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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

PBS Newshour posted:

I guess the bombers must have used a Cis-4 plastic explosive

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Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

now let me tell you about how this tiny group of texan religious nuts presents an existential threat to western civilization and my elaborate botnet set up to harass them

look at how you're incapable of not reading something and blowing it completely out of proportion. A 20 second jquery script running on my server is now a botnet, some Texans being assholes to teens are now 'an existential threat to western civilization.'

You're either a bad troll or pitifully misguided.

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka
No bad tactics, only bad Targets

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

E1M1 posted:

No bad tactics, only bad Targets

:five:

Sperghetti
Apr 21, 2010

Immortan posted:

I guess transgenders don't matter to bigots like you

Is apathy the same as bigotry? If so I may be the biggest bigot of all

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
the dog disposal dog they sent is a cat

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

PBS Newshour posted:

the dog disposal dog

what a horrid thought

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
the bomb disposal dog they sent is a cat

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
Dog disposal dog sounds like a pit bull to me.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

It's a dog dispose dog world out there.

Mirage
Oct 27, 2000

All is for the best, in this, the best of all possible worlds
12-yr-old kid discovers how to make dry ice bomb, throws it in bathroom for giggles, creates international incident

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

what a horrid thought

oh wow that post must have came from an alternative reality where i embrassed myself and not made a decent joke

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Oh no i flushed my genderfluid down the transtoilet and now I'm a sexual

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

unpacked robinhood posted:

Oh no i flushed my genderfluid down the transtoilet and now I'm a sexual

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
why do we have to politicalize every thread and not make goofy jokes i don't get it

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003
Mirage has got it. Betcha this was just dry ice in a plastic bottle.


Which you can cop a terrorism charge for making should you be caught doing so. Used to make these all the time years ago when I was a cook.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

PBS Newshour posted:

the bomb disposal dog they sent is a cat

The cat, though, identifies as a dog.

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

Mirage posted:

12-yr-old kid discovers how to make dry ice bomb, throws it in bathroom for giggles, creates international incident

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Authentic email scripting sounds

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

PBS Newshour posted:

why do we have to politicalize every thread and not make goofy jokes i don't get it

in the grim darkness of the 21st century, there is only politics

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
i am going to make a point about how i hate transgender people in the women's restroom by putting a fat man and little boy in there

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

PBS Newshour posted:

why do we have to politicalize every thread and not make goofy jokes i don't get it

It's really bad, isn't it?

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

PBS Newshour posted:

i am going to make a point about how i hate transgender people in the women's restroom by putting a fat man and little boy in there

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

be nice.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


imagine caring so much about dumb bathroom poo poo that u commit acts of terrorism. lmfao

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Captain Yossarian posted:

It's really bad, isn't it?

yea

like we get it people, you hate internet tumblr and millennials and poo poo, that doesn't mean you need to subvert every comedic premise the world gives you to say that

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
I'm committing acts of terror against the gender binary.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

how do we know this isnt somehow related to al-quada??

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Profondo Rosso posted:

imagine caring so much about dumb bathroom poo poo that u commit acts of terrorism. lmfao

I've taken shits that could be considered acts of terrorism committed by Taco Bell and malt liquor

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


paul_soccer10 posted:

[knock on stall door]
OCCUPIED!! BY THE POPULAR FRONT FOR THE LIBERATION OF TOILET

lmao

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Profondo Rosso posted:

imagine caring so much about dumb bathroom poo poo that u commit acts of terrorism. lmfao

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
I'm also committing acts of terror against my own dick and balls.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Maoist Pussy posted:

I'm also committing acts of terror against my own dick and balls.

you really have an obsession

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
I meant that I've been binge-watching "Girls". NOT whatever you were thinking of.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
if you were a bingo card nearly half your spaces would be "bad transgender post"

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

bad tranny? should see my ford!!!

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

numberoneposter posted:

bad tranny? should see my ford!!!

Ayyyyy

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

numberoneposter posted:

bad tranny? should see my ford!!!

Dodge would have been the more poignant joke imo

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
You might say I'm a post operative.

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Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Three alt right men and a baby

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