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Everyone in my family would groan when Grandma would turn on Antiques Roadshow. She would watch with genuine interest as centuries old family heirlooms were valued at 1/10th of the price they were bought for. Post your items here and I will consult the experts to discover the truth behind your unknown or undiscovered treasures
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# ? Jun 8, 2016 01:02 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 14:54 |
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yes, hello, i have a real antique for you: the comedy website "somethingawful.com". what do you think?
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# ? Jun 8, 2016 01:04 |
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symbolic posted:yes, hello, i have a real antique for you: the comedy website "somethingawful.com". what do you think?
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# ? Jun 8, 2016 01:05 |
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I saw an episode of AR where a girl found an old painting in a garbage dump that had been thrown out by the owners of an old estate with a bunch of other junk. The painting turned out to be worth several millions and all of a sudden the people that tossed it out were like oh we threw it out by accident, but when asked what they'd do with it they were like oh we're gonna sell it we need the money. So because ownership was contested no auctioneers would touch it and the girl was basically forced to give it back. Stupidity and greed!
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# ? Jun 8, 2016 01:07 |
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A customer recently came in to my shop claiming that their great aunt Matilda purchased this matching pair of funerary urns from a traveling salesman while visiting Cairo in the 1950s. She was told that they contained the ashes of a pair of wealthy merchants waylaid by bandits while traveling along the silk road. Unfortunately, I dropped them both while I was looking at them. Lucky for me, when I cracked them open, I discovered that there were no ashes at all, but a child must have lost his Yoyo in there, so at least they could keep that
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# ? Jun 8, 2016 01:07 |
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symbolic posted:yes, hello, i have a real antique for you: the comedy website "somethingawful.com". what do you think? I have just asked my intern to do some research, ad it turns out this is a relic of a dead gay forum. Unfortunately, it has not been relevant for a number of years
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# ? Jun 8, 2016 01:08 |
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I love falling asleep on the couch to this show!
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# ? Jun 8, 2016 01:09 |
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I also really enjoy when they go to some local historical places. Did you know that it's called antiques ROADSHOW because they travel all around the country?
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# ? Jun 8, 2016 01:14 |
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This is a antique dog preserved from the 30s and I would like to know how cursed it is for insurance purposes.
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# ? Jun 8, 2016 01:17 |
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How much is this pug dressed as Spock? SUPER RARE
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# ? Jun 8, 2016 01:18 |
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Yes thank you. We have been waiting for the Antique Roadshow to come into town. Our grandmother left this in her box of things when she passed away. It looks like some sort of antique glass art. Hope you can tell us more about what period in history it's from and what uses it had.
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# ? Jun 8, 2016 01:21 |
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Bob James posted:How much is this pug dressed as Spock? SUPER RARE ugh, UGH, UUUGGGHHH, Spock wore a BLUE UNIFORM, GODDMAN!!!!!
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# ? Jun 8, 2016 01:23 |
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death sext posted:
I have consulted the oracles and I'm sorry to say that it is not cursed at all. The kiln in which this dog was fired is cursed, so you really got the short end of the stick. The clay dog is only a conduit for the curse, most likely cast by the great witch Agatha who was most active in the northeast united states in the 1840s-1870s. She was the madame of a traveling brothel, and when people would mistreat the ladies of the evening, Agatha would find what their livelihood depended on and would curse it. It is likely that a potter mistreated a lady and that is why Agatha cursed the kiln. I'm sorry to say that you have an object of very little monetary or metaphysical value. But this does mean that you can do as you please with it, but you should keep it away from small children and prostitutes
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# ? Jun 8, 2016 01:24 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Yes thank you. We have been waiting for the Antique Roadshow to come into town. Our grandmother left this in her box of things when she passed away. It looks like some sort of antique glass art. Hope you can tell us more about what period in history it's from and what uses it had. Ah! The Dildo of One Thousand Tortures. It's a good thing you never attempted to use this item to pleasure yourself. It is a legendary device that the great Assyrian torturers would use to torment their captives. It would be inserted into an orifice in the body and would produce agony beyond comprehension. It is doubtless that this object has lost some of it's potential over the years, but You've got a real nice piece of history here. I'd say at auction with the right buyers present, you could clear seven or eight thousand human souls.
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# ? Jun 8, 2016 01:29 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:ugh, UGH, UUUGGGHHH, Spock wore a BLUE UNIFORM, GODDMAN!!!!! Ah yes, you have a good eye for antiques. This is a clear forgery and has no value at all.
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# ? Jun 8, 2016 01:30 |
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Please tell me how much this is worth:
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# ? Jun 8, 2016 01:33 |
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George Zimmer posted:Please tell me how much this is worth: let me check...
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# ? Jun 8, 2016 01:37 |
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Sorry about that everyone, some people just can not appreciate art when they see it.
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# ? Jun 8, 2016 01:38 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:ugh, UGH, UUUGGGHHH, Spock wore a BLUE UNIFORM, GODDMAN!!!!! theres a "p" in pugh you lardass
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# ? Jun 8, 2016 01:40 |
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I unironically like watching this show. Thank you.
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# ? Jun 8, 2016 01:41 |
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Big Beef City posted:I unironically like watching this show. They do drag it out and the production value is pretty bad but there's tons of cool trunks and paintings and my personal favorites, desks
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# ? Jun 8, 2016 02:20 |
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one time i was watching antiques roadshow and i thought i saw my dead grandma on the television but it turns out it was not, in fact, my dead grandmother, but it was her urn on the television, which prompted me to consider why i was watching antiques roadshow. it turns out my dead grandmother actually was on the show, but it was because my grandfather brought her to the show. she was worth like a hundred dollars, but granddad didn't want to sell, just wanted to see how much someone would pay for that stupid urn. i don't know why he held on to it, i think a hundred bucks could get him a good amount of shooters.
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# ? Jun 8, 2016 02:23 |
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Some of the stuff is pretty great and some of the stories behind the antique junk are fun.. but if im being honest..... i watch it to see the faces of the people who thought they had something super valuable only to find out its not, or it doesnt quite reach the dollar signs in their heads. Also: i kind of want to see one of the experts accidently drop something priceless that shatters into a bajillion pieces.
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# ? Jun 8, 2016 02:26 |
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I like to watch AR before I head out for a night of drinking. It's my pregame show.
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# ? Jun 8, 2016 02:50 |