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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Bing Bong Theory does not prepare you. In BBT, the nerds are well groomed and use skincare products and are dressed by professional stylists.

These nerds were not pretty. There was a Howard Woolwich looking one who was skinny as a rail and hook nosed and his greasy hair was matted to his head and his patchy beard looked like pubes. The Leonard looking one was much fatter and angrier. His shirt was sweat stained and looked like it could stand up on its own.

The Shelton looking one's head was overlarge and teetered precariously on his scrawny, vulture like neck, his odor almost a physical force.

They were arguing about Warhammer 40k rules in voices that still cracked like those of teenagers, even though these men must have been in their mid to late 30s.

I'd heard all the nerd stereotypes before of course, but I'd always dismissed them as hurtful exaggerations.

Not so. Nerds are all too real. I'm feeling very shaken.

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Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
That's how I felt about hillbillies until I went to my grandpa's childhood hometown in West Virginia.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
LIGHTNING BOLT

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Let me see the outfit before I join in.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
I remember the first time I saw a mirror too, op

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Iron Prince posted:

I remember the first time I saw a mirror too, op

Nice.

Crack
Apr 10, 2009
i wandered into a games workshop once because it was the opening day and they were giving stuff away

i left traumatised and all i got was a lovely unmade model which later ended up in the bin

nothing prepares you for the sights, smells and sounds inside of a games workshop

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

Iron Prince posted:

I remember the first time I saw a mirror too, op

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
i run a comic book club at my university


applewhite... kill me

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Remember when games workshop started suing people who used the term "Space Marine(s)" because they claimed they owned the international copyright?

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

PBS Newshour posted:

i run a comic book club at my university


applewhite... kill me

you are already dead

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





What Warhammer scenario did you guys play OP?

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
How much more than you do they make yearly though?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Did you have to deal with Intel today or something, OP?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

phasmid posted:

Remember when games workshop started suing people who used the term "Space Marine(s)" because they claimed they owned the international copyright?

its called a trademark

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Roylicious posted:

How much more than you do they make yearly though?

I don't know but I'd gladly pay the difference and more not to look or smell like them.

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps

Applewhite posted:

I don't know but I'd gladly pay the difference and more not to look or smell like them.

Hm fair enough, you shoulda asked for their opinions on women though to get the full experience.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Booblord Zagats posted:

Did you have to deal with Intel today or something, OP?

It was the back room of a local hobby shop.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Applewhite posted:

Bing Bong Theory does not prepare you. In BBT, the nerds are well groomed and use skincare products and are dressed by professional stylists.

These nerds were not pretty. There was a Howard Woolwich looking one who was skinny as a rail and hook nosed and his greasy hair was matted to his head and his patchy beard looked like pubes. The Leonard looking one was much fatter and angrier. His shirt was sweat stained and looked like it could stand up on its own.

The Shelton looking one's head was overlarge and teetered precariously on his scrawny, vulture like neck, his odor almost a physical force.

They were arguing about Warhammer 40k rules in voices that still cracked like those of teenagers, even though these men must have been in their mid to late 30s.

I'd heard all the nerd stereotypes before of course, but I'd always dismissed them as hurtful exaggerations.

Not so. Nerds are all too real. I'm feeling very shaken.

it turns out pretty much all stereotypes are actually true

try working in finance or media next and soon you'll start liking my posts

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
what race were they

Crack
Apr 10, 2009

Applewhite posted:

I don't know but I'd gladly pay the difference and more not to look or smell like them.

they probably pay the difference on fantasy figurines

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Applewhite posted:

:airquote:It was the back room of a local hobby shop. :airquote:

How much did you make?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Applewhite posted:

It was the back room of a local hobby shop.

So.... Yes?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

paul_soccer10 posted:

what race were they

White.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Applewhite posted:

It was the back room of a local hobby shop.

oh man, was it one of those hobby stores you just go in and you feel dirty

man, i am so glad there are like nice game stores in this day and age that don't give off the aura of loving vomit

Moltke
May 13, 2009
So you work from home, OP

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
I've only seen one hobby shop in my life. Walked inside, took a whiff, left, and never came back.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

PBS Newshour posted:

oh man, was it one of those hobby stores you just go in and you feel dirty

man, i am so glad there are like nice game stores in this day and age that don't give off the aura of loving vomit

It was v. dirty indeed. A layer of greasy dust covered every surface.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Applewhite posted:

It was v. dirty indeed. A layer of greasy dust covered every surface.

what factions were they playing

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
did you accidentally look in the mirror op?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

PBS Newshour posted:

i run a comic book club at my university
i'm sorry

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

PBS Newshour posted:

what factions were they playing

They weren't set up yet so don't know.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I don't know if I even saw any game pieces.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
I only play Warhammer video games.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Iron Prince posted:

I remember the first time I saw a mirror too, op

haha I guess you could say you saw that mirror whilst you were working from home :xd:

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

symbolic posted:

i'm sorry

i am like one of two people who actually reads comics so its a bunch of nerds who only watch comic book movies and shows. for some reason they always try to out nerd me or something about comics they haven't read. its a very confusing experience.


Applewhite posted:

They weren't set up yet so don't know.

i was hoping they all were playing the anime faction

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Mange Mite posted:

its called a trademark

Well, I'm not a lawyer but it was still bogus.

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

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SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
Where were they? I ask because I need to find my people :unsmith:

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Minimalist Program posted:

haha I guess you could say you saw that mirror whilst you were working from home :xd:

hehe op needs to turn his monitor on!

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