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Is there any hope for Cleveland?
No, because they all live in Ohio
Yes, but only after every living Clevelander is dead
Just dump the whole loving thing into the Great Lakes and start over
The only true way is Nihilism
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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Well here goes nothing...



Game Two was a poo poo festival. Steph Curry foul trouble? Didn't matter. Klay Thompson just okay? Didn't matter. Harrison Barnes was bad? Didn't matter. Andrew Bogut did almost nothing? Didn't matter. This was because Kevin Love was concussed, LeBron James had trouble keeping the ball, J.R. Smith was non-existent, and Kyrie Irving was terrible.

Here's more:



















Possible lineups???



Tonight's points of interest:

We could continue the utterly fascinating discussion about basketball-themed Anime
Who would you trade for Kyrie Irving right now?
More annoying home crowd: Warriors fans, Jazz fans, or Blazers fans?
Does Kyrie actually care?
Why does Cleveland never get nice things?
How insufferable will Draymond Green become if he gets another ring?

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Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
hey CLEVELAND CAVALIERS the team from my STATE i LIVED in:

im sure one of you is reading this, JR probably. i just got back from beating my friends in 21. know how i did it? by making FREE THROWS and taking GOOD SHOTS and creating for myself. also a younger kid played 2-2 with us 30 somethings. he talked in artificially low voice, could get rim, basically a young buck! he ate my face for like 3 possessions, until i realized: hey, i have old man strength and experience, and can beat him by bullying him and being smarter and keeping my head.


ARE YOU GETTING ANY OF THIS CLEVE LAND

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Brolander posted:

hey CLEVELAND CAVALIERS the team from my STATE i LIVED in:

im sure one of you is reading this, JR probably. i just got back from beating my friends in 21. know how i did it? by making FREE THROWS and taking GOOD SHOTS and creating for myself. also a younger kid played 2-2 with us 30 somethings. he talked in artificially low voice, could get rim, basically a young buck! he ate my face for like 3 possessions, until i realized: hey, i have old man strength and experience, and can beat him by bullying him and being smarter and keeping my head.


ARE YOU GETTING ANY OF THIS CLEVE LAND

Brolander posted:

hey CLEVELAND CAVALIERS the team from my STATE i LIVED in:

Brolander posted:

STATE i LIVED in:

My goondolences

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Metapod posted:

My goondolences

it was that or live in west virginia. i feel my pa and ma chose wisely

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Brolander posted:

it was that or live in west virginia. i feel my pa and ma chose wisely

Nods in agreement

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Metapod posted:

Nods in agreement

i grew up in this area(the first one)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eld72EkI-uw


it's amazing i can read

oh jesus christ i have been to almost all of these places

Brolander fucked around with this message at 01:39 on Jun 9, 2016

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
I am all on board Draymond winning Finals MVP, I want to see maximum salt

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Meh wouldn't be the first lovely player to win. Should be Barbosa tho.

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

Brolander posted:

also a younger kid played 2-2 with us 30 somethings. he talked in artificially low voice

lol I wonder what Steph's real voice sounds like.

Also:


I kind of figured when Klay Thompson lost his goatee from Party Central that he wouldn't replace it with the crust of his almond butter & organic meyer lemon marmalade sandwich.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

Da cavz r bad

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

Haha why are there cardboard cutouts on every seat of like early 2000's wrestlers and the Clintons

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Paperback Writer posted:

Haha why are there cardboard cutouts on every seat of like early 2000's wrestlers and the Clintons

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
im trying to think of a way to compare the cavs to lake effect snow

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


richard jefferson proving that if you shave your head when you're young, you'll appear to never age

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Chinatown posted:

im trying to think of a way to compare the cavs to lake effect snow

(thrown voice) they both loving suck!!!

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
who said that, who's the sonfoabitch!!?

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
Someone remind me, what year was it last time Jefferson started in the Finals? Also, who would be starting instead of Jefferson if DeAndre didn't end up back in LA?

The Duggler
Feb 20, 2011

I do not hear you, I do not see you, I will not let you get into the Duggler's head with your bring-downs.

It feels like this game is going to be extremely LeBron

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

The Duggler posted:

It feels like this game is going to be extremely LeBron

Miami Lebron or young Lebron?

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Metapod posted:

Miami Lebron or young Lebron?

Hopefully young LeBron vs the Pistons.

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:
I can't wait for American cluster gently caress poo poo show extravaganza 3.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Metapod posted:

Miami Lebron or young Lebron?

the lebron that skip bayless is always accusing of choking

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Okay Lebron, dont bitch out please. Thx

The Duggler
Feb 20, 2011

I do not hear you, I do not see you, I will not let you get into the Duggler's head with your bring-downs.

Metapod posted:

Miami Lebron or young Lebron?

2015 'I'll do it my loving self then' LeBron

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Is Cleveland off key

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

The Duggler posted:

It feels like this game is going to be extremely LeBron

which lebron though? like, hulk smash, or his face blankly staring into the infinite abyss

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

The Duggler posted:

2015 'I'll do it my loving self then' LeBron

this is the one i expect and want. i also want JR to have a game

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Spacebump posted:

Hopefully young LeBron vs the Pistons.

R.D. Mangles posted:

the lebron that skip bayless is always accusing of choking

The Duggler posted:

2015 'I'll do it my loving self then' LeBron

All good option

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


That was a better anthem than most singers. Too many assholes whooping and yelling though.

Artic Puma
Jun 22, 2007

Chef Curry with the pot, boy!
This is actually a pretty dope anthem.

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
singing over here

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
oh cmon go for the high note you loving pussies

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
This is where I say Lebron is greatest perimeter player and probably the greatest I'll ever see

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:
Every time I hear this McDonalds commercial I hear people singing "Let me get a dick pic, too"

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
can't wait for 2007 ecf finals game 5 lebron and celtics game 6 lebron to have a baby and have it be lebron in this game tonight and he gets the first triple triple in nba history and the cavs automatically win the finals.

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
this is where the oracle would be deafening

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


ABC should have a segment where stephen a threatens a player from each team

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
Cavs have never been down since Love went out, looks like we found the problem.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Lebron in the open court is the most beautiful thing

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Irving already missed a switch. This bodes well

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