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Revenants Return
Mar 28, 2016

by Shine
Sandals thread. Not much of a sandals guy but I bought some to chill out this summer. They were only a $16 piece but they're pretty good. Looking forward to wearing them this summer (wearing them now as well). Anyone else have sandals?

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Mar 28, 2016

by Shine
Someone make the Sandal goons gang tag

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Let me see your fungus toenails now.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Socks and sandals

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I don't wear sandals, I think they're kind of trashy TBQH. So doesn't shock me OP would get them. :grin:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
my beef with sandals is when you walk in grass you get debris caught up in the front of your sandal that builds up under your toes

maybe it's just my standals

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
Spend the 60$ for a pair of rainbows and they'll last you forever and also are comfy as gently caress.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
He's only going to wear them at the beach guys.

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Mar 28, 2016

by Shine
The ones i got are se entry dollars online :grin: but ya it looks like these are good sandals for the summer. Looking forward to "chillin"

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i hope you step on a rusty nail and get tetris

Revenants Return
Mar 28, 2016

by Shine

JiveHonky posted:

i hope you step on a rusty nail and get tetris

Fly away troll

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Darth123123 posted:

Let me see your fungus toenails now.

I can smell them from here!

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Sandals are good enough for Titus Pullo and they are good enough for me.

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
Were your sandals as kick-rear end as these:



?

I think not!

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
The hipper bars in my area won't allow sandals inside.

They say it's a 'glass thing' but I know they're saying 'class.'

Anyway so I wore undersized watersocks stretched over my bigfeet to the fancy whiskey bar and that was somehow better! :cheers:

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I went sandal shopping yesterday, OP, now I'm counting the minutes 'til the weekend when I can hit the beach!

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Mar 28, 2016

by Shine

Serviette posted:

Were your sandals as kick-rear end as these:



?

I think not!

Those are meant to be worn over shoes op. The aren't technically sandals

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

criscodisco posted:

I went sandal shopping yesterday, OP, now I'm counting the minutes 'til the weekend when I can hit the beach!



I wanna take a nap on that curvy hunk of foam block.

Revenants Return
Mar 28, 2016

by Shine

criscodisco posted:

I went sandal shopping yesterday, OP, now I'm counting the minutes 'til the weekend when I can hit the beach!



Nicely done OP. That's one way to "get high" this summer without exposing yourself to the dangers of weed.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
i really dont like sandals at all, even during the summer its either shoes or barefoot for me

naem
May 29, 2011

I got a free pair of Crocs©®™ on an expensive family vacation that I couldn't really afford (the vacation, not the crocs they were buy one get one free)

Sometimes I wear them to the grocery store with my nerd glasses and people look at me funny, I'm a huge prick

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

The hipper bars in my area won't allow sandals inside.

They say it's a 'glass thing' but I know they're saying 'class.'

Anyway so I wore undersized watersocks stretched over my bigfeet to the fancy whiskey bar and that was somehow better! :cheers:

Also if anyone's questioning my hipness I actually was wearing a pair of $100 sandals at the time because I'm a cishet bro shitlord with no job who's too fat lazy to tie he own shoelaces.

They are the best when you wear sandals EVERY day.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

criscodisco posted:

I went sandal shopping yesterday, OP, now I'm counting the minutes 'til the weekend when I can hit the beach!



oh poo poo you can store three beers in each one!


naem posted:

I got a free pair of Crocs©®™ on an expensive family vacation that I couldn't really afford (the vacation, not the crocs they were buy one get one free)

Sometimes I wear them to the grocery store with my nerd glasses and people look at me funny, I'm a huge prick

i wear a pair of the crocs with the leather top and laces when i'm kayaking and they are awesome and have saved my feet so many times

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS

Revenants Return posted:

Those are meant to be worn over shoes op. The aren't technically sandals

The only limit is your imagination, OP.

I tell ya. I go to a posh strip club with these, I get the "Too fancy for this joint" treatment :smuggo:

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Revenants Return posted:

Someone make the Sandal goons gang tag

shouldnt you have a tire goons tag too?

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
Oh, APB to all goons: if you wear stark white socks with your sandals, you have that added protection against dust that is so in vogue right now!

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
driving barefoot is also p great and some of the best days in the summer are when i dont bother wearing shoes when going out...

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Mar 28, 2016

by Shine
This is basically what I got.

Revenants Return fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Jun 8, 2016

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Mar 28, 2016

by Shine

Hot Karl Marx posted:

shouldnt you have a tire goons tag too?

Yes

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Every year I get a couple pairs of the $2.00 flip flops from old navy. I get the same color in case I lose one

tazjin
Jul 24, 2015


Nice you're a German tourist now

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
I buy the $4 walmart sandals every summer, and they last as long as they need to.

Thanks, China.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
sandals are probablky the whitest thing you can wear

PinkoBastard
Oct 3, 2010
There's a girl I work with who is really hateful and irritating, and when she walks all I can hear are her sandals slapping rhythmically against her fat feet. I have nothing against fat people in general, but I hate sandals and I hate her loving fat feet.

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

sandals are probablky the whitest thing you can wear

Aren't they a middle eastern thing?

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

sandals are probablky the whitest thing you can wear

holy moly you're dumb as gently caress

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

A. Beaverhausen posted:

Aren't they a middle eastern thing?
nothing's whiter than stealing things from other cultures and claiming them as your own

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

PinkoBastard posted:

There's a girl I work with who is really hateful and irritating, and when she walks all I can hear are her sandals slapping rhythmically against her fat feet. I have nothing against fat people in general, but I hate sandals and I hate her loving fat feet.

Good work apparel there. Sandal wearers are heathen hippies. The end.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

bradzilla posted:

holy moly you're dumb as gently caress

wat kinda sandals ya got?

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Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

wat kinda sandals ya got?

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