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It's common GBS wisdom that Hitler did nothing wrong, but I disagree. He was a human being like any of us and like any human, Hitler was fallible. Among Hitler's mistakes: Pronouncing Nuclear "Nucular" Spending valuable resources on the development of new wonder weapons instead of producing and improving existing platforms. Declaring Disney's Snow White to be his favorite film of all time instead of the superior Pinocchio or Dumbo. Giving 13 year old Ozamu Tezuka the idea to invent Anime during a Japanese school field trip to the Reichstag. Building a command bunker without an escape pod.
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Waging a 2 front war and thus ruining my chances to be anything more than a humble NEET
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Jun 8, 2016 16:57
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frequently signed his posts
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Jun 8, 2016 16:58
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losing ww2
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Jun 8, 2016 16:59
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Couldn't get into art school. Like, how hard is it to draw the loving turtle like they say in the brochure?
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Jun 8, 2016 17:00
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Killed a dog
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Jun 8, 2016 17:02
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nothing
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Jun 8, 2016 17:02
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Basically everything he did.
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Jun 8, 2016 17:08
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Killing millions of people.
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Jun 8, 2016 17:09
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A lot of people seem to be approaching this thread ironically... can't we all sit down and be serious about something for once.
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Jun 8, 2016 17:10
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Did not think of somethingawful.com him self
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Jun 8, 2016 17:10
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Cthulu Carl posted:Couldn't get into art school. No poo poo, just trace that little bastard
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Jun 8, 2016 17:18
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Jun 8, 2016 17:18
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I bet Hitler wasn't very good about workplace diversity.
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Jun 8, 2016 17:19
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Applewhite posted:Giving 13 year old Ozamu Tezuka the idea to invent Anime during a Japanese school field trip to the Reichstag. now that's an unforgivable war crime right there
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Jun 8, 2016 17:20
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Referred to "Doom Metal" when he was actually talking about sludge.
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Jun 8, 2016 17:22
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He had a pretty loving weak mustache game.
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Jun 8, 2016 17:22
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His boundless aggression dragged the good countries into years of horrible war.
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Jun 8, 2016 17:25
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Cthulu Carl posted:Couldn't get into art school. Tbf these were his only instructions 
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Jun 8, 2016 17:26
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Dreddout posted:Tbf these were his only instructions That's an owl you idiot
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Jun 8, 2016 17:27
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I know he picked Kansas to win it all in his March Madness bracket that one year. I saw him yelling about it on the internet.
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Jun 8, 2016 17:29
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Made ITT threads. Possibly his biggest crime.
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Jun 8, 2016 17:30
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He OK'd the design and manufacture of too many tank platforms. He should have gone 'one size fits all' like Russia. What a dumb-rear end!
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Jun 8, 2016 17:31
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Windows vista.
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Jun 8, 2016 17:31
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Iron Crowned posted:That's an owl you idiot I know, he was hosed.
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Jun 8, 2016 17:33
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Shipping Aang with Zuko.
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Jun 8, 2016 17:34
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Kuato posted:Made ITT threads. Possibly his biggest crime.
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Jun 8, 2016 17:35
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Something about Jewish people?
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Jun 8, 2016 17:36
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noctambulous nebab posted:Waging a 2 front war and thus ruining my chances to be anything more than a humble NEET Lol like under hitler beta's like you wouldn't be gassed or forced into slavery.
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Jun 8, 2016 17:37
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Forgot to appeal to black voters.
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Jun 8, 2016 17:38
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pats fan
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Jun 8, 2016 17:39
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skeletonotherkin posted:Lol like under hitler beta's like you wouldn't be gassed or forced into slavery. If Hitler hadn't pissed off Stalin then I would be a high-standing officer in the Reich with my own harem of Jewish boys and girls, because they're exotic in Hitler's future.
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Jun 8, 2016 17:39
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Being a vegetarian.
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Jun 8, 2016 17:41
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Failed to find Eva Braun's clit
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Jun 8, 2016 17:42
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Had sex with his cousin, who later offed herself.
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Jun 8, 2016 17:42
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Iron Crowned posted:Failed to find Eva Braun's clit Boooooo. What kind of beta bitch can't find a woman's clit? You can see the drat thing a mile away.
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Jun 8, 2016 17:48
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Would not shut the gently caress up about vaping
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Jun 8, 2016 17:49
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LowPartz posted:Would not shut the gently caress up about pegging
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Jun 8, 2016 17:53
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Hosting the Olympics instead of Wrestlemania
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Jun 8, 2016 17:56
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Ate the feces of a Bulgarian peasant. Dogs do that. You're not a dog, are you, Adolf?
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