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When did it stop being cool to discuss making GBS threads your pants in gbs? Let's turn this around and discuss times when you've poo poo your pants. I'll start, I poo poo my pants around twice a year. Most embarrassing is tied between a job interview and a Denny's. Tell me about making GBS threads your pants goons.
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Jun 9, 2016 15:08
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Was the job interview at Denny's
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Jun 9, 2016 15:10
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no, separate incidents
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Jun 9, 2016 15:11
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I had one of those misty farts the other month
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Jun 9, 2016 15:13
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I thought we, as in the forum's population as a whole, was maturing to the point where none of us poo poo our pants anymore.
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Jun 9, 2016 15:13
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People here discovered Imodium.
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Jun 9, 2016 15:21
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id rather poo poo outside than in my pants, a rather controversial opinion it turned out
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Jun 9, 2016 15:23
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Tell me about making GBS threads your pants goons.
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Jun 9, 2016 15:36
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you're no hakan
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Jun 9, 2016 15:38
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once my dad was running late and i had to walk back from school, i got 90% there really needing to take a deuce and it leaked out into my pants. then my dad turned up to take me the rest of the way home and i rolled the window all the way down and tried to elevate myself as much as possible, i didnt mention anything and neither did he. when i got home i got the worst out in the bathroom sink then put them in the washing machine. it was never mentioned.
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Jun 9, 2016 15:43
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I am dangerously close to making GBS threads my pants at this very moment
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Jun 9, 2016 15:44
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since all the cool forum people agreed that beans in chili are good and cool and deliver the required fiber to stave off dumping your trunks. only the severely retarded persist in denying bean goodness and still poo poo themselves on the reg
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Jun 9, 2016 15:46
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I was talking about this with another goon a few days ago. You poo poo yourself once, maybe twice and ok... Accidents happen. Just maybe eat more when drinking cider. You poo poo yourself 3 times? That's it. It's something you do now. You're a pants shitter. I'm on my second strike.
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Jun 9, 2016 16:08
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one time i had to go really, really bad, but i had just gotten into my car to drive home from work. i thought it would be okay, i thought i could hold it, but life had different plans. for some reason, there was a bunch of traffic on the highway right after i got out of work, and everyone was going slow, real slow, like, bumper to bumper traffic slow, 5:30 rush hour slow, grandma using a walker to go down stairs slow, and it made it feel like forever before i finally got home. all i could think about was poop. pooping. pooping in my pants. pooping in my car. pooping in my underwear (if i remembered to wear underwear, but i didn't because real men go commando), pooping all by myself in the midst of hundreds of other human beings, oblivious to the dank smell of decay and butt emanating from my rear end in a top hat. then i got home and pooped in the toilet like a normal human bean.
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Jun 9, 2016 16:18
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Nigmaetcetera posted:People here discovered Imodium. yeah basically once I started reading the croatia thread in E/N it was all over for my trousers
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Jun 9, 2016 16:19
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satanic splash-back posted:one time i had to go really, really bad, but i had just gotten into my car to drive home from work. i thought it would be okay, i thought i could hold it, but life had different plans. for some reason, there was a bunch of traffic on the highway right after i got out of work, and everyone was going slow, real slow, like, bumper to bumper traffic slow, 5:30 rush hour slow, grandma using a walker to go down stairs slow, and it made it feel like forever before i finally got home. how loving dare you tease me like this, I was so close
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Jun 9, 2016 16:21
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I once drank 3 extra large iced coffees in a row at McDonald's at 6 am. It sounded good when I was insanely hung over/still drunk but I'm 100% sure it made me poo poo my pants
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Jun 9, 2016 16:35
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Captain Yossarian posted:I once drank 3 extra large iced coffees in a row at McDonald's at 6 am. It sounded good when I was insanely hung over/still drunk but I'm 100% sure it made me poo poo my pants I actually took your pants off and poo poo in them then put them back on you when you were passed out drunk
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Jun 9, 2016 16:37
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various cheeses posted:I actually took your pants off and poo poo in them then put them back on you when you were passed out drunk Lol this is entirely possible
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Jun 9, 2016 17:10
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I never poo poo my pants anymore since I switched to wearing kilts 
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Jun 9, 2016 17:14
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its better to poo poo ones pants than to hold it in too long if you hold it in too long or too hard you can go septic or if your poo is especially dense (eat more fiber) it can cause tears in your lower colon causing you to bleed extensively when you poop you could even end up like mr hands with a ruptured colon
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Jun 9, 2016 17:18
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Do you know what's the absolute worst? It's when you can't wait for something you want so badly, that you end up doing something so terribly stupid and/or underhanded, it gets noticed and then you flat out blast a hot load of warm syrupy poo poo into your britches out of sheer embarrassment. In front of absolutely everyone you consider important in your life. That must be the worst feeling ever. You wanted something so badly and instead you get the ultimate humiliation, bubbling, running down your legs and filling your shoes, like two camber pots. I wonder how that must feel?
