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Wee Stubby Nublet
Nov 20, 2015

by Lowtax

NameChange posted:

Since they all assume everyone is a potential criminal, I assume they are all corrupt assholes.

I'm not entering into any discussion about the merits of the po-po with my reply here ('coz that's just dumb). But I gotta say...

Uhh, that assumption (made by anyone, regardless of whether or not it's the po-po) is a correct assumption. Everyone IS a potential criminal. Potentially. Potentially

Words. I don't think you actually understand the meaning of the words you're using. :D

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Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

H.H posted:

How likely is it that the OP is white as the driven snow and has never actually suffered at the hands of police?

The same odds that he wouldn't last very long without the police post-cataclysm*

*same goes for anyone who hates cops

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Agent Escalus posted:

The same odds that he wouldn't last very long without the police post-cataclysm*

*same goes for anyone who hates cops

In all fairness, his chances are about the same with cops. Difference is if the roving band of raiders and marauders that execute him are cops or not.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Agent Escalus posted:

The same odds that he wouldn't last very long without the police post-cataclysm*

*same goes for anyone who hates cops

in the mad max world of the future only those who have donated to policemen's benevolent associations will survive

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Tiberius Thyben posted:

Difference is if the roving band of raiders and marauders that execute him are cops or not.

Cops would never execute anybody. #Ferguson :smile:

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
OP have you considered just not doing a crime? I find that helps keep the police from bothering you.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Murphy Brownback posted:

OP have you considered just not doing a crime? I find that helps keep the police from bothering you.

What happens if I commit a crime? :allears:


Will the police treat me fairly? :allears:





















The answer is no, you milktoast pansy piece of poo poo.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Murphy Brownback posted:

OP have you considered just not doing a crime? I find that helps keep the police from bothering you.

actually not doing a crime is illegal in most states, look it up

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
https://vimeo.com/169710819

I dont think thats gonna help sry

SealHammer
Jul 4, 2010
Click to understand my bad faith posting.

A Stupid Baby posted:

https://vimeo.com/169710819

I dont think thats gonna help sry

permanently brain damage some kid just because you can, only go to jail for 4 years

yep, sounds like police to me

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
The only people who hate the police are criminals and children.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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A Stupid Baby posted:

https://vimeo.com/169710819

I dont think thats gonna help sry

A police officer had a hard time pulling over a teenager. What a crazy video. He must have spent 2 days in jail for that. Crazy.

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty

SweetKarma posted:

A police officer had a hard time pulling over a teenager. What a crazy video. He must have spent 2 days in jail for that. Crazy.

He got 4 years because the kids dad is a cop

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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okay he's dead. rip














Let's just drag his dead body to the curb and drop him.

Bareback Werewolf fucked around with this message at 10:59 on Jun 9, 2016

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
op i rly liked ur latest album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2p5svFJ9cQ

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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"I've been tazed a dozen times, it doesn't act like that".

Get hosed and die pig.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Remember when GBS had a Cop Thread and they ended up moving it over to GiP, the forum for military goons, and then the mods there started probating and banning people for asking even softball questions?

I think there was even a cop poster there that alluded to how he could destroy someone's entire life on a whim if he wanted lol

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
should have moved the cop thread to TCC

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Aren't police officers trained in CPR? They don't even try to help him. Garbage.

Frogisis
Apr 15, 2003

relax brother relax

Robo Reagan posted:

should have moved the cop thread to TCC

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

SA should have a College Forum Roomate: Odd Couple! thing in September and just chuck megathreads into conflicting subforums

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

Professor Shark posted:

SA should have a College Forum Roomate: Odd Couple! thing in September and just chuck megathreads into conflicting subforums

this, but one megathread every week

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJaOKklB-LE&t=0m54s

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

H.H posted:

this, but one megathread every week

Shut the gently caress up, nobody cares what you think.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the cops are no the troops thats for sure

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

SweetKarma posted:

Shut the gently caress up, nobody cares what you think.

lol, you need to relax.

watch some tv: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPp4qb-phrA

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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H.H posted:

lol, you need to relax.

watch some tv: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPp4qb-phrA

Here's a video for your daddy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ribSlGfY6ao

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
if you don't stand behind the police feel free to stand in front of them

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

paul_soccer10 posted:

if you don't stand behind the police feel free to stand in front of them

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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How to field dress H.H's daddy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9WcNFRnphw

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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His dad is actually a cop. This is great.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
gently caress police horses.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Give your daddy a kiss for me. Tell him it was from SweetKarma.

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Actually most cops are cool and good public servants who work diligently to make their communities safer sorry about the criminal drug addict miscreants here who think otherwise

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I mean let's be real here it's no secret most gbs posters are a bunch of drug addict losers who are really mad about the fact they were pulled over and arrested for DUI and how unjust it was or whatever lol

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I think Police are better than Sting solo.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Angry Birds Suicide posted:

I mean let's be real here it's no secret most gbs posters are a bunch of drug addict losers who are really mad about the fact they were pulled over and arrested for DUI and how unjust it was or whatever lol

*I've never been arrested.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

pricklypie posted:



'we put our lives on the line'

I'm kinda surprised firefighters aren't above cops in danger.

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roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005
i'm the juxtaposition of an 88 year old man with a revolver and the cops with assault rifles armored cars lasers night vision and body armor and air support

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