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Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/waitress-attacked-by-muslim-men-for-serving-alcohol-during-ramadan-a3267121.html

I think it is probably Islam. What do you think?

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Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I'm partial to the Falun Bong.

www
Aug 4, 2010

calvinism

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
maybe druze???

tazjin
Jul 24, 2015


Church of Emacs

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Scientology - Who the gently caress doesnt like space aliens?

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
the correct answer is Mormons

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I'm a member of the shaker church. poo poo is loving sweet

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

agreed op: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3779474

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
Agnostic Christendom.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Catholicism has free wine and crackers, no cheese tho, but i think that makes them the best.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Whichever one has the most holidays.

www
Aug 4, 2010

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Catholicism has free wine and crackers, no cheese tho, but i think that makes them the best.

taigs breed like rabbits and multiply like vermin

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Whichever one has the most holidays.

I would worship the Roman Gods in that case

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

www posted:

taigs breed like rabbits and multiply like vermin

I learned a new mean word today, thx friend :nsacloud:

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Lutheranism, 'cause you don't have to do anything

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

judaism. they dont even try to convert you and they still rule the world

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Communism. 100% of the delusion with none of the silly cosmology.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

you have some nerve

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Gaming for me is a religion and Haze is the poo poo.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Your mom worships my cock, OP.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
PORN

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
That one in LA that is just an excuse to smoke weed legally (religious practice).

Worlds Smuggest
Mar 13, 2010
Nihilism.

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
By the way could you theoretically make a church that you are the head of then take a tithe out of your income and 'donate' it to the church and write it off? Then on the other end it would be tax free church money you could spend on whatever?

Surely that's illegal but lol the tax code sometimes.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
it's taoism op

go with the flow, SWED

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Roylicious posted:

By the way could you theoretically make a church that you are the head of then take a tithe out of your income and 'donate' it to the church and write it off? Then on the other end it would be tax free church money you could spend on whatever?

Surely that's illegal but lol the tax code sometimes.

thats literally what shinto is

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
like word for word

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
I guess Shinto is the best then lmao

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Positive Christianity.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
*sprints down the block*
*kicks in door to thread*

heyhey hang on i think i got it






...bad religion???

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
Mine.

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
Zoroastrianism, foo!

FunkyFlashman
May 10, 2013
Science

MoreLikeTen
Oct 21, 2012

The farmer's mistake was believing he had any control over his life.
def islam

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Have you thought of joining Heaven's Gate OP?

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

That's me in the corner.

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
What was the crazy religion practiced in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom?

That one!

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

yeah that's judaism

good choice imo

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LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I would worship the Roman Gods in that case

Are you kidding? Catholicism has a boatload of random feast days, especially if you're willing to really get into rejecting modernity and ignore the 20th century reforms that stopped the calendar from being so cluttered up. There are multiple saints for every day, so each day needs to be ranked by importance. There's basically no limit to holidays you can theoretically celebrate.

LGD fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Jun 9, 2016

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