to eat when you can grill some now and grill the rest later?

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Yah I do all that bullshit too but it's still easier to turn a knob on the gas grill

Then you are simply a lazy gently caress. I bet you microwave bacon.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

*Empties store-bought charcoal into grill*

*Sprays lighting fluid on it*

*lights it*

I LIKE TO BUILD FIRES WITH MY OWN HANDS

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
If U cook with propane this is the son you deserve

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxyfkNLwmmw&t=10s

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS

Sheep-Goats posted:

If U cook with propane this is the son you deserve

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxyfkNLwmmw&t=10s

*shudders*

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
I, too, like to reheat food that is better fresh off the grill.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Don't reheat food. Eat it cold off the floor like the animal you are.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
2 parts briquettes 1 part mesquite bitches

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat

is this a fat joke

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




That fridge is a giant, right side up =|

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Novo posted:

is this a fat joke

What? it's just a picture of Kate Upton

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

neither. deep fry everything

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008




I have that fridge!

Also charcoal all the time. Don't make dumb careful pyramids or use lighter fluid, just get a chimney starter for :10bux: and haphazardly dump charcoal in it until you have enough. It owns :slick:

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

You can kill yourself with charcoal, so it wins in my book.

Doublethink
Sep 11, 2001

Umpossible my dear fellow, simply umpossible
Charcoal for steaks and other high temp dishes, charcoal smoker for proper high effort smoking (brisket, pulled pork), gas for basic burgers and veggies (occasionally a lazy steak), and traeger for lazy no effort smoking. I don't discriminate, all outdoor cooking is good.

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
And of course there's always building a hardwood fire and spitroasting delicious things

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Serviette posted:

And of course there's always building a hardwood fire and spitroasting delicious things

:smug: Your Mom :smug:

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS

My mom might approve, but I, sir, do not.

I challenge you to battleshits at dawn.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Serviette posted:

My mom might approve, but I, sir, do not.

I challenge you to battleshits at dawn.

I am too drunk to drive to Taco bell at this hour.

I concede.

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