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Jun 9, 2016 17:39
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VendaGoat posted:Do you know what's the absolute worst? That's when you need toilet shoes.
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Jun 9, 2016 17:40
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Sorry but the TSA is taking over bathroom security soon. No shoes allowed.
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Jun 9, 2016 17:43
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satanic splash-back posted:one time i had to go really, really bad, but i had just gotten into my car to drive home from work. i thought it would be okay, i thought i could hold it, but life had different plans. for some reason, there was a bunch of traffic on the highway right after i got out of work, and everyone was going slow, real slow, like, bumper to bumper traffic slow, 5:30 rush hour slow, grandma using a walker to go down stairs slow, and it made it feel like forever before i finally got home. Speaking to cars and pooping, how is it that your rear end knows when you're like 3 blocks from home and just decides to go nuts and you have to do everything in your power not to poo poo yourself?
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Jun 9, 2016 17:43
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gbs outlawed being funny and all the funny people got banned
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Jun 9, 2016 17:51
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I wear a diaper so technically I poo poo my diaper not my pants. 
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Jun 9, 2016 17:53
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ManDingo posted:Sorry but the TSA is taking over bathroom security soon. No shoes allowed. Dirk Squarejaw posted:Speaking to cars and pooping, how is it that your rear end knows when you're like 3 blocks from home and just decides to go nuts and you have to do everything in your power not to poo poo yourself? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uYKPBOn7kw
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Jun 9, 2016 17:54
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Applewhite posted:toilet shoes. Mods namechange
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Jun 9, 2016 17:54
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its summer and we're wearing jorts now op
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Jun 9, 2016 18:01
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pee pee doo doo
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Jun 9, 2016 18:02
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we're older now so we stopping pooping our pants. the cycle will be complete when we start popping our pants due to old age.
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Jun 9, 2016 18:44
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I stole a P.Pooper's glasses once. I don't wear glasses, but maybe one day I'll need them. On my way to being a good ol' Arya Stark. e: does this mean that one day i might be a p.pooper? oh god
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Jun 9, 2016 19:54
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I can't stop making GBS threads my god drat pants
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Jun 9, 2016 20:01
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I shipped my pants!
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Jun 9, 2016 20:09
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So I've never noticed this effect with McDonald's iced coffee, but regular old McD's hot coffee makes my bowels go BLAMMO like nothing else. I've never been constipated but if I am, ever, I hope there will be a McDonald's in my eyeline. Also I have never poo poo myself although one time after a ten mile run I really, really wanted to.
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Jun 9, 2016 20:25
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The closest I have come to making GBS threads my pants since I was a literal gay baby was sharting the bed when I was sick last month it was really gross and inconvenient but I'm pretty sure those words could describe nearly any pants making GBS threads
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Jun 9, 2016 20:39
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i havent farted off of a toilet in a week too risky
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Jun 9, 2016 20:53
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The de facto pants making GBS threads thread is the TENNIS MEGATHREAD in YLLS, that's where you're supposed to post about making GBS threads your pants now
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Jun 9, 2016 21:28
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PRO-TIP: Wear black underwear so poo poo stains arent as noticeable
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Jun 9, 2016 21:36
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