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OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Orkin Mang posted:

i predict problems with women and black africans

There will be a panel for People of Color in Games Development and only white people will host and attend it.

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

JiveHonky posted:

i hope you like 1st person shooters and retro looking indie games.
i like CS:GO and undertale

does this mean E3 panders to me?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I'm looking forward to the game that finally puts the butts back in video games.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Applewhite posted:

I'm looking forward to the game that finally puts the butts back in video games.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Applewhite posted:

I'm looking forward to the game that finally puts the butts back in video games.

video games

ideas gov me

gov die same

:megadeath:

:tutbutt::tutbutt::tutbutt:

Revenants Return
Mar 28, 2016

by Shine
Is there actuall going to be any really funny disasterous flops or no?

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

That is a sad butt

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Revenants Return posted:

Is there actuall going to be any really funny disasterous flops or no?

no man's buy hahaha lol

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

symbolic posted:

i like CS:GO and undertale

does this mean E3 panders to me?

no it means it panders to everyone.

i wish i liked 1st person shooters, i would be in hog heaven!

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

ChrisHansen posted:

That is a sad butt

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

JiveHonky posted:

i hope you like 1st person shooters and retro looking indie games.

Announcing the first 8-bit Voxel Based Roguelike First Person Shooter.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
some people itt seem to be getting pax and e3 confuse please they are very different types of diasters

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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MiracleWhale posted:

no man's buy hahaha lol

"grown mans cry" was a really good post

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
they cannot top dark sousl 3, a game where a fat woman can punch the poo poo out of you with a bible

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Fojar38 posted:

"grown mans cry" was a really good post

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Putty posted:

they cannot top dark sousl 3, a game where a fat woman can punch the poo poo out of you with a bible

if hillary gets elected in dark souls 4 it'll be the koran

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Lol that Nintendo is only bringing one game for their dead rear end console

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009

Uncle Wemus posted:

Lol that Nintendo is only bringing one game for their dead rear end console

Actually they're bringing that FE persona crossover j pop poo poo that I can't quite remember the name of that I am going to hate to love

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
I said it in the other e3 thread but....

MECHANICAL
APARTHEID

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!
Video game journalists will fap themselves silly as they bean count each woman executive on stage/female character in trailer for reveal of Shoot The Dude 2K17 and write 3000 words trying to convince us that it matters, like, SOOOO MUCH HASHTAGICANTEVEN

It doesn't loving matter at all.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

bloodysabbath posted:

Video game journalists will fap themselves silly as they bean count each woman executive on stage/female character in trailer for reveal of Shoot The Dude 2K17 and write 3000 words trying to convince us that it matters, like, SOOOO MUCH HASHTAGICANTEVEN

It doesn't loving matter at all.

...are you ok

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Is there and FPS where you can shoot a tiny black hole at an enemy and watch him implode?

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Applewhite posted:

Is there and FPS where you can shoot a tiny black hole at an enemy and watch him implode?

One of the turok games had black hole grenades.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
A video where Nintendo just plays the opening screen from NES Zelda for 4 minutes and people go all crazy at first, but after a while they realize that's all it is.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Applewhite posted:

Is there and FPS where you can shoot a tiny black hole at an enemy and watch him implode?

In Borderlands 2 there's a Psi-witch character with an upgradeable psychic gravity well, yes.

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

half life 3 :rolleye:

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


betty crocker presents call of duty: hamburger helper

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i like the adolf hitler game

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
until they do warcraft 4 and don't diablo 3 it blizzard can literally gently caress it's own rear end in a top hat overwatch is a piece of poo poo tf2 clone for kids and hearthstone is a literal ipad digital card gambling casino

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

I said it in the other e3 thread but....

MECHANICAL
APARTHEID

Square Enix kicking off the embarrassing gamer bullshit early this year, E3 is still a week away!

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

notZaar posted:

Square Enix kicking off the embarrassing gamer bullshit early this year, E3 is still a week away!

the watch dogs 2 livestream today was way way way way more embrassing

they describe the way character talk to having a bit of a "lolzy" feel to it
i can't wait for all the memes

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
I want Contra


Where is Contra

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

PBS Newshour posted:

way way way way more embrassing

"lolzy"

i can't wait for all the memes

The Grey
Mar 2, 2004

An announcement for Warcraft: The Movie: The Game.

The Grey
Mar 2, 2004

I wouldn't be surprised if Playstation VR is only compatible with Playstation 4K.

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
NOT FINAL GAME


PRE-RENDERED FOOTAGE


DEMO MANIPULATED FOR TIME


BETA VERSION


All this and more during our live events!!

EDIT:

The Grey posted:

An announcement for Warcraft: The Movie: The Game.

I hope they digitize the actors and give us a game like Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game. And get Jean Claude Van Damme for it.

CrcleSqreSanchz fucked around with this message at 04:05 on Jun 9, 2016

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

PBS Newshour posted:

watch dogs 2
jesus christ, really?

Korthal
May 26, 2011

I heard Ubisoft is going to announce a 3rd person game that involves parkour somehow.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Wake me when Antichamber 2 comes out.

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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Putty posted:

- Reggie rips a huge fart

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