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I am new to my area and don't have any friends. What's a good way to make goony/nerds platonic female friends? Please make note of the thread tag before you respond.
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Jun 8, 2016 21:43
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dont idiot lol
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Jun 8, 2016 21:44
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gently caress you retard
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Jun 8, 2016 21:44
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get a dog and walk it... STRAIGHT THE gently caress OFF A CLIFF.
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Jun 8, 2016 21:45
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First get better at lying to yourself than you are at lying to us. That will help sell the second lie much more convincingly.
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Jun 8, 2016 21:46
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whoa you SPEAK to women?
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Jun 8, 2016 21:46
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im gay
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Jun 8, 2016 21:50
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i met lots of cool male friends at the local sauna you should try that instead
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Jun 8, 2016 21:52
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have you considered the socratic method, OP
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Jun 8, 2016 21:53
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Get a girlfriend and then you can easily make friends with whoever because you won't be any degree of desperate. If you can't do that then just will your life savings to an animal shelter and then walk off a cliff? Just clarifying that you should NOT w alk a dog off of a cliff!!! ONLY YOU'RESELF
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Jun 8, 2016 21:53
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Don't shower for weeks and let your natural musk do the rest
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Jun 8, 2016 21:56
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wear womens clothes as a disguise
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Jun 8, 2016 21:56
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Treat them like you would any other person, make friends with them.
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Jun 8, 2016 21:58
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Step 1: Remove wang.
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Jun 8, 2016 21:58
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Females? But males are so much more receptive to drinking, jokes, and jovial butt-play.
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Jun 8, 2016 21:59
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Don't whip your dick out, whatever you do.
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Jun 8, 2016 21:59
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Have you tried loving them?
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Jun 8, 2016 21:59
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To clarify, this IS Jon Pop, right?
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Jun 8, 2016 22:03
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talk to them
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Jun 8, 2016 22:04
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You could like pay them to be your friend.
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Jun 8, 2016 22:04
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Be an attractive guy and have a girlfriend that you care about already. Girlfriends make the best wingmen for scoring that sweet amicably-platonic girl-relations!
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Jun 8, 2016 22:05
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Whatever you do, don't make eye contact for longer than 4 minutes total or they will fall in love with you.
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Jun 8, 2016 22:07
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:Be an attractive guy and have a girlfriend that you care about already. I am not attractive and too goony for a girlfriend that's why I said platonic.
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Jun 8, 2016 22:08
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gently caress a lot of girls and then after the magic has worn off you cna be friends with them.
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Jun 8, 2016 22:11
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Lifehack: You know how you talk to guys? Remember how you made friends with guys? Just do that with girls!
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Jun 8, 2016 22:12
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cut your dong off then you will not be sexually threatening hth
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Jun 8, 2016 22:14
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What's the origin of the word "platonic?" I thought Plato had sex with lots of women (men?)
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Jun 8, 2016 22:14
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hemophilia posted:Lifehack: You know how you talk to guys? Remember how you made friends with guys? Just do that with girls! I don't really have any guy friends that aren't relatives.
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Jun 8, 2016 22:14
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Parallax Scroll posted:wear womens clothes as a disguise
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Jun 8, 2016 22:15
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Tip your Fedora at them. Nothing gets you in the friend zone faster.
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Jun 8, 2016 22:16
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Blue Train posted:cut your dong off then you will not be sexually threatening hth Do not do this, blue train is a sentient prick that wants a companion.
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Jun 8, 2016 22:16
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hemophilia posted:Lifehack: You know how you talk to guys? Remember how you made friends with guys? Just do that with girls! Boys and girls are the same! 
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Jun 8, 2016 22:17
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Go streaking! Realtalk: Go streaking at an all-female gym
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Jun 8, 2016 22:19
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noctambulous nebab posted:Boys and girls are the same! When you're not trying to gently caress them yeah pretty much
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Jun 8, 2016 22:20
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Hang out in the female bathrooms
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Jun 8, 2016 22:20
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hemophilia posted:When you're not trying to gently caress them yeah pretty much I don't talk to women the way I would talk with men.
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Jun 8, 2016 22:21
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Parallax Scroll posted:wear womens clothes as a disguise phasmid posted:Step 1: Remove wang. Blue Train posted:cut your dong off then you will not be sexually threatening hth Emasculate yourself - BAM! Problem solved - they will NEVER EVER think of you as a sexual creature. PROS: Get to look at, smell girls CONS: Stop kidding yourself not even Rob Schneider pulled this off successfully
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Jun 8, 2016 22:22
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Try pretending they're people.
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Jun 8, 2016 22:23
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Marta Velasquez posted:Try pretending they're people. gross
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Jun 8, 2016 22:25
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noctambulous nebab posted:I don't talk to women the way I would talk with men. huh. weird
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Jun 8, 2016 22:26
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