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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
I remember it wasnt too long ago when the Saw and Hostel series and movies like them were pretty solid money makers.

what happened? did audience tastes change to all the ghost and possession movies that are being released these days?



you have 30 seconds to answer.

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jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

life in the year 2016 is torture enough for most people

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Big bang theory is still on

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

the genre was completely overtaken by the best in the business: 24 hour news companies

Illavick
Sep 15, 2012

WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE
What if we had porn-torture? What would THAT be like eh?

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Illavick posted:

What if we had porn-torture? What would THAT be like eh?

that is a twisted idea. really twisted. i like it. ill make the website.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Illavick posted:

What if we had porn-torture? What would THAT be like eh?

you mean like daisys destruction? i think it would be not good in any way

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

satanic splash-back posted:

that is a twisted idea. really twisted. i like it. ill make the website.

pls dont...

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i cant believe this is the thread i made on my birthday, smh

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
herpy birday!

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
this is part of my secret plot to slowly steal all the porn from the world

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
well crap it's not a secret anymore now is it?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Iron Prince posted:

herpy birday!

thanks du!

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
They ran out of extra blood because of the wars

Illavick
Sep 15, 2012

WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE

JiveHonky posted:

you mean like daisys destruction? i think it would be not good in any way

I'm not familiar with that and don't have google open in another tab but I was thinking like a long term gradual spiritual decay that is actually playing itself out in the lives of millions but goes mostly unnoticed due to dismissive attitudes towards sexual morality.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
- I downloaded literal vintage German dungeon porn by mistake
- I downloaded more hosed up German porn, this time with corpse loving
- Ridiculous Porn 3: A Hitler murder mystery
- Bill Zebub: Autism, Narcissism, Heavy Metal, and Tits
- Snuffet: Jim Henson has the weirdest boner right now

And most recently: Bloodsucking Freaks: Midget skullfucking, dick sandwhiches, and Louis CK

I legit have been writing about torture porn in GBS for a long time now. I even started a podcast that will be coming out soon that reviews underground films (aka probably a lot of torture porn). What the gently caress you talking about bro?

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Modern kids are psychopaths and are in no way bothered by gruesome dismemberment. They grew up with it on CBS.

Jump-out scares affect all reasonably intelligent life forms.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Windows 98 posted:

- I downloaded literal vintage German dungeon porn by mistake
- I downloaded more hosed up German porn, this time with corpse loving
- Ridiculous Porn 3: A Hitler murder mystery
- Bill Zebub: Autism, Narcissism, Heavy Metal, and Tits
- Snuffet: Jim Henson has the weirdest boner right now

And most recently: Bloodsucking Freaks: Midget skullfucking, dick sandwhiches, and Louis CK

I legit have been writing about torture porn in GBS for a long time now. I even started a podcast that will be coming out soon that reviews underground films (aka probably a lot of torture porn). What the gently caress you talking about bro?

i mean in terms of current box office viability.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

poo poo like paranormal activity is way cheaper and gets more return

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

BossRighteous posted:

Modern kids are psychopaths and are in no way bothered by gruesome dismemberment. They grew up with it on CBS.

Jump-out scares affect all reasonably intelligent life forms.

yeah, it might just be good old fashion desensitization

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
The guy in Soma is a loving idiot but it makes sense because he has brain damage and is also a robot.

Smashurbanipal
Sep 12, 2009
ASK ME ABOUT BEING A SHITTY POSTER
Rather than watching some of that poo poo I made some braised short ribs with preserved lemon and ras al hanout. tossed a bunch of green beans in for the last 40 minutes and then had all that over pearl couscous.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
If you want I can make you a list of modern torture porn. But modern torture porn is kind of dumb. 70's grindhouse torture porn is infinitely more entertaining.

I haven't watched it yet but I think I will be doing a thing on Hora (2009) soon. Retitled as "Whore" in English.

IMDb posted:

Rikke is writing on an new book and needs to get get out on the countryside to get some inspiration, and visits her deceased mother's old cabin in a local community called "Dokka". Were she quickly gets violent attention from some local goons, including their retarded friend Ronny.

Here is a non-imdb synopsis
"The film follows Rikke, a writer who is working on a new novel and needs to get out of the city to finish it. She visits her late mother's house in a small town named Dokka to finish her novel, attracting the attention of a number of rowdy male locals, including a retarded man, a bully and a American psycho type of guy. One day they visit Rikke in her house and brutally rape her then the bloody revenge begins. "

Here are some lovely :nws: screen caps!

http://i.imgur.com/368Hc88.png
http://i.imgur.com/8BwSbQ7.png
http://i.imgur.com/kJhtlvm.png
http://i.imgur.com/6OwOicA.png
http://i.imgur.com/ULN9xoH.png

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Also The Human Centipede, arguably one of the more successful box office torture porn movies, came out in 2009. The genre is still going strong my friend.

