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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS


e^3 Predictions:

- microsoft withdraws from the games industry
- watch dogs 3, 4, and 5 announced
- Reggie rips an innocent gamer in half on stage
- Aisha Tyler
- all videogames cancelled - there will be no more videogames ever
- swarm of locusts

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root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Far Cry: Roar - you play as Cecil the lion's brother and rid your preserve of pillaging poachers on your meteoric rise to king of the pride.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i predict problems with women and black africans

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Nintendo will let you re-download your previously-purchased software for your lost 3DS without having to file a police report.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
E3 is still a thing?

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
-fat people

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Star Citizen is awarded Game of the Show

GastonEatTheEggs
Nov 7, 2012

Putty posted:

- Aisha Tyler

Joel McHale

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

His new show looks so terrible. I bet it runs 9 seasons.

www
Aug 4, 2010

microsoft and sony vr with both conferences giving an hour to discuss this exciting new tech, camera switches between gameplay and a twat on stage with headset on.

GastonEatTheEggs
Nov 7, 2012

ubisoft reveals an open world exploration game set in the middle of the ocean, no islands or anything just ocean

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
I'm hyped but I don't know why!!!! This is fun

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
a call of duty revealed
it's from the civil war era and you play as a Confederate.

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
microtransactions for the game itself - you must complete a set number of microtransactions topurchase the game instead of one macrotransaction - hailed as revolutionary

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

shoophobo posted:

a call of duty revealed
it's from the civil war era and you play as a Confederate.

God dang the reloading minigame gets so much harder once you reach Gettysburg plus too many team kills due to infection.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
A super lovely game that will be revealed and soon trek off to the wasteland of modern memory ala titanfall and the order 1887

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


tomstuart posted:

microtransactions for the game itself - you must complete a set number of microtransactions topurchase the game instead of one macrotransaction - hailed as revolutionary

Remember when you could put $5 down on a pre-order to guarantee a copy of the game?

lol

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

Fried Watermelon posted:

Remember when you could put $5 down on a pre-order to guarantee a copy of the game?

lol

$5 to guarantee an empty box with a download code

$1 every time you start the game to a max of $100

Laslow
Jul 18, 2007
Unless Nintendo is announcing the Super Nintendo 2, I don't give a poo poo.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

tomstuart posted:

microtransactions for the game itself - you must complete a set number of microtransactions topurchase the game instead of one macrotransaction - hailed as revolutionary

This makes an incredible amount of sense.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
at least 4 announcements of games going on kickstarter RIGHT NOW

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Maybe at e3 they will finally ADDRESS POISE IN DARK SOULS 3

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

BossRighteous posted:

Far Cry: Roar - you play as Cecil the lion's brother and rid your preserve of pillaging poachers on your meteoric rise to king of the pride.

will harambe be a DLC?

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Far Cry: Primordial. You play as a cell trying to rescue his cell friends in the primordial soup, which looks suspiciously similar to the map from far cry 4

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
it would be funny if ubisoft fell prey to an hostile takeover right during their conference and yves guillemot cries on stage while the vivendi security kicks him out of the convention

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Captain Yossarian posted:

Maybe at e3 they will finally ADDRESS POISE IN DARK SOULS 3

Putty please answer for your crimes

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Laslow posted:

Unless Nintendo is announcing the Super Nintendo 2, I don't give a poo poo.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
It's finally the year of Linux

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
Nintendo announces gimmicky bullshit.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Ah hah! I want more buulshit.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
am i the only one here more interested in the carnage than the games

Captain Yossarian posted:

Putty please answer for your crimes

i was playing dark souls after i posted this i got the great scythe so it's all ok

Revenants Return
Mar 28, 2016

by Shine
Will anything funny happen?

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015



i don't know why but i can't stop laughing at this image and i'm tempted to bump my own nintendo thread just to repost it

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Orkin Mang posted:

i predict problems with women and black africans

that's "african americans" fuccboi

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
doom five, or six?

or two, i dunno

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


GastonEatTheEggs posted:

ubisoft reveals an open world exploration game set in the middle of the ocean, no islands or anything just ocean

filter feeder trophy: collect all 5 million plankton

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

MiracleWhale posted:

i don't know why but i can't stop laughing at this image and i'm tempted to bump my own nintendo thread just to repost it

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

HTC Vive release date delayed due to groundbreaking technology changes. The headset will feature a rear facing camera and motion sensors to alert you when friends and relatives are near enough to see you masturbating.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
- many - hundreds, perhaps thousands - of miniature transistors will switch charges in such a way as to create the illusion of images on a liquid crystal display

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i hope you like 1st person shooters and retro looking indie games.

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