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phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Flayer posted:

Operation Barbarossa was a stunning success and more than met it's initial goals. If there are parallel universes out there in most of them the Soviet Union collapsed politically in the first 6 weeks.

Ya but it still ended with everybody eating human flesh until they froze to death.

e. vv That is fascinating, did not know. :godwin:

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Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


VW flat4 and not V8, but at least he made that VW symbol on the hubcaps turn into swastikas at exactly 88 mph

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Messing with God's chosen people: Americans :patriot:

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Fat Jesus posted:

VW flat4 and not V8, but at least he made that VW symbol on the hubcaps turn into swastikas at exactly 88 mph

8卐88卍8
8卍88卐8

Großartiger Schott, Mardie! Die Zeitschaltungenmüssen mit fehlfunktion!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Frankenstyle posted:

The time that Rachael gave him a message for Ross, but he was all distracted playing Foosball with Joey and forgot so Rachael was sitting at the coffee shop all sad and Ross never showed up.

unforgivable if true

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
:420: blitzed when he should've bluntzed :420:

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx
Wiped back to front

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
*wracks brain*

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iigYo93aaNs

client
Aug 19, 2010

hitler's glasses game was weak as gently caress


vs







get good you lil bitch

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
he put the toilet paper in backwards, like a monster

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

expected a empty op thread doesn't deliver.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Set the bar too high for the rest of us.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
cooked chili with beans

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
reheated salmon in the microwave w/o covering it so there were little salmon chunks pasted all over the inside of the drat microwave

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Harald posted:

reheated salmon in the microwave w/o covering it so there were little salmon chunks pasted all over the inside of the drat microwave

and now the whole kitchen smells like fish too

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
he pissed all over the toilet seat and blamed it on eva braun

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Hell Yeah posted:

expected a empty op thread doesn't deliver.

poo poo that would have been funnier.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
The Holocaust. Sorry fanboys, but that whole thing sucked.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
he bought the rust proof undercoating for his touring car.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

He hung his toilet paper in the improper underhand fashion.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
eat fresh motherfukers!!!!!

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
Employed colonial-style genocidal violence against white European countries.

His clothes never looked like they fit properly.

Had tragically messed up dick and balls. (technically not his fault)

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
im drawing a blank here

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
didn't listen to his generals, and kept pushing into Russia during the winter.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
his only flaw is that he had no flaws

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
he literally signed his name "S Hitler"

shitler

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Finally proving once and for all that eugenics is an inherently unacceptable ideology when it results in the genocide of a people based purely upon their ethnic or hereditary origins.

Betting his right testicle in a poker game against Stalin.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Renouncing the name "Shickelgruber" instead of just owning it.

Like, imagine how embarrassing it would be to get your country flattened by Adolf Shickelgruber.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Not setting up his tablet to continue his CYOA.

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx

Ork of Fiction posted:

The Holocaust. Sorry fanboys, but that whole thing sucked.

Let's not say things we can't take back here

love my preemies!
Sep 26, 2004

Hitler was a gently caress up with a mangled micro dick. he tried making a pb&j and put hot sauce in it and screamed like a little bitch.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



He basically started the notion of anime so suicide was an appropriate resolution for him.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Applewhite posted:

Not setting up his tablet to continue his CYOA.

literally:godwin:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
More than once, misinterpreted the pressure in his bowels as just gas and ended up sharting his pants.

darkhand
Jan 18, 2010

This beard just won't do!
he shouldn't have turned down the duet with mc scat kat

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice
Probably should have killed more people, in retrospect

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
not being white

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