Here is a short entry on Wikipedia regarding modern torture porn. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splatter_film#Resurgence

You'll definitely recognize some of the names. Such as

The Hills Have Eyes
Last House On The Left
I Spit On Your Grave
A Serbian Film
Hostel series


Sure, mostly all of them are remake of classic grindhouse torture porn. But there is still a market and they are still being made.

Windows 98 fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Jun 9, 2016

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Windows 98 posted:

If you want I can make you a list of modern torture porn. But modern torture porn is kind of dumb. 70's grindhouse torture porn is infinitely more entertaining.

I haven't watched it yet but I think I will be doing a thing on Hora (2009) soon. Retitled as "Whore" in English.


Here is a non-imdb synopsis
"The film follows Rikke, a writer who is working on a new novel and needs to get out of the city to finish it. She visits her late mother's house in a small town named Dokka to finish her novel, attracting the attention of a number of rowdy male locals, including a retarded man, a bully and a American psycho type of guy. One day they visit Rikke in her house and brutally rape her then the bloody revenge begins. "

Here are some lovely :nws: screen caps!

http://i.imgur.com/368Hc88.png
http://i.imgur.com/8BwSbQ7.png
http://i.imgur.com/kJhtlvm.png
http://i.imgur.com/6OwOicA.png
http://i.imgur.com/ULN9xoH.png

:eyepop: she hot

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Here is a trailer for a torture porn movie made in 2015! It's called BILL HUCKSTABELLE SERIAL RAPIST

E: These videos are probably :nws: but you're clicking on a torture porn thread so that shouldn't be a shock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqP_8XIKaaA

And here's another torture porn film called Lucky Bastard made in 2014 (it's loving awful don't even bother watching it)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWSRpZi1Msk

Windows 98 fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Jun 9, 2016

Smashurbanipal
Sep 12, 2009
ASK ME ABOUT BEING A SHITTY POSTER
While "A Serbian Film" sure appears to fit the criteria of torture porn, it's different from the rest you list cause it's intended to be commentary on the Balkan Wars rather than just brutality for the sake of prurient amusement.

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

We switched to zombies iirc

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
everybody involved prob became too tuckered out to continue on so they moved on to another less physically involved kink like watersports

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Don't forget about Forgive Me for Raping You (2010)



Made by non other than Bill Zebub. The giant pile of poo poo I made a thread about and linked to early!

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Windows 98 posted:

Don't forget about Forgive Me for Raping You (2010)



Made by non other than Bill Zebub. The giant pile of poo poo I made a thread about and linked to early!

pls tell me more about this Bill Zebub... :allears:

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Happy birthday jive

order pizza. Wife has until pizza arrives to get you off. But have playoffs on tv to distract you

If no success pay for pizza in the nude

Report on evening

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
Why was it that that hacksaw couldn't cut the chain, the lock, or the pipe?

The Saw series was stupid as gently caress.

e: Happy Birthday, JiveHonky!

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Serviette posted:

Why was it that that hacksaw couldn't cut the chain, the lock, or the pipe?

The Saw series was stupid as gently caress.

I assume time was a factor and that it was stolen from Watchmen. I don't know where they stole it from.

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


Uncle Wemus posted:

Big bang theory is still on

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Serviette posted:

Why was it that that hacksaw couldn't cut the chain, the lock, or the pipe?

The Saw series was stupid as gently caress.

e: Happy Birthday, JiveHonky!

The teeth were dulled. Which doesn't actually change anything, but it is the excuse they gave.

Mariana Horchata posted:

pls tell me more about this Bill Zebub... :allears:

Bill Zebub: Autism, Narcissism, Heavy Metal, and Tits



:nws:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQws00n_ckU

Windows 98 fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Jun 9, 2016

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





saw was loving boring trash and that poo poo was lame as poo poo

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

JiveHonky posted:

i cant believe this is the thread i made on my birthday, smh

I knew I found myself clicking this thread for some reason... have a happy one Jivehonky! :cosmic2day:

You've been down in the dumps a lot lately - I think DGSW's disappearance in our lives has been hard on some but it's been toughest on you, Jivehonky. Don't torture-porn yourself over it!

You're a very funny manchild and you're going places... purely theoretically, of course, but certainly up! Enjoy / Namaste whatever gross jugular-slicing brown-n-gunmetal-toned noise maker movies you wanna discuss in here, or whatever.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
I saw this thread title and I was confused to see Jivehonky as the OP and then I realized it was a Windows 98 honeypot thread.

e: I need to go outside.

e2: Welp, Bye!

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

win98 sure is an expert in this poo poo

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